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Sunday Pimp and April Truckin'

By Pauly

First of all, take a peek at the updaed Robert Rules of Poker courtesy of the Poker Prof. It's a great guide especially if you are in need of a refresher course on poker rules.

Nick Cantwell, a devoted reader reader, blogger, and Truckin' contributor, reminded me of a Euro-freindly tournament that he's inviting bloggers and reads alike. He wrote: "Just to let you know we have started a blogger game in the UK. It takes place on Sundays (3.30 EST 8.30 BST)." Stop by his blog to get the password. I might have to miss it this week because of Easter, but I'll do my best to make it sometime soon.

If you don't read Jonny Vincent, then what are you waiting for? He's got to be one of the funniest writers I've come across in a very long time. He's an Aussie poker pro and ee met for the first time in Melbourne at the Aussie Millions. Take a peek at his blog aptly titled Poker Crack.

I met Nat Arem when I was in Monte Carlo. He's long overdue for a link. He's got some amazing photos on his site along with a holarious tale of degenrate gambling.

Hugo Martin is a writer for the Poker Verdict. He gave the Tao of Poker a shoutout in his blog roundup. Thanks Hugo.

In older news, RawVegas.tv has a video that is worth sharing where Jamie Gold admits he screwed up. And then there's the running prop bet series with Gavin Smith and Joe Sebok. In this latest installment, the two go head to head with female Thai kick boxers.

And lastly, a reader named Mr. Goss is running for city council in his neck of the woods. Take a peek at Dave Goss for Council. Good luck, bud!

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Truckin' - April 2007, Vol. 6, Issue 4

I just published the latest issue of Truckin'.

1. Flight of the Stripper by Paul McGuire
Just before the flight attendants closed the airplane doors, two extremely loud women with Fendi purses rushed in and sauntered down the aisles. One was a skinny black woman wearing oversized Chanel shades carrying a pink jacket. The buxom blonde wore a pink Juicy track suit and had the biggest and worst fake boob job I had seen since the days when I lived at the Redneck Riviera... More

2. Some Times by Sean Lovelace
My friend S____ is a huffer. Gasoline, Freon, silver spray paint, etc. If you were to believe what you read, what the medical professionals say, my friend will eventually suffer marked atrophy of the brain, and has about a three in five chance of living to age twenty-five... More

3. Earning Hazzard Pay by Matt Siller
I spent the night in a restless sleep, every noise sounding like the pop pop AK47 gunfire, loud then faint. My guess is that's probably what it was. As long as there were no explosions, I'm okay with distant gunfire - that's nothing new to this area. Most of it is liquored or 'gack'ed up troops firing into the air in the wee hours of the morning... More

4. Petite by Sigge S. Amdal
These girls, they were nice and all, but they couldn't have been more than seventeen. They have this puppy quality to their skin, and their eyes reflect the streetlights. Looking seventeen, they were probably around fifteen, sixteen maybe, making it a no-no for me. Too much emotion... More

5. The Night 911 Failed to Ring by May B. Yesno
The logical individual to approach would be the Sheriff. This individual, however, is a first water Bigot and an out right Chauvinist who has been in a position of some little authority far too long... More

6. Sure, My Name is Dave by Paul D. Lane
Oh well, I thought to myself, I made it through the Gulf war; I can make it through this crap. The Marines go on these deployments for six months at a time. The mission was we go around on ship for six months and hope we don't see much action... More

7. Flush by Mike Wenner
Somewhere in the middle of dinner, John's queasy feeling subsided when he let out a huge fart. He felt it coming and tried to contain himself as best he could so not to embarrass himself since a loud fart at the wrong time isn't always funny. But as you know, a loud fart in certain circumstances can be downright hysterical... More

April 2007 is one of the strongest Truckin' issues to date. I'm fortunate that the writers this month gave me the honor of publishing their stories. Sean Lovelace wrote about trying to persuade his sister not to join the National Guard. Matt Siller was behind the lines in Darfur Sudan and shared one of the most chilling Truckin' stories to date. Paul D. Lane weaved a personal story about being on leave in Oz as a marine. Mike Wenner's bathroom tale is a hilarious read. May B. Yesno is among the returning authors with another story, this one titled The Night 911 Failed to Ring. And our favorite Norwegian writer whipped up a bit about a night out on the town in Oslo. Of course, what's a Truckin' issue without a good old fashioned story about strippers on a plane from yours truly?

Thanks to the writers who exposed their souls to the world and wrote for free. I'm lucky that you were willing to take that leap of faith with me. Thanks for inspiring me.

Thanks for everyone for their support. We could not have gotten this far without you... the reader! And please help spread the word about Truckin'. Good karma will come your way if you pimp Truckin' on your blog and tell to your family, friends, co-workers about what Truckin' is all about.

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By the way, Happy Easter to everyone. I'll be back to normally scheduled programming on Monday. In case you were wondering, the next tournament I'll be covering for Poker News is... the WPT Championships at the Bellagio.

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