Friday Link Dump: Strip Clubs with Grubby, Emmy Nods, Joanna Krupa, High Stakes Poker, Big Booty and a Vial of Acid

By Pauly
Los Angeles, CA

Sorry kids.Mind is focused on gambling on college basketball. Chew on these links until I can return to normally scheduled rants and ramblings on Monday. Let's kick off things with the man, the myth, and the legend himself... the Poker Grub returns!

Man, I miss Grubby and when I was his roomie in Henderson. Our days were filled with cavorting around town at buffets and strip clubs. His recent post... Daytripping Strip Clubs is a must read and got me feeling all nostalgic. (Poker Grub)

Congrats to Matt and Dave and the gang at 441 Productions, who received an Emmy nomination for their work on the November Nine. Kudos to the crew for their diligent work on this year's final table. (Pokerati)

Highway51 won the Sunday Million on PokerStars. Insert your Bob Dylan joke here ______. (Bluff)

Joanna Krupa appeared on Poker2Nite. Hubba. Hubba. I popped a woody typing this. She danced with Joe Sebok. LUCKY. DOG. (Wicked Chops Poker)

Shamus waxes about High Stakes Poker. He included a video of a sick sick sick hand that Ivey and durrrr played. (Hard-Boiled Poker)

Losers Poker Strategy - Bankroll Management - Part #1 is one of those eye-opening pieces that makes you scream, "I've been playing the wrong fucking way all these years!" (Melted Felt)

Phantasy Tour is the 2+2 of the jamband music community. Some of the trolls on those threads are more vicious than the psychopaths on 2+2, but there's definitely some pretty funny ass stuff posted there. You just have to sift through the crap. My buddy BTreotch stumbled upon a gem on PT which I'm calling... Big Booty and a Vial of Acid... which reminded me of a Shakespearean tragedy -- our protagonist falls for the wrong girl who has rather scrumptious ass, he gets his heart brutally broken, takes a roadtrip with an emo kid (who happens to be long-dicking his ex-girlfriend), ends up at a Panic show, scores a vial from a wook in the lot, trips balls, emo kid freaks out and thinks he's in the Matrix, their car gets pulled over by cops, and... well, I won't ruin the rest of the story. Read it here. (PT)

That's it for now. Get the hell out of my office!