Friday, April 03, 2009

Guess Her Muff

By Pauly
Hollyweird, CA

Endless prop betting potential with this very NSFW site.

Guess Her Muff.

The chicks are kinda nasty but there's so much opportunity to be made in determining what lurks beneath. Shaved? Au natural? Trimmed? Landing Strip? Brazil? Afro?

Professional Keno Player Neil Fontenot first told me about the bizarre sight. Unreal. One of the most horribly tragic yet highly entertaining concept blogs I had seen since FML.

God bless the intertubes. And God Bless America. This is the type of shit that every citizen has the right to see (or not see). Only paranoid control freaks censor crude humor like this in places such as China, Dubai, Burkina Faso, and Kentucky.

I spent an hour on the site during my first visit. I had not seen that many wet decks since my last trip to Key West with AlCantHang. Although a handful of those ladies could work the poles at the Classy Joint, most of them could barely handle the afternoon shift at the the worst tittie joint on the island down a dark alley and next to an abandoned building.

I'm already up 200 Euros against my buddy S. from Norway. (He begged me not to out him publicly on the Tao of Poker.) Ah, the poor fucker can't pick a snatch to save his life. I guess most Nordic women don't shave and wax as much as their Anglo-Asian-Southern European counterparts.

Guess Her Muff is the new lime tossing.

Bush? Pierced? You name it. I'll find a way to wager on the outcome.

Take a look around. So many other possibilities to prop bet and I'm not just talking about what's on the cookie. Take the location for example. Will the lovely lady be indoors? Outdoors? On a bed? In a bathroom? In a dorm room? In a car?

And then there is boobies... will there be bare breasts in the snatch shot? Snatch only with bra on? One boobie exposed? Pierced?

Tattoos is another category... where on the body will you find one? Tramp stamp? Stomach? Shoulders? Legs? Nether regions?

And I came up with those props off the top of my head. Like I said, endless possibilities. You just have to be creative.

Who needs March Madness or PLO? Guess Her Muff kills two vices with one stone. Porn and gambling. A perfect combination. Like peanut butter and jelly. Peas and carrots. Cheech and Chong.

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