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Book Review: No-Limit Life by Charlie Shoten I first met Charlie Shoten at Sam's Town casino in Las Vegas last December, at a breakfast "meet and greet" before the first WPBT live tournament. Charlie was scheduled to speak about his upcoming book No-Limit Life. He offered insight into his Ten Commitments along with suggestions on how to eliminate Thought Terrorists (TT) out of your life. Since that day, I had been waiting for his book to come out. I'm an avid reader and was eager to read about Charlie's thoughts on life and how it specifically applies to your poker game.During the last two months while living in Las Vegas, I've had the opportunity to engage in several inspiring conversations with Charlie Shoten. I'd catch him in the hallways at the Rio during the World Series of Poker or I'd stop by his booth at the Poker Expo. Most recently, I've been running into him at the Bellagio where you can often find him playing in their daily tournaments. We chatted about many different things. He gave me tips on improving my tournament game. We discussed his book and the intricacies of getting it published. And most importantly we spoke about personal freedom, a subject that intrigues me the most as a writer. Now that the WSOP is finally over, I can take the time to tell you about Charlie's Shoten book No-Limit Life. You need to add this book to your poker library. It's always refreshing to read a book that focuses on subjects that are not just about poker. Charlie wrote a series of articles for Poker Player Newspaper and the feedback from readers was so overwhelmingly positive that he expanded the concept of those articles into No-Limit Life. Charlie Shoten shares with you some of his own personal philosophy and how if applied, you can improve both your life and your poker. No-Limit Life is a book that would be great for poker players of any skill level. I personally enjoyed his astute advice on being less of what we are not and discovering personal freedom to find a release of my inherent creativity. The design of the book is very cool. The quality of paper used is top notch. The pictures are outstanding. Several of them were taken by Flip Chip. And even pictures some of your favorite bloggers (G Rob, F Train, Daddy, Felicia, and the Poker Prof) are in Charlie's book, including yours truly on Page 191. On almost every page there are boxed quotes from both Charlie and a selection of great minds including William Shakespeare, Albert Einstein, Alfred Tennyson, Winston Churchill, and Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. There are small illustrations sprinkled throughout the book where you get to see the cartoon version of Charlie Shoten. On the margin of every left page, he lists keywords for his Ten Commitments: 1. AttitudeCharlie spends a lot of time discussing his "Sixth Commitment" which is: I am calm, confident, and clear, and I wait for my best choice to appear. This is advice that you can apply to your life whether you are seated at a poker table or in a business meeting. I've found myself repeating Charlie's Sixth Commitment to settle down while I was on the verge of tilt during my last bad poker session. Plenty of pros have read and embraced Charlie's book as well. Included in No-Limit Life are commentaries from notable pros who enjoyed Charlie's book such as Vince Burgio, Scotty Nguyen, Men the Master, Carlos Mortensen, and Miami John Cernuto. Even WPT founder Lyle Berman purchased twelve books so he could give them to his friends. You can see a picture of Lyle Berman reading Charlie's Book here. It was taken during the WSOP by Flip Chip. ![]() Charlie autographs his book for James Woods Since his book has been published, Charlie has shown me some of the glowing emails and letters he's gotten. Here's a sample of what readers have been saying about No-Limit Life: "You are far more than a poker player and I commend you for your work. You are teaching people to guide themselves, and that's the greatest gift a leader can give."If you would like to order a copy of No-Limit Life, simply download and mail in the order form. (PDF Document) NOTE: If you're having difficulty downloading the above order please download the latest copy of Adobe Acrobat Reader. ****** ****** You should be reading... Charlie's Corner over at Las Vegas and Poker blog. | Permalink | Saturday, July 30, 2005
Truckin - July 2005, Vol. 4, Issue 7 ![]() I posted the latest edition of Truckin, my literary blogzine. It's kinda late, but finally out. Take a peek because you won't be disappointed. Oh, and all of the stories were written by fellow bloggers. 1. Otis Has Left the Building by Tenzin McGruppI ask that if you like these stories, then please tell your friends about your favorite stories. It takes a few seconds to pass along the URL. We all appreciate your support. Feel free to shoot me an e-mail if you know anyone who is interested in being added to the mailing list. | Permalink | Friday, July 29, 2005
More Senor in Las Vegas Day 2 It's 4:57am. I'm drunk again and blogging. Senor has a suite at the Luxor. He bribed the girl at the front desk with a big tip and got a free upgrade. I woke up late, slightly hungover and met Senor at the MGM. He already dropped $120 playing Caribbean Stud. He was playing NL in the poker room when I finally arrived. I sat down at a $4/8 table and won about $120. Senor was up $90 at the NL tables when we left. We ate at the Rainforest Cafe nearby. It's spooky in there, but the kids seem to love it. I would have loved to seen what that was like on ahead full of mushrooms. We popped into he sports book to check on a few scores. Senor had money on the Tampa Bay/Kansas City game. Don't ask me why. Senor wanted to play in a NL tourney so we walked over to the Aladdin during a rare thunderstorm. I called Grubby and he drove over to play. Despite being late, he was added to the alternate list and got in. BJ from Cardplayer was at the Bellagio and he came over to play as well. We had a last longer bet, which Grubby ended up winning. He came in 9th and unfortunately bubbled out. Senor was the first of us busted within the first hour. BJ was out before the break and I managed to get to 22nd place. 65 players in all bought in for $60 and the top 8 places paid. At least Grubby won the last longer bet. You get $2000 in chips and within the first orbit I had $3K. I was eventually blinded out. I had pocket aces with a short stack but wasn't paid off. I was busted when my 7-7 ran into A-J and he rivered a Jack on me. We headed over to Spearmint Rhino to see the lovely ladies take off their clothes and try to seduce us into foolishly blowing our poker bankrolls in the VIP room. Never go into the VIP. It's a black hole for your money. It's like taking "insurance" in Black Jack. It's a sucker's bet. By the way, I still have the "stripper scent" all over my clothes. Ah, that's a tantalizing aroma. I've been trying to win enough money at the poker tables to cover my strip club expenses. I only dropped $160 in lap dances tonight. That's 8 "big bets" for all you strip club geeks out there. I got three from Ally. Two from Nicole. One from Heavenly. And I was tag teamed by two lesbians who kissed each other while they took turns grinding on top of me. Yeah it was just another Thursday night in Las Vegas. Senor was wicked wasted off of several shots of tequila and a few Coronas. He fell in love with a feisty stripper named Naya. He was also unimpressed with a half-Chinese and half-Japanese girl (who was oddly enough Canadian) named Keiko. She was nimble and I thought she was fine. Senor wasn't into her as much as I thought he'd be. She lived in Vancouver and we began the first of many conversations about marijuana that I'd have with various strippers. She told me that her sisters grows her own in British Columbia. Grubby spent a lot of time with a blonde named Candy. Or was it Candi? "I never bothered to ask," added Grubby. Ally commented on my Grateful Dead hat. She was skilled and would rub her butt into my chest. She wore a short plaid skirt and had the Catholic school girl look that always gets me excited. She smelled like peaches. Nicole was my amour du jour. I called her the triple threat. She had personality. She had a sick body and smelled like the beach. And she gave a stellar lap dance which included some serious grinding. Her skin was smooth and soft to the touch. Both of her nipples were pierced and her ass was so tight that you you could bounce nickels off of it. She hung out with me for a long time and I eventually had to get a couple of dances from her. She definitely makes my Top 25 Strippers of All Time list. The lesbian teams always get me. I'm such a sucker for threesomes. I guess I've built up such an erotic tolerance for naked women that I actually need two at a time to get off. By the way, there's nothing more wretching than the emotional rollercoatser I endure when I have to turn down an ugly stripper who wandered by and tried to get me to buy a lap dance. I used to feel sorry for them. Back during our college days, Senor would throw sympathy dollars at the homely strippers. After the visit to Spearmint Rhino, we headed to Excalibur to shoot craps. Senor doubled up his buy in. He bet the field during my roll. I hit 12 on consecutive throws and he ended up winning enough to cover his lap dance tab for the night. I barely dented mine. I won about $40. My craps winnings didn't even cover the bar tab. It's technically Friday, which means more hijinks shall ensue. Expect some Pai Gow poker stories along with another adventure to a strip club. Maybe I'll start a series of Las Vegas books and include a stripper volume where I'll compile all my Existentialist Conversations with Strippers. Maybe I'll call it: The Tao of Lap Dances? ****** ****** You should be reading... Double As and Bill Rini. P.S. Happy birthday Wil! | Permalink | Thursday, July 28, 2005
Sunrise It's 5:30am and I'm drunker than Albert Finney on a two day bender. Been pounding cocktails at the Luxor since Senor arrived in Las Vegas 5 hours ago. Grubby and I were playing poker at Mandalay Bay for several hours while awaiting Senor's arrival. He doubled up at his NL table with the Hilton Sisters while I got kicked in the junk repeatedly on my $4/8 table (with a half kill to $6/12). At least Joanne kicked ass last night in her multi on Party Poker. She took 8th out of 2000. Way to go Joanne!! She even called us for a dial-a-shot at 3am! Sorry for the short post. Not much to say aside from one of my best friends from back east is in town. Senor flew all the way out from Rhode Island to party it up for a few days. He wants to raise hell, play Pai Gow poker, and hit up strip clubs with Grubby and myself. Feel free to read my final table recap of the UPC $10K main event at the Plaza. ****** ****** You should be reading... Al Cant Hang and the Poker Nerd. | Permalink | Wednesday, July 27, 2005
UPC Final Table Update We're back! Live at the Plaza for the final table of the UPC. Flipchip is out taking photos of the final table as we speak. He told me plenty of Vietnam stories on our ride downtown today. I hope he doesn't "flip" out and start having flashbacks about his time in the jungle. I'm gonna need to tap into his extensive knowledge of survival skills, if I want to avoid confrontations with urine-stained-pants wearing whinos, skinny speed freaks, and other sullen degenerates who roam the streets of downtown Las Vegas.Here's the Final Table Seating & Chip Counts: Seat 1: Andy Bloch $305KAnyway, there were 55 players who forked over $10K for a chance at the first place prize of $167,500 and the coveted gold bracelet. ****** Live BLogging Updates ****** 2:00pm... Ooops. Action started earlier than I expected. Thank God for Jen and Heather at Poker Wire! They were already here and caught me up on the action. The blinds started at $4K/$8K and antes were $1K. 2:01pm... Ted Forrest was the first player knocked out by Chau Giang. Ted had AQ and Chau showed AK. Ted Forrest won $21,500 for 7th place. And Jason from Full Tilt joked with me about Chau Giang's infamous quote from last year's WSOP while he rubbed his nipples and admitted, "I love poker." He supposedly plays 85 hours a week! 2:20pm... Scott Fischman's pocket Kings ran into Blair Rodman's A-A. Fischman won $27,100 for 6th place. 2:25pm... Bouncin Round the Room: Tanya stopped by to say hello. She's headed for an Alaskan cruise. The media area is not as nice as the Rio, but the food is much better. Yesterday they had turkey wraps with fresh mozzarella. Today they have fruit and freshly baked cookies. I'm drinking some OJ right now. 2:30pm... Levels are now 90 minutes long. The blinds are $6K and $12K. Antes are $2K. Sentil Kumar was the next player busted in 5th place. He won $32,500. Sentil's A-9 lost to Blair Rodman's A-Q.2:35pm.... Players took a quick break. I chatted with Andy Bloch who's the chipleader. I asked him about the structure, which he liked a lot. "Seven-handed is great. I prefer short-handed events. You get to play more hands and the action is faster. More tournaments should be short-handed." 2:40pm... Bouncin Round the Room: The stage is set up only a few feet away from the cashier cage and the poker room here at the Plaza. I'm sitting at the table where I made the final table of a NL Plaza tourney with Maudie, Mrs. Blood, and Bad Blood. The stands for spectators is just a few feet from the craps table where I shot with Obie, Halverson, and the Fat Guy two months ago. Speaking of craps.... Last 5 Poker Pros I Saw Shooting Craps...3:25pm... A few minutes after Cyndy Violette arrived to sweat her guy friend Mike Wattel, he was eliminated by Andy Bloch. On a flop of 7s-6s-6c, Wattel check raised Andy Bloch. Andy thought for a second and moved all in. Wattel called. Andy had A-7 and Mike had As-8s and the nut flush draw. Wattel picked up a straight draw on the turn but the river was a blank. Mike Wattel was busted in 4th place taking home $44,300. Tree players remain and Andy Bloch has a commanding chip lead with over $1.1M. Chau is second with $307K and Blair Rodman has $205K. 3:30pm... I talked to William Rockwell for a few minutes. He's the guy who lost the use of his arms in a motorcycle accident and he became a world class putter in golf. He's now focusing on poker. He's an inspiring person to talk to and we're gonna do a future interview with him on Las Vegas and Poker Blog. 3:40pm... Chau Giang and his pocket Kings doubled up against Blair Rodman's A-8. 3:51pm... We're on Level 17. Antes are $2K. Blinds are $8K and $16K. I'm sitting in makeshift press row. Steve Hall is here now. Anyway, the producers came over and asked Jen from Poker Wire to sit in the audience since because Andy Bloch is her fiance and they want to show a few shots of her there. Yeah, I'm secrectly rooting for Andy... he's really a great guy and I got to know him during the WSOP. 4:04pm... Andy Bloch just knocked out Chau Giang. Shortstacked, Chau moved all inw ith K-J and Andy flipped over A-J. Chau wins $54,600 for 3rd place. Andy has $1.4M in chips to Blair Rodman's $206K. 4:20pm... I'm jonesin for a smoke break! 4:28pm... Andy Bloch just won the UPC Main Event! His J-4 was better than Blair Rodman's 9-4. Rodman wins $100,750. Andy won $167,500. 