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Fantasy Pauly

It's that time of the week for updates of my fantasy pools. I am winning the Grid Iron pool and I'm making a run in the College Football Pool. My pick'em picks in the NFL pool aren't panning out. I'm getting taunting emails from other group members making fun of me because I'm losing to the only female entry in the pool. I'm not worried. I always make my run in October!

Pigskin Pick'em - Week 3 Update

Team of the Week: Snot Bubbles (11-3)

Week 3 Results:
1 Snot Bubbles 11
2 Smokin Ricky 10
2 Uwannabet? . 10
2 Well T'anks For Nuttin' 10
2 All In 10
6 The Brooklyn Embeds 9
6 Drunk Norsemen 9
6 Chico's Bail Bonds 9
9 Austin Drunks 8
9 manny and ortiz 8
9 Coach's Picks 8
9 Twinkle & Turquoise 8
9 McNamara Entry 8
14 MoshPit badblood44 7
14 Lovelace Leapsloth 7
14 Shakedown Street 7
14 Ugarte's Last Stand 7
14 Oyster Bay Moore 7
14 BiG PERM BiG WORM 7
20 AlCantPickEm 6
20 Punch You in the Eye 6
22 Running Back Ribs 5
22 All My Sweet Bitches 5
22 WhereMy NillasAt? 5
22 Cumberland Blues5
26 Bobby BigBalls 4

Overall Standings:
1 Well T'anks For Nuttin' (Jerry!) 30
2 All In (Landow) 29
3 Snot Bubbles (Sean from Anistropy) 26
4 Smokin Ricky (Senor) 25
4 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 25
4 Austin Drunks (Matt S.) 25
4 Uwannabet? (Uwannabet?) 25
4 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 25
4 manny and ortiz (B Singer) 25
4 McNamara Entry (Spider) 25
11 MoshPit badblood44 (Bad Blood) 24
12 Coach's Picks (Coach) 23
13 Drunk Norsemen (Halverson) 22
13 All My Sweet Bitches (Ty) 22
13 Lovelace Leapsloth (S. Lovelace) 22
13 Punch You in the Eye (Pauly 2) 22
13 Twinkle & Turquoise (Jenna & Haley) 22
18 Shakedown Street (Pauly 1) 21
18 BiG PERM BiG WORM (Armen) 21
18 Oyster Bay Moore (J. Moore) 21
18 Bobby BigBalls (C. Hardin) 21
22 Ugarte's Last Stand (Charles Star, comedian, esq.) 20
23 AlCantPickEm (Al Cant Hang) 19
23 Cumberland Blues (K. Hungus) 19
25 Running Back Ribs (Schanzer) 17
26 WhereMy NillasAt? (BG) 16

The Skinny: Sean and Snot Bubbles took team of the week after and moved to third place over all. Jerry and Well T'anks for Nuthin! is still winning it all, with Landow and All In behind by ust one point. There's plenty of time to make a move. I haven't been too impressive, but I always make a run in October!! Watch out, some crazy games this week with plenty of injured players out there throwing a wrench into everyone's picks. Jerry is winning with an insane 62.5% winning percentage! The previous winners usually never get more than 55%.


Grid Iron - Week 3 Update

Team of the Week: Uncle Jodd's Band

Week 3 Results:
1 Uncle Jodd's Band 187
2 Mary-Kate's Nosebleed 168
3 The Brooklyn Embeds 158
4 Rib Boy's Latrells 149
5 Robber Barons 143
6 Your Enemies Friend 140
7 Porkchops & Applesauce 132
8 Trained Professional 118

Overall Standings:
1 Uncle Jodd's Band (Senor & Pauly) 435
2 Mary-Kate's Nosebleed (Pauly) 413
3 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 412
4 Rib Boy's Latrells (Derek) 395
5 Trained Professional (BG) 391
6 Your Enemies Friend (Spider) 381
7 Porkchops & Applesauce (Joe Moore) 371
8 Robber Barons (Armen) 356

The Skinny: BG and Trained Professionals slipped out of the top spot after a huge surge from Uncle Jodd's Band. Lots of injuries this past week and with bye weeks upcoming, it's going to be another tough week.


College Football Pool - Week 4 Update

Team of the Week: TIE (The Venetian Blinds & WhatyaTalkin AboutWillis?) were 9-1

Week 4 Results:
1 WhatyaTalkin AboutWillis? 54
1 The Venetian Blinds 54
3 Porkchops & Apple Sauce 52
4 Austin Drunks 51
5 AlCantHang 50
6 Chico's Bail Bonds 49
7 Ugarte's Last Stand 47
8 Sheer Entry 43
9 Killer Gophers 37
10 Muff State Pie Boys 33

Overall Standings:
1 Austin Drunks (Matt S) 191
2 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 188
3 AlCantHang 181
4 WhatyaTalkin AboutWillis? (Pauly) 177
4 The Venetian Blinds (Poker Nerd) 177
6 Ugarte's Last Stand (Ugarte) 159
7 Sheer Entry (Senor) 153
8 Killer Gophers (Halverson) 143
9 Buckeye! (Signor Ferrari) 124
10 Landow 119
11 Porkchops & Apple Sauce (Joe Moore) 107
12 Muff State Pie Boys (Spider) 104

The Skinny: Virigina Tech missed a field goal and cost me a perfect week! It seemed like Week 4 was one week when the favorites prevailed. Notre Dame is still undefeated. Austin Drunks is still in first place with Chico's Bail Bonds in a close second. The Venetian Blinds and WatchatalkinaboutWillis are tied for fourth. Still plenty of time left in the season to make a late charge!!