4:30pm... Here are some of the photos that Flipchip took today! You can click on them to enlarge. ![]() Cyndy on the rail ![]() My view from press row ![]() Blair in his Kill Phil hat ![]() Behind the scenes at the Plaza ![]() Jen and Andy at the bracelet presentation ![]() The Winner's bracelet | Permalink | Ultimate Poker Challenge Day 2 Recap ![]() Flipchip and I hung out at the Plaza today. Head over to Las Vegas and Poker Blog to read my Ultimate Poker Challenge Day 2 Recap. Of course, Flipchip posted some photos of the event. There were 55 players for the $10K buy in UPC tournament. Here's the payout structure: 1st = $167,500The final table starts at 2pm on Wednesday. I'll do some random live blogging here on my poker blog. Stay tuned. Here's the chip counts: 1. Mike Wattel $351KThe players listed above will come back to play fora $167,500 first place prize and the infamous gold bracelet. On Tuesday, I spotted Heather and Jen from Poker Wire, along with Jason from Full Tilt. They were covering the event along with Steve Hall. Good to see friendly and familair faces. Last week I got to see BJ and Sherry. By the way, I miss getting groped Amy Calistri! ****** ****** By the way you should be reading... The Poker Penguin and Riding the F Train. And you should be listening to.... Card Club on Lord Admiral Radio. | Permalink | Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Kicked in the Junk by the Hiltons and Kiss My Grits "My debauchery I undertook solitarily, by night, covertly, fearfully, filthily, with a shame that would not abandon me... I was then already bearing the underground in my soul." - DostoevskyI was in the middle of a strange dream, but I didn't know it at the time. It seemed like a normal Friday night. I was attending a cocktail party with everyone's favorite malcontent elevator button heiress at the Yale Club in NYC. I just finished a quick discussion with Daniel Negreanu before I began a conversation with John Edwards. That's when I heard my cellphone ring. I pulled it out of my pocket and answered it, yet it still kept ringing. I closed then opened it again. And the fucker still continued to ring. That's when something triggered that told me, "You're in a middle of a dream, dipshit." I woke up and saw that my cellphone was ringing just a few feet from my head. It was a good friend of mine calling from a different time zone. She (name witheld by her request) apologized for waking me up. It was 2pm in the afternoon and I should have been up hours before working on various projects. Still half asleep, I enjoyed her euphonious voice and that always puts me in a better mood. Of course we spoke for a long time and afterwards I fell back asleep, only to wake up at 4:20pm. I missed almost all of my Monday. Yeah, I'm still recovering from the long hours at the WSOP. Jacks Are Good When I finally fired up the laptop, I decided to play a little online poker with Joanne. She signed up for a MTT on Party Poker and I decided to join her. We haven't played together in months it seems. Party Poker capped out the MTT with 2000 players. I had been running well playing No Limit tournaments. Last week, I made the money and came in 13th during a Full Tilt MTT. On Saturday, I took 3rd at Sam's Town. And on Monday I grinded my way to a 137th place out of 2000. I made the money, but it was nothing to sneeze at. In a random surreal moment, Wil called me about halfway to chat about Barge. The big story of the tournament was gleefully seeing J-J hold up for me three times in huge situations. I doubled up early on against A-K. I also tripled up when I made a great read on two players who pushed all in with an ace on the flop. The had nothing... K-Q and 9-9. Joanne lost a pot early but hung on. She doubled up when she had to, but just missed the money by a few places when her A-Q lost to J-10. Quick thanks to my brother who sweated us all of the way. He wondered what I was doing playing at the Pot Limit Omaha tables over the weekend. That was the only time I played on Party Poker this month. Man, I miss the fishy waters at Party Poker and I'm gonna play a few hours of PLO every week now as part of my online poker diet. Bring Your "Cup" to Las Vegas The sun went down and it was time for me to stop playing online poker and head over to the Strip to play live poker. I decided to step up to the $10/$20 tables at the Mirage per the advice of Grubby. And I was swiftly greeted with a callow kick in the junk. Hell, make that three of them. My balls became a community punching bag. It all started when I almost lost $150 on the first hand I played... the infamous Hilton Sisters.Yes, it was ugly. My testicles are swollen and I have been scarred for life. Inside of 2 hours, I had Q-Q cracked three times. I know that I want donkeys cold calling my preflop raises with junk. But it was not fun losing to A-3 on the river, J-10 on the turn, and J-9 on the river. So much for me moving up in limits to play against better players, eh? Seat 6: One guy to my right looked like Kris Kristopherson and his face looked resembled an old catcher's mitt. He had been smoking Marlboro Reds since he was three years old and he got up every fifteen minutes to smoke. He protected his cards horribly when he peeked at them. I could not help but notice his hand several times. I took the moral high road and when I saw him on the rail enjoying a smoke break, I told him that he should fix that problem. He thanked me by offering me a smoke. He caught two pair against me with J-10o and cracked my Hiltons. I should have peeked at his hand. Seat 8: The guy to my left was the "Mumbling Russian." He smelled like cat piss and he never once stacked up his chips. Our end of the table was a mess. He would never say raise and instead he'd mumble the number he wanted to bet. "Forty," he'd say but even the dealer and all of the other players couldn't hear him. Every time a new dealer came to the table, they refused to accept his gibberish as a raise. He'd snap and an ugly incident ensued with the guy cursing out the dealer for having bad hearing. He also saw every flop. I kept asking myself, "How a guy who looks like he bought his wardrobe off the rack at Salvation Army can afford to play in a $10/$20 game at the Mirage?" He cracked my Hiltons with A-3 and called my bet on the flop with bottom pair. He rivered an ace. Seat 9: There was a crazy Asian guy sitting next to the Mumbling Russian. He hated the Russian and straddled his blind every time. The crazy Asian was seeing flops with any two sooted cards. He even dropped the Hammer! He raised on the button and got two callers. The flop: 7-3-2. He bet out and everyone folded. He showed the Hammer! But he didn't know that's what we called it. He cracked my Hiltons with J-9 after I flopped a set and he caught two runners for a straight. I dunno how I managed to survive the Mirage only down $170. I lost at least $400 maybe more by my pocket Queens getting cracked three times. I guess I must have won some decent sized pots to cushion those beats. With 2-2 I flopped a set and with Qd-10d I hit a flush on the turn. I also flopped trips with 5d-4d from the big blind and rivered a full house to beat a guy in a Jets hat who also flopped trips with K-4o. Anyway, I shuffled out of the poker room with three large kicks in the junk. Those are the type of bad beats reserved for online poker, not at the Mirage casino. I guess my good un at the tables is finally over. On the way home, my cabbie looked like the actress who played Vera the waitress from Mel's Diner on Alice. I always wondered if Vera was a dyke and she had a huge crush on Alice? On Tuesday and Wednesday, I'm heading down to the Plaza with Flipchip to cover the Ultimate Poker Challenge... the $10K diamond bracelet main event. Stay tuned. ****** ****** You should be reading Derek's Poker in the Weeds and Linda's Table Tango. | Permalink | Monday, July 25, 2005
Lazy Sunday I woke up late and missed Wil Wheaton play a heads up match against Noah "Exclusive" Boeken on Poker Stars. It seems that Wil won! Good job. CJ has a good write up of the game including some idiotic banter in the chat window. When I finally got my ass in gear, I walked over to the Strip. Late night Saturday it rained and when I awoke, some showers still lingered. It was the coolest it had been in months it seemed and I took advantage of the opportunity to get some well needed exercise. I headed over to Mandalay Bay's sports book because I wanted to watch the Yankees-Angles game. Also on was the Red sox-white Sox match up. former Yankee Jose Contrares took the mound for the White Sox, who eventually hung on to beat Boston. The Yankees got a decent start from Mike Mussina, who gave up only one run - a lead off walk in the first inning that came around to score after a stolen base, a fielder's choice, then a ground out. Jarod Washburn was pitching a one hitter until Hideki Matsui took him deep for a two run blast. The Yanks held on to win. During the second half of the game, I played some NL while I watched baseball. the last time I played at Mandala Bay was several months ago with Senor and Grubby minutes after I fell in love with a stripper named Jessina from Sin. I didn't play too many hands during my session and my pocket aces held up to a guy who called two huge bets of mine with 10-8o. He flopped a 10 and rivered an 8 for two pair. Luckily there were two 2's on the board and my "aces up" won me the pot. I walked away up a few bucks... enough to pay for my laundry, both Sunday meals, a movie, cab fare, and drinks. Grubby and I had the dinner special at Ellis Island. He got the prime rib and I chose the chicken parm. Afterwards, we headed for the IMAX theatre at Palms to see Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I dug it, especially because I was pretty wasted for the first 30 minutes of the flick. We headed over to Hard Rock to gawk at the hotties. Then, I eventually met up with my friend Julie at the venetian. She's in town from NYC for a few days on business. I knocked back a few cocktails at the bar near the sports book with her while I lost $2 playing video poker. ****** ****** You should be reading.... Mean Gene and Up for Poker courtesy of CJ, Otis, and G-Rob. | Permalink | Sunday, July 24, 2005
Sam's Town Saturday: Pauly & Flipchip at the Final Table Flipchip and I played in the Saturday NL tournament at Sam's Town. Guess what? We both made the final table and cashed. I took 3rd place ($600) while Flipchip came in 2nd place ($830). First place paid $1620 and top 5 places paid out. Flipchip even said that we'd both make the final table. Pretty cool, huh? The only other time I played at Sam's Town was for the first ever live WPBT event... the Holiday Classic last December. I made the final table but bubbled out, despite being the chipleader. This time, I made sure that I was going to cash. 48 players, mostly locals, bought in for the 7pm NL event with unlimited $20 rebuys in the first hour. For $48 you start with $2500 in chips. You can do a rebuy right away which I took advantage of. I also purchased the "double add-on" after the end of the rebuy period. In all, I spent $88 on the event and netted a $512 profit. One guy at my table dug into his pockets for almost $200 in rebuys. 7:51pm... Levels were 20 minutes long. Blinds started at $100/$100. I didn't play any hands to start. Near the end of the third level I found AA and raised 4x the BB. I got one caller. I flopped an ace, bet the pot and he came over the top of me all in. I quickly called. He flopped two pair and I had the set of aces. I doubled up. My stack was around $8K. 8:01pm... I found pocket Kings on the cut off and picked up another $1K. By the end of the rebuy period, I had $9K and purchased the $4K double add-on for $20. I then had $13K in chips. Flipchip had about the same. 8:35pm... Once I got back from the break, I won a few pots with AQs, 99, and AK. I flopped a set of nines and that was a big hand for me against the table chip leader. My stack grew to over $24K. All of a sudden, I was the table chip leader. 9:20pm... We colored up the $100 chips and action was consolidated to three tables. The short stack moved all in from UTG. I pushed all in to isolate. A new guy, who was just moved to our table with a bigger stack than mine, quickly called. I knew I was in trouble. I only had Ac-10c. The short stack had K-9 and the new guy flipped over A-K. We both flopped an ace, but I turned a ten to hit my three outer. I knocked out the short stack and doubled up in the process. 9:22pm... On the very next hand, with no one in the pot, I raised in LP with Ah-8h. One of the other short stacks moved all in from the blinds. It was only $400 more for me to call, so I did. He showed A-K. I promptly rivered him when an 8 spiked. Another three outer. It was one of those nights. In fact, I caught consecutive three outers and cracked Big Slick... both times. I moved into the overall chiplead with $60K. In my notes, I scribbled down, "You are a lucky fucker." 9:20pm... With 19 players remaining and two tables left, Flipchip was moved to my table. Once it got down to 6 players at our table (12 overall), I went into hyper-aggressive mode. I pushed around my big stack and bullied everyone. I did my best Stu Ungar impression. If someone raised, I reraised. If someone reraised me, I moved all in. I ran over my table and built up my stack to $95K by the break. 10:10pm... We redrew seat for the final table. I was second in chips. Flipchip was seat to my left in seat 10. The tournament director decided to chop some of the prize money and pay places 6-10 $100 each, instead of paying just the top 5. Most of it came out of the first and second place prize money. Two players went out quickly as I was starting to get blinded off. The blinds were $8K and $16K. 10:20pm... Action was down to 5. Flipchip had more chips than me and I slipped to 4th. 10:30pm... Blinds were $10K/$20K with 4 players remaining. A drunk Canuck in the big blind was being an idiot the entire tournament. He was clapping and cheering loudly every time he won a hand. He got lucky a bunch of times and was too busy self-celebrating to shake the hands of people he badbeated. He's the type of guy who wore sunglasses. In fact, he was the only guy in the field who wore shades. Anyway, a lot of folks who got knocked out wanted me to bust the drunk Canuck. I made a move on him when I moved all in on the button with... the Hammer! He paused in dramatic fashion for nearly four minutes before he mucked. He did the "let me count out my chips a few times" move before he folded. I wanted to show the bluff, but just handed over my cards to the dealer once he pushed me the pot. I whispered to Flip Chip... "I had the Hammer there." 10:40pm... It was three way when a kid knocked out the drunk Canuck. He raised my small blind and I put him on a steal. I moved all in for a re-steal and expected him to fold. I had 7-3o. He eventually called with Jack high and I knew I was done. My hand didn't improve and I took 3rd place. I actually had twice as many chips as Flipchip when I was busted. He was knocked out on the next hand and took second. To celebrate, we picked up the Poker Prof and headed over to Carnegie Deli at the Mirage for a late night victory meal. Flipchip picked up the tab. I didn't get to see Dick Gatewood, the poker room manager of Sam's Town. He wasn't working. Sadly, his wife is experiencing some health issues so please send them your best wishes and thoughts. Since Monday, I've been on a roll after a couple of positive sessions at the Bellagio and making the money at Sam's Town. Flipchip reminded me that I made the final table and technically cashed in my last tournament... the WSOP Media/Charity event where I took 6th, cracked Shannon Elizabeth's pocket aces, and won $250 for Charlie Tuttle's foundation. Looks like I'm on a mini-rush. I'm definitely going to play somewhere Sunday faternoon, perhaps the Bellagio or the Mirage. ****** ****** You should be reading.... Hdouble's The Cards Speak and Mr. Decker. | Permalink | Saturday, July 23, 2005
Writing, Bonus Whoring, and Video Poker Despite the brutal heat, I woke up early on Friday and headed over to Wild Wild West for their $1.49 breakfast special. I ordered the French Toast with bacon. Add an iced tea and hashbrowns, and the entire bill was $4.77. I wandered back to the Redneck Riviera and wrote the entire afternoon. I have three new freelance assignments to work on and I took on another personal creative project (that hopefully I can share with you soon). Since I moved to Las Vegas, I hadn't had chunks of time to write for myself. Since the WSOP and the Bellagio event are both complete, I have unfettered writing time. That soothes the soul. I also played a little online poker yesterday. I had a tough session on Full Tilt. I also took advantage of the reload bonus on Poker Stars. Yeah, I'm back to bonus whoring. If you don't know, Poker Stars is offering a 20% reload bonus up to $120. You need to deposit $600 to get the max bonus. You have until July 28th at 11:59 pm ET to take advantage of the Poker Stars reload bonus. To clear it, you need to earn 5 FPP's for each $1 in bonus money. The best part.... the Poker Stars Bonus never expires and you can work it off while clearing other bonuses. I had a victory dinner with the Poker Prof, Flipchip, and a family friend at Palm. That's one of my favorite places to eat in Las Vegas. I've been to the original Palm on Second Avenue in New York City. I ordered the filet mignon and ordered it "medium" this time. I also feasted on a heaping dish of mashed potatoes. We all split a huge size of chocolate cake for dessert. I went back home and wrote some more before Grubette called! She was at the Wynn and was stalking Daniel Negreanu who was playing Three Card Poker with a couple of cute Asian girls. I told them that I'd meet up at MGM. I called a cab and of course it never showed. After 30 minutes, I called back and they said I had to wait twenty more minutes. Calling for a Las Vegas cab is a pain in the ass. They are unreliable and that's one of my least favorite things about this town. I never have a problem if I'm at a taxi stand at a casino, but even the line at the airport is a bitch and a half. Anyway, since the heat subsided a bit and it was only 99 degrees instead of 113, I chose to walk to the Strip. I bought a bottle of water and headed towards the bright lights. It's 20 minutes door to door from the Redneck Riviera over the freeway to the Excalibur and another 10 minutes to navigate the pedestrian bridges from Excalibur to NY, NY to the MGM. I made it in 30 minutes and wasn't sweating as much as I anticipated. I found Grubette, Grubby, and their friends at the food court. Since Grubette was tired after a stellar meal at Nathan's, she crashed and that left Grubby and I mulling around a decision. It was 2am and we stood in the middle of a row of slot machines. We've had this discussion many times before... poker or strip clubs? And after a lengthy debate, we'd usually end up at a strip club. However, Grubette promised that we'd go on Saturday so we decided against it. The wait for a seat in the poker room was too long so we headed to the Centrifuge bar next door. I played a little video poker and made a huge run. After getting cold-decked, I was down to my last $0.25 and built it up to $3 before I hit quad 10s on a "max bet." I ran it back up to $15 and cashed out. I was only down $5 and got several free drinks. The Centrifuge is a circular bar and every half hour the scantly clad waitresses and the female bartenders dressed in tigth black pants, get up on the bar and dance. We told one of the bartenders that we were locals and she befriended us right away. She even gave me a drink after "Last Call" while her and Grubby chatted about traffic issues. She was from Argentina and I'd love to eat whipped cream off of her stomach. ****** ****** You should be reading... Jeremy's Love and Casino War and BG's Random Thoughts and Thoroughbred Selections. | Permalink | Friday, July 22, 2005
Bellagio Bad Beats, Profitable Pai Gow, Meeting Grubette, and the Avril LaVigne's Cocktail Despite the ridiculous heat wave, I did my best to stay cool and stay indoors. You know it's hot when Las Vegas locals are commenting (er, bitching) on the heat. It's frightening to still see tourists walking around outside during mid day. We've survived ten straight days of 110+ degree tempatures. At some point, it's been so blistering hot that you gotta think the pot-bellied inbred kids at the Redneck Riviera are eventaully going to boil to death in the E. coli infested pool. My Thursday started off with an early morning writing session, followed by a quick trip to Wendy's next door. I'm addicted to the chicken strips and Wendy's special spicy Southwest chipolte sauce. I've been asking for two, so I can dip my fries in there. Flipchip and I headed over to the Bellagio to cover the last bit of the Challenge Cup. That was done in 30 minutes and I farted around for another 30 talking to runner-up Quinn Do. I chatted with Steve Hall for a bit before I sat down at a $8/%16 table. I've never played that limit at the Bellagio before and was intrigued to see what type of players I'd find. My $8/16 table:I was seated to a middle-aged Asian women with a jade Buddha around her neck. She was in a pissy mood before I even sat down. She would rapidly toss her cards back at the dealer and slam her chips down in frustration when she had to muck. She also had a furball caught in her throat because she kept gagging. By the constant heavy noise, I thought she was going to cough up a loogey the size of a kitten and have it splash all over my chips. The two drunk guys were friends and they flew in from Minnesota. They were knocking back "Redheaded Sluts" and by the end of the session, one guy was obliterated, he couldn't even stack up his chips. I asked them if they knew Professional Poker Player Chris Halverson. They glared back at me with an angry stare, like if I was caught gash lashing their girlfriend. The Grandma in seat 8 was from the South and she'd see anything to the river. She called me down several times after flopping bottom pair and beating me when she paired up her other card. I have to give her some credit because everytme one of the drunk guys bet, she'd raise them. She was bullying them around. The hockey player was stiffer than dry wall. He wasn't worthy mentioning aside from the fact he had a hot girlfriend who sat at my end of the table. She had gi-normous breasts and I was tempted to try to toss a blue $1 Bellagio chip into her cleavage. She tipped the dealer very well and said that she too worked for tips. I'm guessing that her specialty was lap dances. The guy from Foxwoods was a Boston resident with a "wick-id" accent. He'd leave the table for twenty minutes at a time and return with a $1000 chip. He must have won at least four or five grand playing blackjack during his session at my table. He also bled away almost $2K while I sat there and he even mentioned that his blackjack wins were not even close to covering his poker losses. When you play A-3o in a four way capped pot preflop, those things are gonna happen. So you wanna hear about a couple of bad beats? How about flopping a set with the Hilton Sisters and losing to a runner-runner flush? Ah, or both times my pocket aces were cracked by river flushes! I'm shocked that I walked away only down $2 after losing a ton of chips in those three pots. I won two monster pots when I got lucky on the river myself. I caught full house twice after betting into a flopped flush to the hockey player and another flush that hit on the turn by Grandma. I caught a runner-runner boat too with the Hiltons and that's what made the difference. After five plus hours at the table, I was content with how I played in the $8/$16 game. It was really fishy and the two drunk guys gave it an interesting dynamic. I was pumped to walk away only down $2. If you count all the dealer tokes, I was up a few dollars. After playing for three straight days at the Bellagio, I must say I kinda dug it, especially getting to see everyone's favorite Bellagio dealer, Linda every time. Before I went back to the Redneck Riviera, I stopped off at Wild Wild West to eat their $9.99 dinner special. Grubby, the Gourmand of Poker Bloggers, suggested I try it out. You get a drink, soup or salad, an entree, and chocolate cake or apple pie for $9.99. It's a great deal. I chose the Chicken Parmesan with the salad. I was full, so I ordered the cake to go. The service was horrible, but that's par for the course at WWW. I went home to write and realized that a rerun of The OC was on. I never watch TV and I dunno why I turned it on. Grubby called to tell me that his sister, the lovely Grubette, was in town for the weekend with her LA posse. I quickly finished up some of my work and headed over to the MGM. I arrived early and wandered over to the poker room looking to sit at the juicy $6/$12 tables. I sat in that game with Otis a few weeks ago. I had been itching to play there but was bummed out when they said the highest limi they spread that instance was $4/$8 or $2/5 NL. I told them to start an interest list and signed up for $4/8, $2/5 NL and $1/2 NL. There was an open spot for $1/2 NL and I grabbed it. I played with a few locals (including two dealers from other casinos). I won one big pot early and then I bluffed off some of my chips on a steal with 5c-6c against one of the locals whom I've played with before at both the MGM and Excalibur. I hit nothing at all on the flop, but had position in a five way pot. I bet the pot on the flop and got one caller. By the turn I caught a flush draw and and open ended straight draw. He check raised me and I had to call. He moved all in "in the dark" and I missed both draws so I folded. It was only a $50 hit to my stack. Grubby came by right after that hand and said his sister, Grubette, was playing Pai Gow with her friends. Grubette is a funny writer. Here's her most recent post on Grubby's blog: The other caller hesitated, took off his glasses and stared at me. I stared back at him, saying, "I have a flush."I cashed out and headed over to the tables. We resisted the temptation to throw some dice and made a beeline for the Pai Gow area. I finally met Grubette! Al Cant Hang had so many nice things to say about her and he was right. I eventually sat down next to her at a $25 Pai Gow table. The first dealer's name was Amy and she cold decked everyone. She even caught quads, but had to split them and still won anyway. When she was pushed by a dealer from Hong Kong named Tiffany, the table went on a rush. I won enough money to cover the day's poker losses and pay for cab fare. I caught some great hands including a few straights and flushes. Everyone at the table was friends with Grubette, so it was a fun table for sure. As soon as Amy returned from her break, I cashed out. I knocked back a SoCo while I chatted with Grubette. She's a regular reader of my poker blog and I teased her that she needs to do more guests posts on her brother's blog. She was trying to get me to play in the 11am NL tournament at the MGM, but I'd have to get up by 9:30am to register. That ain't happening. Alas, it was cool to meet the infamous Grubette. And for the record, I didn't hit on her. After all, Grubby was standing next to me the entire time! But Grubette is fuckin' awesome. She downed several Coors Lights, chain smoked, and gambled the entire time we hung out. Plus she busted on Grubby for drinking Strawberry Daiquiris and "Avril LaVinge" type drinks with whipped cream. I'm still trying to figure what that meant, but it's still funny. ****** ****** You should be reading... Chris Halverson and Dan's Pokerati. P.S. Feel better soon Felicia! | Permalink | Thursday, July 21, 2005
Bellagio Challenge Cup Final Table Part 2: Amnon Filippi Wins! Despite the intense heat wave in Las Vegas (10 straight days above 110 degrees including tying the record all time high a few days ago), Flipchip and I headed back to the Bellagio poker room to cover the second part of the final table for the Bellagio Challenge Cup. 97 players bought in on Monday for $10K and the event featured some of the best players in the world including T.J. Cloutier, Erik Seidel, Scotty Nguyen, Allen Cunningham, Cyndy Violette, and John Juanda.We wandered over to catch part two of the final table... a heads up battle between 2005 WSOP bracelet winner Quinn Do and Amnon Filippi. Both players agreed to chop the prize money ($364,200 for first and $228,850 for second) and they played for the cool and hip Challenge Cup including the $25K seat at the WPT Championships, which will be held next year at the Bellagio. Amnon Filippi started the day the chipleader with a little over $1.1M. Quinn Do had about $775K. Their heads up match was quicker than expected. It lasted about a half hour. Quinn Do raised preflop and Filippi called. Quinn got all his money in on the turn with A-K. The board was 8-3-3-J. Amnon had 5c-3c and flopped trips. He smooth called Quinn's bet and went over the top on the turn. Since Quinn was pot committed, he moved all in for the rest of his chips. Amnon Filippi took down the pot and won the Challenge Cup. When he took pictures, they dumped some of the chips int the actual cup. Too bad they didn't fill it with champagne. Scott Fischman, Paul Darden and his wife were all on the rail watching the completion of the event. I spoke to Quinn Do afterwards and he seemed pretty down about second place. He's going to return to Seattle with a WSOP bracelet but he really wanted to win this event, especially because some of the best players in the world were in the tournament. "It's a mind game," he explained to me about the intricacies of heads up play. When I asked him how he thought Tobey Maguire played in the Challenge Cup, he responded, "I've played in tournaments against him in L.A. and he's a very solid player. He needs to be more aggressive. But he is solid." Of course, the most impressive sight was BJ plugging away for Card Player covering the event. While I slowed down, he's still running strong. Also, Steve "Foiled Coup" Hall made another token appearance at the Bellagio. Bouncin Round the Room: I spoke for a while with Charlie Shoten. He won the $500 daily tournament yesterday and was playing again. He's a really great guy and it's been cool to get to know him a lot better since I moved to Las Vegas. If you get a chance, you should pick up a copy of Charlie's Book... No Limit Life. Flipchip took most of the pictures and even yours truly made it in there! I also saw Daniel Negreanu yapping with Johnny World Hennigan out front of the poker room, while the ever lively Bob Stupak shuffled by. Unfortunately, there were no Liz Lieu or Carmel sightings while I was there. Yeah I stuck around and played $8/16 for 5+ hours. Stay tuned for that recap. ****** ****** You should be reading... Iggy's blog Guinness and Poker. | Permalink | Back to the Bellagio, Grubby, Strippers, and Other Random Stuff I'm heading back to the Bellagio at Noon to cover the last bit of the final table of the Bellagio Cup Challenge. You can read my recap of yesterday's events over at Las Vegas and Poker Blog. I expect to play poker with tourists for my third day in a row at the Bellagio. Wheeee! Grubby posted a hilarious recap of our trip to the strip club last Saturday. It's in the second half of his post called Stripping the Night Away on My Last $100. As always it shows that he's one of my favorite writers. Here's a bit: I'm selective with my strippers. Particularly with $100.Yeah, I'm still working on my take of the nights events. Stay tuned. For the record, I told everyone that Grubby and I were old med school buddies. That's my "line" in strip clubs. ****** You should be reading.... Aunt Maudie's Poker Perspectives. | Permalink | Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Bellagio Challenge Cup Final Table Back to the Bellagio, home of the aromatic flowers in the Conservatory and the gawking tourists snapping photos of the dancing fountains out front. The Bellagio is notorious for it's late night hookers and the scrumcious eye candy that wanders through. On a hot summer day like today, the combination of braless ladies and air conditioning means plenty of perky nipple watching.I am not live blogging this event today. The Bellagio doesn't offer power outlets for me to plug in at their poker room. Plus there is no Wi/Fi access and the poker room gets crappy cell phone signals, so the air card doesn't work half the time in there. Alas, I ran home to write up this entry and then I'll head back to the Bellagio to watch it all until the end. If you are desperate to know how everyone is doing, BJ from Card Player is doing some semi-live blogging. I suspect he's only there because his boss made the final table! Good news... Flipchip got the OK to take photos. The suits busted his balls and made him fax in his request. But he snapped a few and as soon as he uploads them, I'll point you in that direction and throw a few up on here. I ate lunch at the snack bar near the poker room. I ordered the chili and it was better than the Rio's version, but not as spicy as I wanted it to be. I'm sure The Fat Guy could whip up a batch of kick ass Tejas Chili. Some of the best chili I ever had was made in Texas. Moving on... Here are the payouts for this $10K buy in, 97 player event: Bellagio Challenge Cup Payouts:Here 's who made the final table (including chipcounts from BJ): Seat 1: Fuat Can (Linkoping, Sweden) $47,900 The Skinny on The Cup: The day started off with $1500/$3000 blinds and a $400 antes. Chad Layne was busted in 9th place by Amnon Filippi's pocket eights. I saw Sam Grizzle crack Amnon's pocket aces when he rivered two pair on him. I also watched Tobey Maguire show a little emotion and even a smile when he moved all in with the short stack and tripled up. His A-Q beat out Scotty Nguyen's pocket tens and Mimi Tran who mucked her hand.Eventually Tobey was busted when his pocket aces were cracked by Fuat Can's pocket tens. He caught a runner-runner straight to send Tobey home in 8th place. He played well against some of the top names in poker. Tobey was wearing his usual get up... a plain white t-shirt and a plain olive green hat. Scotty Nguyen lost a big hand to Amnon, only to be finished off by him a few hands later. Scotty's AJs did not beat out Amnon's pocket queens and he went home in 7th place. Amnon Filippi must like the Hilton Sisters. They held up against Sam Grizzle's A-J and Grizzle was eliminated in 6th place. Bouncin Round the Room: During one of the breaks, I spotted Scotty Nguyen taking pictures with tourists. I have never seen him once turn down an autograph or picture request. I must say that he treats cordial fans with the utmost respect. Scotty always wears some serious "bling" and his most recent item is a huge gold chain with a Ultimate Bet logo. Hilarious, right? I spotted Paul Darden on the rail watching the action. I also saw the Shawn The Sheik, the guy who made the female dealer at the WSOP main event TV table cry. He also won $25K off of Sammy Farha making prop bets during the WSOP... picking high cards and doing coin flips. The Sheik was nice to me and shook my hand as he said hello. I also chatted with Charlie Shoten for a while. He was playing in the afternoon tournament and was on a break. We're gonna do a review on his book very shortly. Stay tuned for that. I almost played in that tournament too! Rest assured, I'll slack off later today and play some cash games at the Bellagio. Late Night Update: Mimi Tran was busted in 5th place when her A-3 ran into Fuat Can's K7s. She led all the way until the river, when Can picked up two pair. Jeff "Happy" Shulman finished in 4th place when his QJs were no match to Amnon Filippi's pocket Kings. The final three players, Fuat Can, Quinn Do, and Amnon Filippi played three-way for over two hours before someone was busted. Fuat Can was the short stack and Quinn Do and Filippi both had about the same amount in chips. Unfortunately Fuat Can was the guy who was eliminated in 3rd place when his Q-10 lost to Filippi's K-Q. At that point both players decided to resume play on Thursday. When they left, Quinn Do was behind with $775K. Amnon Filippi had over $1.1M in chips. More Bouncin Round the Room: I was bored out of my wits so I played some more $4/8 with tourists. I saw Linda playing $15/$30 and wanted to jump into those waters but the cool thing about the low limit is that I can wander off for several minutes at a time, drink cocktails, watch the baseball game, and not have to worry about focusing on the game. I ended the day up $40 when my pocket aces held up in a 6 way pot! One chick was tilting so hard she ran through five hundred inside of an hour. There was a token Liz Lieu sighting after she stopped by to cheer on her friend Quinn Do. Sherry took a pic of Liz with Steve. Lucky guy, eh? I also never saw Flipchip so excited after he ran over to tell me that was recognized by a fan of his photography. I've been getting noticed for several weeks and I'm used to it by now, but Flipchip is not as recognizable as me because there aren't any pics of him on the web. Anyway, he was snapping photos of the final table when some guy on the rail asked him who he worked for. Flipchip told him and the guy asked, "Are you Flipchip?" Apparently, he's been reading my poker blog and been checking out Flipchip's 2005 WSOP photo gallery. ****** A full recap of today's events will be posted over at Las Vegas and Poker Blog. Heads up action will resume on Thursday at Noon. | Permalink | Getting Ink: Gonzo Poker Bloggers Mark Glase wrote a great piece on poker bloggers including yours truly. Take a peek at Gonzo poker bloggers bring World Series to life in real time. He wrote it for the Online Journalism Review. Yeah a lot of us got some ink including Iggy, the Poker Prof, Otis, and myself who were all interviewed. They gave me a ton of free publicity. Here's a bit: Meanwhile, at the 2005 World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, which wrapped up last week, the blogging star was Paul "Dr. Pauly" McGuire, a struggling screenwriter and novelist who became a poker fanatic. He started writing about his poker proclivities on his regular blog, The Tao of Pauly, until it angered his friends who were tired of reading about poker. Thus, the Tao of Poker blog was born, where McGuire gained enough fame to start freelancing for FoxSports.com and Poker Player Newspaper. He's also done commentary for the Lord Admiral Card Club weekly podcast.Of course he had to bring up the hippie chick at Subway that I met at dinner break at Binion's. I have her number and I'm going to do the cool guy thing and wait five days to call her. Anyway, for a good laugh, scroll down to read my "Profile" that they compiled. | Permalink | Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Bellagio Challenge Cup Day 2 Working at the Bellagio is a much needed change of pace for my exhausted soul. I was getting sick of the Rio and although Binion's was cool, it's was too damn crowded. The Bellagio on the other hand is a great place to work. The eye candy is blogworthy. And the poker room is next door to the Sports Book so I can keep my eye on the Yankees score.The tournament was held in the remodeled poker room. 97 players bought in for $10K in the Bellagio Challenge Cup and Sam Grizzle found himself the chip leader at the beginning of Day 2. The first place cash prize of $364,200 and a seat in the WPT Championships at the Bellagio were at stake. Players started with $20K in chips. In this tournament only the final table players are paid. Scotty Nguyen started Day 2 in third place. Only less than half the field survived Day 1. You can check out some of Flip Chip's photos of Day 1... here. ****** Live Blogging Updates ****** 3:15pm... Recent Bustouts: Early on before I arrived, I was disppointed to discover that there were several notable bust outs: T.J. Cloutier, Tim Phan, Bob Stupak, Jean Gaspard, Carl "Bubble Boy Ygborn, Allen Cunningham, and Erik Seidel. 3:45pm... Recent Bustouts: Mike Wattel and Hasan Habib were both knocked out. 4:20pm.... Jeff Shulman sat at top of the chip lead out of 21 remaining players. Tobey Maguire was one of the short stacks. 2005 WSOP bracelet winner "The Mighty" Quinn Do was second in chips. 5:00pm... We're down to 18 players and the final two tables. Quinn Do was the chipleader. 5:15pm... TJ Cloutier was playing in a regular tournament. 5:55pm... I chatted with Ron Rose. He had some heart problems and that prevented him from playing in the WSOP. He joked that his health issues turned him into a cash game player because he's not well enough to play lengthy tournaments. 5:56pm... There was a Carmel Petresco sighting in the poker room. She looked like she had just been shopping. 6:00pm... I slacked off and found BJ covering the event. Eventually Steve Hall stopped by. We were the lone media. Flipchip got in trouble with the poker room manager. He's not authorized to take pictures which is bullshit because he was given the go ahead a month or two ago and was personally invited my tournamet director Jack McCleland. Some suit upstairs cock-blocked him and all other photographers. We suspect since Tobey Maguire is vehemently camera shy, that he demanded no photos be taken at all. Please note that this is just a hypothesis on our part and not a rumor, nor the actual truth. At any rate, the suits and the poker room manager gave me the "OK" to cover the event on the print side for Las Vegas and Poker Blog and Poker Player Newspaper.6:10pm... I told Flipchip to head on home because he can't take pics so it's pointless to waste his time there. Hopefully he can get a winner's photo for tomorrow. 6:15pm... I ignored Tobey Maguire's table (which had both Fischman and Scotty Nguyen) and focused on "Table 1" because it featured a shitload of bracelet winners including Cyndy Violette, Quinn Do, David Chui, David "The Dragon" Pham, and Sam Grizzle who has no bracelets but made several WSOP final tables. Jeff Shulman was tere too and he was sporting flip flops and listened to music on his iPod. 6:20pm... I chatted with Minh Ly in the sportsbook while I kept my eye on the Yankees score. Minh was visibly pissed at Mike Matusow. "He's not a gentleman," he repeated several times during our conversation. Supposedly, Matusow was talking tons of shit with Minh during the Main Event. On Monday night, Matusow arrived at the Bellagio to cash his $1M WSOP check. Minh was playing $4K/$8K at the time. Matusow talked smack and said he'd play Minh for a $1M heads-up freeze out. Minh took him up on his offer and left to secure the money. When Minh came back 20 minutes later with a sufficient bankroll, Matusow bailed on him. "He's afraid to play me," Minh added. Mike Matusow is good, but Minh Ly would out play him for sure. Minh plays in the "big game" with Doyle and Chip Reese. He's one of the last guys I'd want to play heads up, especially for $1M. 6:30pm... I decided that I would scale back the coverage and play some poker instead. The $2/5 NL game was full, so I was seated right away at a $4/8 table. In the first orbit, the deck hit me in the face. I was dealt AQs, KK, and AA in exactly that order and won three big pots. A few hands later, I won two big pots with Q-J on the cutoff and 8-8 when I flopped a set and rivered a full house. Inside of an hour, I was up 32 big bets. I only played a few hands after that and spent time watching the final two tables. 6:45pm... I found everyone's favorite Bellagio dealer Linda and she gave me a big hug. She told me she had to deal "the big game" which is located in Bobby's Room. Off to the side of the Bellagio poker room is a glass room reserved for Bobby Baldwin and his friends. At first, I only saw Sammy Farha playing Gus Hansen heads up. Gus was scruffy and looked like he hadn't showered or changed his clothes in days. Sammy looked dapper and his trademark unlit cigarette hung off of his bottom lip. Later on all the big boys showed up.... Minh Ly, Chau Giang, Phil Ivey, and Bobby Baldwin. Linda told me they were playing $4K/$8K mixed games and she dealt Pot Limit Omaha with a $150K max bet per player. Yikes. 7:15pm... Recent Bustouts: Scott Fischman, David Chui, and David Pham. 8:26pm.... Cyndy Violette bubbled out. She was short stacked and moved all in with A6s. Scotty Nguyen called with A-K and flopped a King. Cyndy was elimianted by Scotty Nguyen in 10th place. Scotty felt bad and he ran over to give her a big hug. She wins nothing for 10th place and she left the table with extreme grace and a warm smile. On the inside she must have been pissed, but you would never know from her body language. And there were no cameras there filming her every move, so she wasn't faking it. After witnessing that moment and her excellent play during this year's WSOP, Cyndy's stock rose even more in my book. She's a classy player. 8:30pm... The final table will resume at Noon on Wednesday. Quinn Do is the chipleader. Here are seating assigmnets with chip counts courtesy of BJ: Seat 1: Fuat Can $47,900For a full recap with photos (taken by Flipchip before he got in trouble) stop by and read my write up of day 2 on Las Vegas and Poker Blog. | Permalink | Otis Has Left the Building (Editor's Note: You must read Otis' version... Leaving Las Vegas.) It was the last night in Las Vegas for Otis. He changed his flight 1.5 days earlier so he could return home to G-Vegas, South Carolina and see Mrs. Otis, Lil' Otis, and Scrappy the Wonder Pooch after one month of utter insanity and being force fed the Rio's overpriced and overcooked cheeseburgers. I don't blame Otis for bailing early. I'd like to get the fuck out of Las Vegas as soon as possible, but I'm stuck here in the 120 degree heat until mid-August. When Otis called and said that he had an early morning flight and wanted to get obliterated drunk, I knew we were on a mission from that moment on. I happily met Otis at the lounge/bar in the middle of the Mirage. Just 13 hours earlier, Australian Joe Hachem won the main event and $7.5 million. Indeed, it was time to celebrate the completion of the WSOP. Starting about five years ago, the Mirage used to be my favorite casino and one of my Top 10 Favorite Places of All Time. It's like my old home away from home. It's the place where I hit my first ever quads in the poker room. The Mirage seemed like a fitting place to get all kinds of shitfaced for Otis' last night. The entertainment that particular evening was a jazz band fronted by a nubile singer with a sultry voice. Joining us were Grubby, and two L.A. guys... Mike and Jesus. I started off with SoCo on the rocks. It's been my drink of choice since I landed in Las Vegas 46 days earlier. After drinking Red Stripes and Coronas at dinner break with Otis at the Hooker Bar in the Rio for a month straight, I packed on 15 pounds which all hopelessly settled in my gut. In homage of the SoCo Master, I called Al Cant Hang for a Dial-a-Shot. He was holding court in Atlantic City. I caught his lovely wife Eva Can Hang on the phone as she was navigating her way through the Borgata's slot machines. We chatted for a few moments and hoisted our drinks for the absent rock star. After getting cold-decked from the video poker machine, Otis and I agreed that the video poker at the Hooker Bar in the Rio had much looser slots than the Mirage. Otis hit quads like forty times at the Rio and in my only attempt, I hit quad Jacks... fuck, I flopped it too. No such luck at the Mirage. At least I got two free drinks out of it. Mike wandered over and suggested we go throw some dice. And off we went... We found a near empty craps table and the order on the rail was Jesus, Mike, Grubby, Otis, and myself in the far corner. We started out slow and I kept my betting simple; Pass Line and behind the Pass Line bets. We all rolled once and I didn't hit any points. The second time around, new blood joined the table after some of the Poker Stars crew, including Otis' lovely assistant Mad, jumped into the mix. James, a gregarious Englishman who I worked in the trenches with for the past month, was on the far end. We almost knew everyone at the table and that's when we started to make a run. Mike, Jesus, and James went on a rush. They were so hot that Grubby and Otis passed their rolls. We picked up point after point and that's when I began throwing the chips around and making come bets. My stack tripled up inside of a few minutes and I gawked at a nice collection of green $25 chips that I quickly accumulated. After Jesus hit three points in a row, the table chatter grew louder and louder. I kept yelling out in my most obnoxious Vegas tourist voice, "Thank you Jesus!" That's the cool thing about shooting craps in Las Vegas, belligerent behavior is encouraged. The louder the table, the more likely the casino will win more money. Because in the end, the House always wins. I should have walked away when I was up. How many losers in Vegas had that on their minds last Saturday? I hung in there and deviated from my simple betting strategy. Greed seeped into my brain. Everything was going well until some slick L.A. hipster doofus in a $500 blazer joined the table. I knew right away he was bad news. On his roll I lost almost all of my winnings. His negative karma attached itself to our group. Even Jesus succumbed to the dark veil of the hipster's bad luck. We all looked at each other and walked away. I considered jumping that assclown and stealing his expensive jacket as fair compensation for being the table "Cooler." We retreated to the Sports Book Bar. A huge group encircled Otis, including his Poker Stars crew and April, Eric, and the Poker Prof stopped by. We had a spontaneous "Farewell Otis" party going on. Over the last few weeks, during the slow hours in media row, we'd make different prop bets. We became action junkies and usually wagered on "last longer bets" on whoever sat at the final table we were covering for that day. It seemed natural that we'd gamble on almost anything. When ESPN aired some sort of dog obstacle course race... I turned to Otis and nodded. He knew what was up. Otis picked one dog. I got the other and it was time to recklessly gamble on canine obstacle races. The dogs names were Quick and Splendor and my pooch closed the gap after a slow start. Like drunken idiots we cursed at the TV monitor, cheering on (an obviously taped event) dogs racing through the course. "Come on Quick!" Otis screamed his Ozark Mountain drawl. "Get yer ass in gear Splendor!" I yelled. The gambling gods were on my side. My dog won the first race and Otis tossed me cash. A fat tourist chomping on a cigar at an adjacent table waddled over, "Are you guys betting on those dogs?" "Fuck yeah," I responded. "$100 a pop. You want in, tough guy?" He sheepishly declined. "Pussy bastard," I mumbled to myself as Otis and I made our picks for the next pooch race and the waitress brought us another round of drinks. ****** ****** Coming soon... the second part to last Saturday night's festivities including the latest installment of Existentialist Conversations with Strippers. | Permalink | Back to Work: Bellagio Challenge Cup Day 1 Well I had a quick two day break before I headed back to work covering tournaments for Las Vegas and Poker Blog and Poker Player Newspaper. Flip Chip, the Poker Prof and I headed over to the Bellagio for the first day of the Bellagio Challenge Cup. It's a four day event with a $10,000 buy in. Only 95 players signed up but there were plenty of top names flinging chips around in the infamous Bellagio poker room. Levels in the Bellagio Challenge Cup are 90 minutes long and every player gets $10K in chips. I spotted Mimi Tran, Allen Cunningham, Melissa Hayden, John Juanda, John Phan, Scotty Nguyen, T.J. Cloutier, Tobey Maguire, Scott Bigler, John D'Agostino, Phil Ivey, Hassan Habib, Bob Stupak, Cyndy Violette, Erik Seidel, Scott Fischman, Jean Gaspard, Jeff Shulman, and that old guy who Celine Dion is married to.At the end of Day 1, 41 players remain in the field. I spoke to Scotty Nguyen. He told me he had $120K in chips and thinks he's about 3rd place. Tobey Maguire has $42,150 and made it to day two. Notable bustouts include John Juanda and Capt. Tom Franklin. On our way out, we spotted Phil Ivey shooting craps with John D'Agostino. He was up about $300K. The coolest thing about covering tournaments at the Bellagio is the food comps. Unlike the cheap bastards at the Rio/Harrah's junta, the powers to be treat members of the media very well at the Bellagio. When the action was complete, quickly got three food comps and headed over to Noodles for some excellent Asian cuisine. The Poker Prof and I shared the jellyfish and cucumbers salad as an appetizer. The jellyfish made me queasy, but I had to try it once. The cucumbers were spicy. I ordered the Sesame Chicken and my portion was larger than expected. For desert I snagged the green tea ice cream, which was made from scratch on site. The Poker Prof ordered the mango pudding and it looked good. I'll be back tomorrow with some more in depth coverage of the big tournament every one else seems to be ignoring. By the way... here are some photos from the event that Flip Chip took. | Permalink | Monday, July 18, 2005
2005 WSOP Main Event Recap I'm going to be writing a full 2005 WSOP retrospective in a few days. For now, feel free to re-read my daily play-by-play of the main event:Day 1ADamn. Last week might have been the most exciting week of poker in my life and I didn't even play one hand! I was happy to have the weekend off, but I'm sad to see that the 2005 WSOP is over. I'm gonna miss a lot of the people I met and worked with everyday. That's going to be the tough part. I made some great friends and that's invaluable. Thanks again to everyone at Lasvegasvegas.com, Poker Player Newspaper, and Fox Sports for letting me cover the WSOP for them. It was a great ride. And I hope we can do it again next year. Big thanks goes out to all my fellow poker bloggers who linked my my poker blog during the WSOP. You guys rule. And special thanks to both Wil Wheaton, Tony Pierce, and Odd Jack for mentioning the my poker blog as well. Also, thanks again to all of the readers, new and old, and everyone who left positive feedback in my comments section and took the time out to write me an email. I've been asked a lot of questions, specifically if I have a virtual tip jar for donations. I don't have one set up, but you can always download and sign up for an online poker account on Party Poker using my bonus code TAO4. Or if you prefer other sites, feel free to use my links below to sign up and download the software... that way I can get credit for the referral when you fund your account. Party Poker Moving on... So what's next? Today, I'm heading to the Bellagio to cover a tournament there this week. Later this week's I'll post more about the 2005 WSOP. Plus, I have a great story about Otis' last night in Vegas. I also have a new installment of Existentialist Conversations with Strippers. More to come. | Permalink | Radio Free Pauly I taped my interview with Sean & Brent on Saturday afternoon a couple hours after the WSOP ended for the Lord Admiral Card Club Radio Show and Podcast. If you don't know by now, it's the best podcast dedicated to poker in the universe. Over the last few months, I've become a huge cult figure in Canada thanks to Cinci Sean & Brent Stacks. I'm happy to be a part of their amazing show.Sean and Brent are working hard every week to get their podcast done (for free) so stop by and show your support. You can download the MP3 of this week's show... Episode of 35: Here. (Right Click and Save As) You can download the MP3 of last week's show... Episode 34: Here. (Right Click and Save As) You can download the MP3 of two weeks ago show... Episode 33: Here. (Right click and Save As) We discuss the main event of the WSOP and a retrospective of my six weeks in Las Vegas. If you want to catch up and listen to previous episodes, please visit their archives over at Brainscat. Stop by their site and download the extra nuggets that Sean posts during the middle of the week. Thanks again to Sean and Stacks for having me on. | Permalink | Sunday, July 17, 2005
Charlie Tuttle Memorial Tournament We got 144 players including Wil Wheaton. Great news is that the bloggers raised over $2880 in memory of Charlie Tuttle. Awesome! Thanks to everyone who played and pimped this event on their blogs. Thanks again to Iggy and BG for their organizational skills. Finally congrats to "sarahbellum" who beat out Mr. Decker to win the first Charlie Tuttle Memorial Tournament. Great job. ![]() I was knocked out early in 138th place when I moved all in with 10-10. I ran into TarOrpheus's pocket Kings and that was it. I finished up a freelance article while I sweated my brother's table. I wasn't very social this time around and I apologize if I couldn't chat with all of you. I was wicked hungover ater a night of heavy drinking with Otis and a late night run to a strip club with Grubby. Stay tuned for that write up. Congrats again to sarahbellum and everyone who helped raise this money. | Permalink | Saturday, July 16, 2005
The New WSOP Champion ![]() 2005 WSOP Champion Joe Hachem Stay tuned for a complete recap. Visit Lasvegasvegas.com for my write up of the final table. | Permalink | WPBT "Charlie" Tournament = This Sunday!! If you don't know the story... feel free to read: A Guy named Charlie. Here is the tournamnet information (thanks to BG): WPBT "Charlie" Tournament | Permalink | Friday, July 15, 2005
The Final Table - 2005 World Series of Poker Main Event When I woke up this morning the hot Nevada sun was shining, the nefarious hookers were turning tricks for $20 a shot, the inbred mullet-clad pot-bellied cross-eyed kids were doing cannonballs in the pool, a couple of misfits cooked up a fresh batch of crystal meth, and the cash poor maids were ripping off some unlucky fucker as they riffled through his bankroll that he foolishly left on his end table. Yeah it's just another Friday at the Redneck Riviera. Man, I'm really going to miss that place.Yesterday was my first day working at Binion's and there were a ton of problems to overcome. The hardest was the connection problems which I experienced for the duration of entire night. The second was dealing with the exclusive treatment that Card Player got and the lack of attention the remainder of the media was given. Sure CP paid a gagillion dollars to get the "best seat in the house" and that meant the powers to be shoved the rest of the media in the corner, pretty far away from the action. Railbirds had better views of the table than the rest of the media... but we adapted as best we could. Make sure you read my recap of yesterday's action on Fox Sports called Nine Lives. Yep, don't forget that it's a three man operation here for us... the Poker Prof from Lasvegasvegas.com is back in his bunker in an undisclosed location in the desert where he's writing code and Flipchip is fighting through the crowd snapping photos and I'm in the trenches in media row making prop bets, uploading photos, writing freelance bits (for Fox Sports & Poker Player Newspaper), moderating my comments section and of course... live blogging. I would love to have a team of workers flooding the floor like Poker Wire, CP, Gutshot, and other organizations... but it's just me, Flipchip, and Poker Prof. And from the feedback I'm getting, it seems like we've done just as well if not better than the big boys. So all the problems we've encountered makes it all worth while.Well this is it. Tonight someone will walk away with the largest cash prize in the history of poker. If an unkown wins, he'll become the next big celebrity du jour. He'll hit rock star status and everyone in the world will be familair with the next Moneymaker or Fossilman. Perhaps Mike Matusow will avoid any implosions and stay clear of the "Mike Matusow Meltdown" and win the big one. This impending victory could cap his comeback after spending time in prison this year. For more information on that you have to read a report from Flipchip and the Poker Prof about Mike Matusow's prison story, since they know Mike the best. Flipchip is good friends with the Matusow family and told me stories about Mike's early days as a dealer at the Orleans and Sam's Town after he turned 21. He's led an amazing life and without a doubt, is the biggest pro left. Also Dan from Pokerati has a great interview with Mike Matusow. All of Ireland will be paying attention to see if their native son Andy Black can take home the World Championship. Noel Furlong won in 1999 and it's been several years since Ireland could boast that it was the home country of the current champ. Make sure you listen to the great interview wth Andy Black that the Irish Twins (Mike LuckyBlind and Tom) from Antes Up posted last night. Will the "Luck of the Irish" prevail tonight? The "Mc" in me is pulling for Andy Black and the rest of me is looking to see Mike Matusow pull it out. Hopefully in 12 hours we'll find out. Here are the WSOP Main Event final table including seat assignmnets: Seat 1: Joe Hachem (Melbourne, Australia) $5,420,000****** Live Blogging Updates ****** 2:22pm... Before anyone leaves a comment, I suggest you at How to Leave a Comment Part 2 by Tony Pierce. Seriously, please no anonymous commentors tonight. The last few nights have been ugly and I'm hoping that everyone behaves themselves. (Editor's Note: Tony suggested that you read a better post called How to Leave a Comment Part 1.) 2:30pm... I got to have one of the first looks at the "bracelet" and man it looked cool. Flipchip took a few pics. We'll upload those soon. 3:15pm... Connection problems were solved. Let's hope it stands up. 3:51pm... We're nine minutes to game time and we're way behind! I'm expecting a 4:31pm start time. Stay tuned. 4:20pm... Nolan Dalla is laying down the rules to the crowd. Tournament Director Johnny Grooms is introducing all the suits. Yawn. 4:30pm... Here is some background info on our final table players: Joe "Back Cracker" Hachem was born in Lebanon and lives in Sydney, Australia. He's a chiropractor and has been playing poker for a decade. He's married with four kids. His railbirds are the loudest and wil chant "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oy, oy, oy!" whenever he wins a pot.4:47pm... Button is in Seat 4. Blinds are $50K/$100K. The antes are $10K. Greg "Fossilman" Raymer said, "Shuffle up and deal!" Cards are in the air. 4:55pm... All in with Mike Matusow's K-K vs. Scott Lazur's A-A. Lazur reraised Dannemann preflop and Mike pushed all in. The Flop was K-Q-6. The crowd went nuts. The turn was 2 hearts which brought three hearts on the board. Lazur had the Ace of hearts. The river was the Jack of hearts. On the second hand, Lazur doubled up. The crowd went wild with screaming and whistling. Mike is devestated depsite the excitement. Live poker is rigged. 5:00pm... It's packed here in media row and I'm already sweating my balls off. Four people are squeezed into spots that three people used yesterday. I'm sitting in between Tom from Antes Up and Mike Paulle. Otis and Jay Greenspan are nearby and the Poker Wire girls are at the end of the table. Andy Bloch is also here in press row. BJ is at the "cool" tale with the Card Player folks. I can see Jen Harman. She's facing me a few feet away. Phil Hellmuth is hogging the mike. There are media types here whom I never saw before. The stands are packed with friends & family of the players. It's STO! Railbirds lined up for 2 and 3 hours before game time just to catch a glimpse of the historic last final table ever at Binion's. The line wrapped around the buffet, down the narrow hall and backed up all the way to the media room. Everyone else is watching at the Buffet or downstairs at the sports book. 5:11pm... All in with Steve Dannemann's A-Q vs. Brad Kondraki's 10-10. The flop was all spades: Q-J-4. The turn was the 2h. The river was the 9 of spades and Brad Kondraki caught a four card river flush to double up. Kondraki has $2.6M now. 5:22pm... Mike Matusow just won a pot. Joe Hachem raised and Matusow came over the top. Hachem folded. 5:25pm... Mike Matusow raised, Steve Dannemann reraised to $1M and Matusow moved all in. Dannemann is thinking... and folded pocket fours face up. Mike has been putting the pressure on the last few hands. 5:27pm... There are too many media people in here. And a lot of folks really shouldn't be here in my opinion. They have badges but aren't realy doing any coverage of the event or notetaking or photos. They add to the cluster fuck. I've seen some of the so-called media types around and I'm still wondering what the hell they are doing here? It sucks that they clog up space, drink up all the free beverages in the press room, and try to sneak their friends in here when there are plenty of other/better media people who got shut out of the press room or at media row. Just my little rant of the day. 5:28pm... Mike Matusow yelled, "I am steaming!" 1973 WSOP Champ Puggy Pearson is in the building. 5:33pm... Mike Matisow raised Andy Black's big blind. On the board of J-5-6-10, Andy Black bet $1M, Matusow raised to $2M, and Andy Black moved all in. Mike counted out his chips and agonzied over the call. He he took a sip off of his water. "Do you want me to call?" Matusow asked. Andy Black shrugged. Mike faked like he was going to push all in and mucked. Andy Black won a $5M pot. The Irish flags are being waved frantically now. 5:36pm... Players are on a ten minute break. 5:37pm... Updated chip count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $5.285:45pm... Puggy Pearson is singing his song. 5:46pm... Bouncin Round the Room: How about this action for a piss break? Last 3 Pros I Took a Piss Next to:When I walked into the bathroom and waited for an open urinal, Raymer and Hellmuth were talking. Hellmuth pisses with his sunglasses on. Raymer was nice to sign a few autographs after he washed his hands. Then Mike walked in while I pissing and stood next to me. Raymer left and Hellmuth washed his hands and talked to Mike. Hellmuth: Hang in there Mike. You have chips. Plenty of chips. You got over $2M. Just play smart.And yes, Mike didn't wash his hands as he left. 5:52pm... Cards are in the air. Level 31. Blinds are $20K. Blinds are $60K and $129K. 6:01pm... Aussie Oy! Count: 2 6:03pm... Matusow won a pot with pocket Jacks. Erik Seidel is in the house and got a warm applause from the crowd. 6:07pm... Norman Chad is shooting a few outro clips for ESPN in front of us. He's struggling with one bit in particular. Here's the banter on press row. Pauly: (shakes heads) Norm Chad. Take 18.6:15pm... Johnny Grooms asked the crowd to applaud for all the media here that have worked until 4 and 5am on several nights. "No one is reading. I'm screaming into the void," Mike Paulle added. 6:18pm... Mike Mutsow bluffed at a pot and took it down with 8s-5s. The flop was K-10-10 and both Steve Dannemann and Andy Black checked. The turn was an Ace and Mike bet out. Everyone folded. "I am now Rocky again!" Mike screamed. Tom mentioned that the sweat is dripping off of his face. 6:27pm... Mike Matusow called an all in bet with 10-10 on a flop of 5s-3s-2c. Steven Dannemann had A-J and caught a Wheel on the turn when the 4 hit. The river was no help and Mike Matusow was busted in 9th place. He won $1M. 6:35pm... Action is delayed while ESPN films Matusow's exit interview. "I though this wa smy year," he said. "I felt I was the best player at the table. I'm pissed that I didn't get a chance to play when it got down to 5 or 6 handed." 6:40pm... Updated chip counts:Seat 1: Joe Hachem $6.36:45pm... The Poker Prof did some quick research. Mike Matusow was a 60% favorite according to Two Dimes. 6:56pm... Having connection problems. The wi'fi wnet out and Blogger was down for a few minutes. Please stand by. 7:04pm... I added a pic of the WSOP World Championsip bracelet that FLip Chip took before. Take a peek. 7:17pm... Updated chip counts: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $6.87:23pm... Tom McEvoy sighting. We nicknamed Tom Murphy "O'McGyver" after he helped fix the wifi outage a few minute ago. 7:29pm... Coin flip time. Andy Black had pocket eights and Brad Kondracki flipped over A-Q. The flop was K-9-5 with two spades. Brad's railbirds were pulling for an ace. The turn was the 5. Brad was down to six outs with the audience on the edge of their seat. Brad Kondracki was eliminated in 8th place. He won $1,150,00. 7:37pm... Update chip count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $6.567:40pm... I forgot to mention that I was mentioned in this cool article called Blogs are good to the last flop. It's featired in the Kansas City Star. Thanks to BG for pointing that out. 7:48pm... One of the dealers who is working tonight was the starting dealer at my table for the WSOP event #22 that I played in. I've seen him a lot at final tables. He's pretty good. 7:50pm... Steve "Bloody Mary" Dannemann won a $4.5M pot preflop! Danneman raised $400K. Lazur called and Joe Hesham raised to $2M. Dannemann moved all in and both players folded. 8:00pm... Andy Black is playing aggressive. He's probably the best player left and he's been putting the pressure on when he can and picking up small pots. 8:08pm... Aaron Kantor won a $3.7M pot. His railbirds a/k.a. Kantor's Klowns were whooping it up pretty loudly. He's gt over $13M. 8:12pm... Andy Black raised prelfop $1M and Aaron Kantor called. On a flop of Jx-7c-5c, Andy Black bet out $500K. Kantor raised to $1.6M. And Andy Black quickly went over the top for $5M more. Kantor rook forever to make a decision. He tried staring Andy Black down and Andy just laughed and stood up. Kantor is taking his time... and he folded. Andy Black won a $4.7M pot. 8:15pm... Players are on a dinner break. Play will resume at 9:45pm. 9:35pm... I'm waiting to be let back into Benny's Bullpen and I'm sitting in the hallway. Jen Harman asked me why I was hanging outside. I told her they wouldn't let anyone inside until 9:45. D'oh! Hold on for updated chip counts. 9:45pm... Updated Chip Counts: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $2.459:48pm... I wandered over to Bay City Diner inside of Golden Gate casino. It was packed so I went across the street to The Plaza, and ate Subway again. It didn't smell like cabbage. Subway was empty which was cool. I ordered a Meatball Sandwich. The girl behind the counter was cute. She had dyed punk-red hair with a tongue-ring and eight earingsin her left ear. She looked a lot like actress Rachel Leigh Cook, except a little bit taller. "Cool hat, man" she said pointing up at my head. "Of course," I added. "So how awesome was seeing The Dead live?" "I dunno, I've only seen them 46 times and they were all at the tail end of their run." "Cool. I've never seen them," she repsonded which was an obvious guess on my part. She looked like she was barely 19. "I've seen a lot of Moe shows. And Phish too. Lot's oh Phish." I don't want to brag that I might have picked up a stoner chick who works at Subway. But here we are. That's the highlight of my dinner break, aside from bumping into a dealer from the Rio I befriended. Ironically, he started talking to me because of my "Steal your face" hat. Yeah he's a Deadhead too and was showing his kids the Fremont Experience, which isn't anything to sneeze at. 9:56pm... Level 32. Antes are $20K. Blinds are $80K/$160K. Jen Harman went up to the stage and said, "Shuffle up and deal!" She's so tiny in real life, like a delicate porcelin China doll. From behind, she sometimes looks like a little kid at the poker table because she always sits on her knees on chairs. Anyway, she he's here doing play-by-play for Card Player. BJ is lucky, he gets to sit next to the pros today. 10:02pm... Tex Barch and Daniel Bersdorf were all in preflop. Tex had 10-10 and Daniel flipped over J-J. I said, "It's OK, he'll flop a ten." Sure enough the flop was 10-Q-4 and Tex's railbirds hooted and cheered. The turn and river were no help and Daniel Bergsdorf won $1,300,00 for 7th place. 10:14pm... One of the Irish Twins, Tom, won $100 playing $1-2 NL inside of an hour. The Binion's poker room is swarming with tourists. 10:15pm... Updated Chip Counts: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $2.110:21pm... Joe Hachem and Scott Lazur battled heads up. They both pushed preflop. Lazur showed Ks-9s while Hachem flipped ober As-Qs. The flop was A-10-4 with two spades and Hachem was in great shape. The turn and river were no help and Hachem doubled up. His railbirds jumped right into their catchy "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oy, oy, oy!" chant while waving the Australia flag. 10:23pm... On the very next hand, Scott Lazur made a tiltish called and pushed all in with Q-10. Andy Black quickly called with pocket Jacks. The flop was 8-5-3 with two spades. The rurn was a rag and the river was a King and Andy Black scooped the pot. Scott Lazur finished in 6th place and won $1,500,00 for his great work. That's how tough the WSOP can be. On two hands you can lose your entire stack and all the work you did for a week gets thrown out the window. Andy Black is the chip leader is on a roll.10:28pm... We're on a mni-break as Lazur gets interviewed by ESPN. There has been a trend for six weeks here at the WSOP... Action always loosens up in the first hour after the dinner break. I dunno what the long break does to people, but mabye they assess their situations and press a little bit more when they get back or they drink at dinner which loosens them up. At any rate, in the first 30 minutes after break we've lost two players. 10:37pm... Updated Chip Counts: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $5.110:39pm... The Irish Twins Lucky Blind & Tom are pretty pumped. They are excited about their boy Andy Black and just started drinking. Early celebration? Anyway, since I'm McCatholic (12 years of Catholic schools) I'm rooting for Andy Black as well. Let's seem if he can ran over the table. Otis ran over to the bar in the corner (yes, there's a bar in here) and grabbed us two Coronas. 10:52pm... Bouncin Round the Room: John from Poker Wire had the funniest story for me. During the break, he overheard two models talking to each other in the hallway. These are the girls who wear skimpy skirts and tight t-shirts for random magazines and poker magazines. "I was working for Bulldog for a few days..." Hmmm, those are some bright girls that BoDog hired last week! 11:09pm... The Irish guys are pounding beers. Lucky Blind came back and brought me and Otis another round. 11:24pm... Updated Chip Counts: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $511:30pm... We have a new chipleader after Aaron Kanter won a $15M pot off of Andy Black. Kantor flopped a set with pocket Kings and turned a full house. Andy called a huge bet and mucked after Kantor showed his K-K. Kantor has $21M an Andy Black dropped to $10.2M. 11:50pm... Steve Dannemann won a couple of pots in a row. 11:55pm... On a flop of 8-4-4, Tex Barch reraised all in and won a $7M from Aaron Kanter. 12:10am... Shirley send me a text messgae and she wanted to see pics of the Final 5. Here are some photos courtesy of Flip Chip: ![]() Aaron Kantor (chip leader) and Tex Barch ![]() Steve "Bloody Mary" Dannemann and Andy Black ![]() Joe Hashem -- Hellmuth & Jen doing the play by play 12:41pm... Players just returned from a break. We have reached Level 33 and we're at $30K antes and $100K/$200K blinds. Here's an Updated Chip Count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $3.0412:51am... Steve Dannemann had a cheat sheet and the camera zoomed in to see what was on it: 1. Have fun.12:56am... Jesus has been lurking around press row. He's doing play by play with Hellmuth now. 1:04am... Insane action on the flop of 9s-6c-5c. Andy bet $1M and Steve Dannemann moved all in. Andy Black thought for a while and called with 10-9. Steve had A-6. The turn was a blank and the river was... an unlucky ace. Steve Dannemann rivered Andy Black and doubled up. Ouch. Dannemann moved into the chip lead. 1:08am... Andy Black is in trouble with a $3.5M short stack. He moved all in. Was it a steam bet? Was he on tilt? Black showed Ad-8d vs. Aaron Kantor's pocket fours. The flop was A-8-J and the crowd erupted. The Irish fans started singing. The turn was a a rag and the river was another rag. Andy Black doubled up against Kantor. The Irsh railbirds are singing out of key. Black has about $7K now. 1:10am... Bouncin Round the Room: I forgot to tell you this... there's a 40% chance that I took a piss with the next world champion. During the break, both Steve Dannemann and Tex Barge were taking leaks next to me. On the last break I ran down stairs and wandered over to Mermaids for a "Coney" dog with cheese and chili. 1:13am... Here are the payouts for the remaining players: 1st $7,500,0001:17am... Andy Black picked up two hands in a row. He's applying some pressure with one of the short stacks. 1:23am... On a flop of K-10-7 with two flush cards, Tex Barge check raised, Aaron Kantor check re-raised Tex's check raise and Tom Hachem folded in LP. Tex thought for a second and reraised. Kantor sat and thought for a long time. He stared at his chips for a few minutes and moved all in. Tex stood up, put his hips on chips, thought for two minutes and called. Tex had K-7 for two pair and Kantor had K-5. Wow. There was about $21M in the pot... the largest pot in the history of the WSOP. The turn was a Queen and it gave Kantor more outs. The river was a Jack and Tex Barge doubled up. Tex is now the new chipleader. What the hell was Kantor thinking with K-5? 1:31am... Updated Chip Count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $4.31:41am... One hour left in this level. I'm starting to hit the wall. I was hoping that we had a break coming up and now I'll have to wait an hour. 1:44am... Andy Black picked up a pot and his Irish railbirds starting singing "Ole! Ole, ole! Ole, ole! Ole, ole, ole! Ole, ole!" Andy Black has $8.2M. 1:50am.. Tournament Director Johnny Grooms joked, "Binion's is sad to annoucne that there's no more Guinness at the bar." Ouch. Cheap Irish jokes. 1:55am... Head up battle preflop. Joe "Auussie" Hachem has 7-7 and Steve Danneman showed A-J. The flop was 6-9-10. The turn was a 9 and Steve picked up a few more outs. The river was a 3 and the Aussie chant flooded the room when Hachem doubled up. He's got about $5M. 2:02am... CLassic NL confrontation: A-K vs. 10-10. You have to win with AK and beat AK if you want to win a tournament. Andy Black pushed with 10-10 and Steve Dannemanncalled with A-K. The flop was all rags. The turn was a King and that killed Andy's chances. One of the Irish railbirds yelled, "Give him the fuckin' ten!" Andy looked so sad when he lost. He finished in 5th place and won $1,750,000. He looked like he was going to cry and Phil Hellmuth came over to give him some encouraging awards. The crowd gave him the loudest send off so far. "He deserved better than first. He played his heart out, " Irish poker writer Tom Murphy said. 2:12am... Updated Chip Count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $52:27am... Aaron Kanter doubled up against Tex Barch. Kanter moved all in with A-7 and it took Tex a long time to call. He eventually did and flipped over A-Q. The flop: 10-7-7. The ccrowd let out a collective, "Aaaaah!" That was Kantor's miracle flop and he held on to win despite and ace falling on the turn. He doubled up. Kantor has $9M and Tex slipped to $17K. 2:45am... Go read what Mike "Lucky Blind" Lacey wrote on Antes Up about his fellow countryman Andy Black: Andy Black. The people's poker champion, he suffered some harsh cards in the end and should be happy to walk home with $1.75M and to have made his mark as 'the' poker player of the 2005 WSOP $10,000 Championship event. The fans love him, the press love him. Harrahs don't give a flying fig. Unlike other casinos who sort out any tax issues for European players, Harrahs are with-holding 30 % of Andy's winnings. Surprisingly Andy does not feel like doing any interviews leaving cardplayer in the dust as he goes back to his hotel to recover. Nice one Harrahs.Touching tribute. 2:52am... Players are on a 15 minute break. 3:01am... I went for a quick walk on my break. I saw Norm Chad in the bathroom. 3:07am... Cards are back in the air. Level 33 has $40K blinds with $120K/$240K. I want to welcome all those European readers who are up are enjoying my coverage of the WSOP while they eat breakfast. Right now we're down to the Final 4 players. The Aussie Joe Hachem is still left. Along with the Beer Garden guy from Texas named Tex Barch and the internet player Aaron Kanter and the buy we call Steve "Bloody Mary" Dannemann. 3:15am... Layne Flack is in the house. The crowd has thinned out a little bit and press row isn't as crowded.... but there's still plenty of people leftover from both the media and the railbirds. It's just not as jam packed as it was eleven hours ago. 3:28am... Another classic match up Qd-7d vs. 99. Joe Hachem had Qd-7s and Aaron Kantor flipped over pocket nines. Hachem flopped a Queen and his railbirds' chatter grew louder, especially after the turn was a rag. On the river when a blank fell, the Aussie railbirds let out their addictive chant. Joe Hachem doubled up. 3:35am... Action has slowed down. We put the over/under at 8am. Yikes. 4_ hours from now? I'm praying for the under. 3:40am... On the first day I covered the WSOP, I was there until 4am. We're reaching that watershed time right now. Fitting... 3:45am... Updated Chip Count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $144:00am... No poker content here... my friend Jenna sent me this pretty damn funny Craigslist post called Gaping Axe Wound Seeks Mental Midget. 4:20am... Sorry for the lack of updates. I had some technical issues. I lost wi-fi access and the players took a 5 minute break that lasted 15 minutes. I suspect that they made a deal. 4:30am... Here's the updated chip count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $20.5 (chip leader)4:48am... Two players moved all in and woke everyone up. Aaron Kanter moved all in with A-9 and Tex Barch called with J-J. Tex's hand held up when he caught a set on the river. Aaron Kanter took 4th place and won $2M for his hard work. 5:05am... ESPN halted production while the did the "money presentation"... a procession of two thugs with shotguns led in the suits with boxes of cash. They dumped it on the table and put the bracelet on top. "Unless you have a shotgun, you need to be away from the money," Johnny Grooms said. It's $23M and that weighs about 800 lbs. 5:15am... Here's the updated chip count: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $23.2 (chip leader)5:22am... Tex raised and Dannemann moved all in for his entire $21M stack. Tex folded. Steve Dannemann has about $29M in chips. Tex slipped to $12 and Hachem has $16.7. 6:01am... Damn. I'm having serious connection issues at the worst time. It is three way right now. 6:10am... New Level. Blinds are $150K/$300K with a $50K ante. 6:13am... All three players are all in preflop. Tex Barch had ace high. Tex Barch was eliminated in third place. Steve Dannemann has 7-7 and Joe Hachem had pocket Jacks. He won $2.5M. 6:30am... Here are the heads up chip counts: Joseph Hachem has just about $40M and Steve Dannenmann has $16.3M. 6:35am... I bumped into a fan in the hallway. He said he was from Kansas City and regularly reads my blog. It was Greg Raymer's borther! 6:41am... We have a winner! Joe Hachem came from behind to win the 2005 WSOP main event after he knocked out Steve "Bloody Mary" Dannemann. Hachem flopped a straight with 3-7o. Danneman moved all in with A-3 when an ace spied on the turn. Steve dannemann won $4,500,000 for his stellar work. Joe Hachem won $7.5M. | Permalink | Final Table Chip Counts The Final Table of the 2005 WSOP will begin at 4pm Vegas time on Friday. Come back then for live blogging updates and kick ass pictures from Flip Chip. | Permalink | Thursday, July 14, 2005
Day 6 World Series of Poker Main Event Well I finally made it to Binions despite another rowdy night at the Redneck Riviera. There was a big bust last night and Las Vegas Metro police swarmed the area. They took down a drug ring a couple of buildings down. These ragged drug dealers guys are more sophisticated than you think. There are two lookouts, a point man, the muscle, and the contact. The first lookout stands out front in the driveway with the point man who runs up to your car asking you how much "rock" or "tweek" you are looking to score. The second lookout is perched up on the third floor balcony of the bulding across the way. And the contact is the guy who gives you the drugs. He's the guy who hands over the rock. The muscle answers the door and pounds the shit out of you if you make one false move. I heard that the lookouts ran away while the muscle got shot and the contact and pointman were taken away in handcuffs.Anyway, the laundry room was buzzing about the bust last night. One old lady was bragging that she was interviewed by the local TV station. All I could think was, "Who's getting hauled away next?" Moving on... You can read my recap of yesterday's action on Fox Sports. They gave me the headline: Lurking Shark. I put money on Phil Ivey at 300-1 before this event started that was several weeks ago. I'm obviously rooting for him. The big story is Greg Raymer. If he can make another final table, he'll prove to everyone that last year's win was not a fluke. He's impressed me so far. He made one final table already this year and he's looking for his second. Of course everyone's attention will be on Mike Matusow. Will he maintian his chip lead? Will we witness the "Mike Matusow Meltdown?" As it gets closer and closer to the final table, the bigger the implosion will be... if it happens. Can Tiffiany Williamsen continue her Cinderella story and become only the second female to make it to a final table? Will Andy Black make Ireland proud or can one of the other 27 players remaining survive today's meat grinder and make it to the final table in hopes of trying to snag $7.5M. Can Phil Ivey a regular in the "Big Game" win his first big one? Stay tuned to find out. ****** Live Blogging Update ****** 1:45pm... I'm sitting up in the "buffet area" which has been turned into one of two big staging areas. They turned the Chinese place into the Press Room. I'm in the buffet where there are two giant screens. If I can't get inside, I can see the featured table through closed circuit TV. I'm trying to get inside, but as of now... they won't let you in unless you are ESPN. I'll see if I can snag a seat. Binion's is a lot different that the Rio for sure. It looks like you stepped back in time 30 years ago.2:45pm... I'm in! I was supposed to wait with the masses but I spotted an ESPN guy and he got me in early. Connections baby! Althought I'm hidden in the corner, I'm still in "The Bullpen" where this event has been held forever. I can hear the ghost of Benny Binion laghing his ass offf right now. As I walked into The Bullpen, it gave me the same feeling that I get when I wander into Yankee Stadium. Chills. Goosebumps. I'm on sacred ground here and it's dark as hell. 2:55pm... Flipchip is here and will be taking the best damn photos from inside the Bullpen. Check out his 2005 WSOP photo gallery. As soon as he takes them, I'll post a few. 2:58pm... "You have no idea what it used to be like Pauly," Mike Paulle said, "The never used to give internet guys badges. Five years ago, they never would have let you in." So you folks at home are very lucky. I'll be doing my best to hook you up with the most updates. 3:10pm... We're behind schedule as always. Anyway, The Poker Prof from Lasvegasvegas.com picked up an aircard for me. It's a little faster than dial up, but it's not as fast as the access at the Rio. So please understand that updates are coming... they might be slow but you'll get them eventually. 3:22pm... Here are today's updated seating assignments: Seat 1: Mike Matusow 5.140M3:35pm... Nolan Dalla addressed the crowd and introduced tournament director Johnny Grooms. 3:40pm... Cards are in the air. Button starts at Seat 2. We are at Level 27 with 1 hour and 8 minutes remaining. Antes are $5K and blinds $20K/$40K. 3:48pm... Featured Table update: Greg Ryamer's A-8 called Ayhan Alsancak's K-7. Ayhan Alsancak doubled up when he caught two pair. 3:49pm... Mike Matusow and Shawn Sheikhan both got a 10 minue penalty. Shawn was discussing the hand with the audience while it was going on and Mike dropped the F-Bomb! I already lost my first porp bet. I put 5:3opm down as the time Mike would drop his first "Fuck" of the day. 3:57pm... Featured Table update: Tim Phan's Hiltons Sisters held up against Per Hildebrand's pocket Jacks. Hildebrand came in 27th place. He won $304,680. 4:00pm... I'm having serious connection issues. I keep getting dropped. 4:07pm... Mike Matusow raised with The Hammer (2-7 off). Shawn moved all in with the Hiltons (Q-Q) and his short stack. Mike called. Sahwn's Hiltons held up. 4:20pm... Having problems still. We're working on it. I have a team of experts (er, Poker Prof in his undisclosed location in a bunker in the desert) on it. 4:22pm... Shawn Sheikhan and his A-K was all in against Tom Sartori's pocket sevens. Shawnn flopped a King and he busted Sartori in 26th place. He won $304,680. 25 players left. 4:25pm... Bonucin Round the Room: Since I can't walk around too much, Jay Greenspan and I are yapping about NYC pizza and other food stuffs that we miss about New York. He likes eggplant parm heroes and I like chicken parm heroes. Damn, I miss good food from back home. We've both put on weight eating food we hate. Plus all the Red Stripes at dinner has given me a beer gut. OK here's the set up inside the Bullpen. In front as soon as you wal in, there are two tables. Off to the left is the TV table. Surrounding the table are the stands. On the far end is where I am sitting, in the dark. Card Player got the best spot and I'm in the corner with the rest of the journalists.... Jay, Otis, Mike Paulle, and the Heather and the rest of the Poker Wire crew. Norm Chad is in front of me doing bits. He struggled with one and did it three times. Mike Paulle yelled out, "Hey Norm, even Shana Hiatt does less takes!" One guy yapped, "No she doesn't" You gotta love poker journalist's senses of humor. 4:35pm... Featured Table update: Ahan's 6-6 doubled up against Andy Black's A-10. 4:40pm... Featured Table update: Raymer's pocket Kings were cracked by a river flush and Aaron Kantor doubled up. Raymer moved all in on the turn when two hearts out there. Kantor called with Qh-Jh and spiked his flush. His railbirds were very rowdy on that double up. Raymer was crippled. 4:42pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I skipped out for a piss break and a Snickers bar at the gift shop. The way it's set up, we can walk through a secret passage way through the kitchen to avoid the huge congestion in the hallway. Otis suggested it wa slike that scene from Spinal Tap. I thought it reminded me of that cool tracking shot and Cocabana scene out of Goodfellas. I bought my brother a pack of playing cards in the gift shop and rushed back to catch Raymer's hand. 4:50pm... Players are on a break. Raymer said he has $420K. He's not looking good. When action resumes, we'll be on Level 27. The antes are $5K and blinds are $25K and $50K. 5:00pm... Here are some of Flipchip's kick ass WSOP photos: ![]() Mike after his "time out" ![]() This is my view ![]() Phil's cool shirt ![]() Praying to the poker gods ![]() Fossilman ponders what he's going to eat for dinner. 5:05pm... Featured Table update: Raymer moved all in on the flop of: K-K-7 with A-9 against 5-5. The turn was another King and Raymer was still behind. The turn was a 2 and Raymer was busted in 25th place. The crowd gave him a huge standing ovation. I still say that was quite a run for Raymer this year. I'm impressed he outlasted over 8,000 players the last two years. During his ESPN interview he said, "I don't look at results. Poker is about decisions. And I am happy with the decisions I made this year." 5:35pm... Tiffany Williamsen's A2s doubled up John Howard's Big Slick. 5:39pm... Featured table update: Mayhem has broken out here. Tim Phan moved all in with 10-10. Andy Black called with Ah-Qh. The flop was A-10-9. And the luck of the Irish took over. Andy Black caught running Queens to bust Tim Phan. He finished in 24th place. 5:43pm... Mike Matusow just won a $1.5M pot with a seven high straight against Penn law student Brad Kondracki. 5:45pm... Jack Effel announced the chip leaders. He said Mike Matusow had over $7M. The crowd boooed. Also in the top 3 are Andy Black and Steve "Bloody Mary" Dannenmann. 5:58pm... Featured Table update: Aaron Kantor and Joe Connor were both all in preflop. Kantor had A-A and Connor showed J-J. The flop was King high with all diamonds. Connor had just one out left. The turn was a three and the river was a 2 of diamonds and Kantor's Klowns (my new nickname for his rowdy railbirds) are acting up and chest bumping. Joe Connor was busted in 23rd place. There are 22 players left. 5:59pm... Phil Ivey had $2.5M in chips. Kantor is up to $5M. 6:01pm... Tex Barge won a $2M pot off of Minh Ly. 6:11pm... Minh Ly moved all in with K-K. John McCrane called with A-Q. The flop was 10-6-5 with two hearts. The turn and river were blanks and Minh Ly doubled up. Mike Matusow yelled out, "Speak English Minh! Good job." 5:15pm... Here is today's payout strutcure: 10 - 12 $600,0006:17pm... Featured Table update: The biggest hand of the Main Event just happened... $5.5M pot. The flop was all clubs... Q-7-9. Andy Black flopped a set with the Hilton Sisters and Joe Hachem flopped the nut flush. The river and turn were blanks and the Aussies on the rail began their chant "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oy, oy, oy!" I like them better than Kantor's Klowns. Andy Black doubled up Hachem. 6:21pm... Conor Tate caught a runner runner straight flush to double up against Brad Kondracki. Tate hit his flush on the turn. All the money went in on the flop. 6:27pm... Minh Ly won a huge hand when he hit a set on the turn with his pocket fours against Tommy Vu. Now it looks like Tommy Vu is out in 22nd place. 6:35pm... Featured Table update: On a flop of J-2-7, Steven Dannemann took forver to call Andy Black's all in bet. Andy showed A-J and Steven flipped over 10-10. Andy Black doubled up after Steven's hand didn't improve. 6:42pm... Johnny Howard doubled up with pocket aces against Bryant King. 23 minutes left in this level. The players will be going on a dinner break then. 6:45pm... Bernard Lee moved all in with pocket Aces. Shawn Sheikhan called with the Hilton Sisters. The flop was J-J-9. The turn and river were blanks and Lee doubled up. He now had $1.6M. 6:47pm... This is my blog and I will write what I want. If you are new to this blog which thousands of you are... you need to read my FAQ section. 6:51pm... Mike Matusow went heads up with Shawn Sheikhan preflop. Shawn had K-K and Matusow showed A-J. The flop and turn was all rags. The river didn't help Matusow and Shawn doubled up. 6:52pm... Bryant King was just eliminated by Daniel Bergsdorf's pocket aces in 21st place. 7:01pm... Minh Ly's 99 ran into Daniel Bergdorf's A-A. Yes, he hit aces again. 7:02pm... Featured Table update: Phil Ivey was all in with J-J against Aaron Kantor's pocket Kings. The flop was K-4-8 with two diamonds. The turn was a diamond and Phil Ivey picked up a flush draw. He didn't catch a diamond and was elimianted in 20th place. Fuck. I had money on Phil. 7:05pm... The deck is hitting Daniel Bergsdorf in the face. He picked up K-K and wa sall in preflop again against Minh Ly's A-J. Daniel's K-K held up and Minh Ly was busted in 19th place. 7:08pm... Players are on a dinner break until 8:30pm. Don't hurt yourselves while I am away. 7:53pm... Here are chip counts according to Heather & Jen at Poker Wire: Aaron Kanter $6.725M8:13pm... Go read my buddy Sapceman's article over at Poker Player Newspaper called Poker and Nascar. 8:15pm... Usually I drink with Otis on my dinner breaks, but I took off by myself and ran down the escalator by the sports book. It felt good to walk around outside instead of being held captive inside the Rio. I wandered over to Golden Gate because I like their Bay City Diner. It was packed so I resorted to walking over the The Plaza and ate Subway while talking to my brother. He told me that the Yankees beat the Red Sox. He gave up on reading through my comments due to the sheer volume. It seems all of my fellow poker bloggers have also stopped reading them too mostly out of the lack of content. I don't blame them. Anyway, I wandered back to Binion's and chatted with Tom from Antes Up Both of his guys Andy Black and Conor tate are still alive. Everyone in Ireland is on the edge of their seat following their prgoress. 8:20pm... When action resumes, we will be on Level 28. Antes will be $10K and blinds will be $30K/$60K. We're down to 18 players and two tables. I'll find out who got moved. 8:40pm... Here's who busted out today: 27 Pre Hildebrand $304,6808:45pm... Brad Kondacki doubled up against Bernard Lee. 8:48pm... John McCrane moved all in with A-9. Joe Hachem called with A-10. Hachem caught a straight on the river so John McCrane was eliminated in 18th place. He won $350K. 8:55pm... New table assignments: Featured TV Table 9:09pm... Featured Table update: Michael Kessler moved all in with A-K versus Scott Lazur's Q-Q. The flop: 10d-4d-Js. The turn was 10s and the river was a 10 and Scott Lazur's Hilton Sisters held up. Michael Kessler finished in 17th place. He won $350K. He got a nice applause from the audience.9:18pm... Tiffany Williamsen and Brad Kondraki were all in preflop. Tiffany had A-3 and Brad flipped over Big Slick. The flop was K-9-2 and Brad caught top pair with top kicker. Tiffany's hand did not improve and she doubled up Kondraki. 9:26pm... Tiffany Williamsen moved all in with A-10. Joe Hachem called with 6-4o and Tffany's hand held up. She doubled up. 9:32pm... Johnny Howard moved all in with the Hilton Sisters and Aaron Kantor called with A-10. The flop was: K-J-7. The turn was a Ten and the river was a Queen. Yes, Kantor caught a runner-runner straight to bust Johnny Howard. He finishes in 16th place and won $350K. 9:43pm... Tiffany Williamsen moved all in with pocket fives and Tex Barch called with J-8. Tex caught a Jack on the turn and took the lead. The river was no help for Tiffany Williamsen and she finished in 15th place. She's finished better than any other women. She has the highest cash ever at the WSOP main event for a women. She won $440K. Andy Bloch mentioned that she had the highest percentage finish out of any other female in history... which he felt was more impressive. Say what you want about her play... she outlasted 5003 players. 10:00pm... Action slowed down and it's been very quiet the last 15 minutes. I've finally caught up on reading my mail in one of my email accounts! 10:06pm... Some chip counts: Andy Black has $6.3M. Mike Matusow has $3.5M. Dniel Bergdof has $5.5. Steve Dannemann has $4.1. Joe Hachem has $6.3. Tex Barch has $6.5. And Aaron Kantor is the chipleader with $7.7M. 10:21pm... Sweden's Oskar Silow, an online qualifier, moved all in with A-10 and Aaron Kanter called with pocket Queens. Kanter flopped a set and it was all over. Oskar goes home with $400K after his 14th place finish. Too bad he's gone. He's part of the reason all those hot Swedish girls were around. 10:23pm... Featured Table update: Andy Black won a big pot after he raised to $250K preflop and got 3 callers. He moved all in on the flop and everyone folded. 10:29pm... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow is starting to steam. He said, "I haven't seen a hand over 8-4 off suit in two hours." He mucked his cards hard and they almost flew off the table. 10:38pm... Bernard Lee moved all in on a flop if K-6-3 with K-7. Aaron Kanter called with Q-6. Aaron Kanter caught a 6 on the river and his trips were good enough to knock our Bernard Lee. He finished in 13th place and collected $400K. 10:40pm... Featured Table update: Andy Black is being moved off the feature table and to the other table. Matusow picked up two pots. Players are on a break. 11:05pm... Break time is over. Cards are in the air. Level 29 is beginning. $10K antes and $40K/$80K blinds. 11:06pm... Here are some quick chip counts: Table 1:11:18pm... Featured Table update: Shawn and Mike Matusow are jawing at each other. Mike told him, "How about I spot you a million and I'll beat you out of the rest?" That got the crowd all fired up. Shawn is the guy who disrespected the dealer last night and made her cry. 11:22pm... Battle of the Irishmen: Andy Black has K-K and Conor Tate flipped over Big Slick. Andy's pocket Kings held up and Conor Tate was eliminated in 12th place. He won $600K. Andy Black might have almost $9M... don't know exactly, but he has at least $8M.11:23pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I left the room during the break. Benny's Bullpen is located upstairs and I took the escalator to the first level near the poker room, which was packed. Outside on Fremont Street, it was crowded with tourists who were listening to a band. I contemplated getting a deep fried Twinkie across the sctreet but settled for a quick beer downstairs in the sports book. 11:27pm... Featured Table update: Shawn Sheikham and Mike Matusow finally went heads up after jawing at one another for the last thirty minutes. Matusow had K-Q or the Kournikova. Shawn showed A-J and flopped A-10-4. Matusow had outs when a Queen fell on the turn, but a King on the river gave Shawn the Broadway straight and he doubled up. 11:37pm... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow won a small pot and the crowd cheered. Matusow threw up his arms in the air and welcomed the clapping. Mike Paulle mumbled, "They're not cheering for you Mike. They just feel sorry for you." Ouch. Even from press row, Matusow is getting railed on. 11:45pm... Andy Black is our new chipleader with $11M. He's running over his table. Matusow had $4.7M. 11:51pm... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow won a $1.5M pot with pocket kings. 12:06am... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow knocked out his nemesis... Shawn Sheikham when he caught a nut flush. Shawn took 11th place and won $600K. We're comsilidating to one table. 10 players remain. 12:09am... Erik Seidel and Andy Bloch (who had been here most of tonight) are now hanging out in press row. 12:20am... The cards are back in the air! After 5619 players, we are down to 10. There is one hour left at this level. Here is the final table: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $7.1MThere are players represented from Australia, America, Sweden, and Ireland. 12:35am... We've began an intense discussion in media row on two sponsors here at the WSOP: Milwaukee Best Light and Levitra. "What are they trying to tell us?" Andy Bloch asked? My answer, "Get drunk and get laid." 12:40am... Play has tightened up. 1:05am... We're rapping with the ESPN crew, specifically the second unit. They are sitting down, kinda bored too. They are reduced to waiting to tape the expressions on the faces of wifes and families just in case one of their loved ones go all in. 1:09am... I decided to begin my write up about today's action... multi-tasking... as I wait for an interstinghand to happen. The Main Event Final Table bubble is slow, tedious, and not-as-much-fun-as-you-think... especially when you have to take a piss and are holding it in! 1:12am... In a pot with $1.5M, Andy Black bet $1M on the flop with K-Q-9 and two hearts. Everyone folded and he showed just 10-8 for 10 high. Gotta love that move. 1:16am... The short stack is Brad Kondraki with $880K. Andy Black is our chip leader with $13.9M. 1:27am... Players are on a 15 minute break. Ayhan Alsancak is the short stack with $1.1M. Matusow has $6.7M. 1:45am... We are on Level 10. The blinds are $50K/$100K and antes are $10K. 1:49am... Andy Black won a big pot when he rivered a straight against Tex Barge. 1:52am... Flipchip posted a great entry about Greg Raymer called Goodbye Raymer & Thanks 1:53am... The Aussies just chanted after Hachem won a pot. 2:02am... On a flop of 10-4-4, Joe Hachem and Daniel Bergsdorf both moved all in. Bergsdorf had pokcet aces and Hachem showed pocket nines. Bergdorf's aces held up and he doubled up against Hachem. 2:13am... Everyone is tired. From the ESPN crew, to the annoucners, to the media reps, and the crowd... fatigue has set in. I'm expecting to be here another hour. 2:20am... Here are some chipcounts: Seat 1: Joe Hachem $4.5M2:25am... The $10M pot!! Mike Matusow raised in EP. Andy Black called, Tex Barge raised, Matusow mucked, and Andy Black moved all in over the top of Tex Barge. For a few minutes Tex satthere pondering the call. He eventually decided that he had the best hand with pocket Jacks and moved all in. Andy Black reluctantly showed K-J. The crowd rose to it's feet with anticipation. ESPN's camera crew scrambled into action. The flop was: A-3-4. The turn was a Queen, which gave Andy Black few more outs. The river was a 3 and Andy Black doubled up Tex Barch. Yeah, Tex won one of the biggest hands of the tournament and moved into the chiplead. 2:38am... Ayhan Alanchak moved all in preflop with the Hilton Sisters and Scott Lazur called with Ah-Jh. Scott flopped a money card when an ace fell. Everyone was ready to go home. I began to type "Ayhan Alanchak finished in 10th place" when Ayhan Alanchak caught a two outer after a Queen fell. Live poker is rigged. Insanity. Bedlam. The crowd went beserk. I want to go home, but we're staying here for a little while longer. 2:54am... Mike Matusow is on tilt. "I'm so bored!" he yelled, "I'm gonna raise every hand. If no one is going tobust anyone, then I'm gonna do it. No more Rocky. Always leave the hard work to me." 2:59am... At least 45 minutes left in this level. Ayhan Alsancak started the day as the short stack and he survived all the way to the last 10 players. Impressive. I wrote the first draft of today's recap (minus a few sentences) and transferred some cash from my Poker Stars account to my brother's account. 3:04am... Ayhan Alsancak moved all in on a flop of 7h-3h-3c withh Q-Q. Aaron Kantor moved all in with Ah-10h with the nut flush draw. Aaron Kantor caught the flush on the river. Ayhan Alsancak came in 10th and won $600K. We are now down to nine players. See everyone on Friday at 4pm! | Permalink | WPBT Tournament for Charlie Tuttle Editor's Note: I know that I blogged this the last two days, but I'm gonna blog it every day until we get at least 500 people to play in the charity tournament on PokerStars!! Charlie Tuttle is a dear friend to the blogging community and the best friend of Jason Spaceman. After a long battle with cancer, he passed away a couple of weeks ago. In honor of Charlie's memory, several bloggers set up a memorial tournament with all proceeds going towards a fund selected by Charlie's family. I'd like to formally ask any new readers of my poker blog to sign up for the tournament. If you are an old time reader or blogger, you should spread the word about this event in newsgroups, poker forums, at your home game, and contact everyone in your address book. We have an opportunity to step up and do a great thing. If you don't know the story... feel free to read: A Guy named Charlie. Here is the tournamnet information (thanks to BG): WPBT "Charlie" TournamentI already signed up to play. For $20 you can do an amazing deed. I will come up with a cool bounty if you knock me out and I will try to find something to give away to the winner. And yes, I'll be running a Hilton Sisters Challenege (QQ cracking AA) during the tournament. And if you don't have a PokerStars account... sign up today! | Permalink | Chip Counts & Odds Tonight was the last day of action at the Rio. Play resumes at 3pm on Thursday at Binion's Horseshoe and will continue until there is 9 players left. The average stack is $2.081M. Here is the official chip count: Top 10:I'm rooting for a Phil Ivey, Minh Ly, Mike Matusow, Andy Black, and Fossilman final table! By the way, Mark from Centrebet.com emailed me his latest lines. Check them out. See everyone between 2pm and 3pm my time. Cards will be in the air at 3pm. | Permalink | Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Day 5 World Series of Poker Main Event This is it. Three more days to go. Today is my last day here at the Rio Casino. And you know what? I can wait to get the hell out of here and get to Binion's Horseshoe. After being in the same place for six weeks straight, I've gone mental a few times and been on the verge of quitting and getting fired a half of a dozen times. The Las Vegas demons nearly got to me, but thankfully I've survived from a little help from my friends.In the end, this is definitely one of the most amazing experiences of my life... and I've done some living too. Without a doubt, I have to thank the Poker Prof over at Lasvegasvegas.com for hiring me to cover the most prestigious tournament in the history of poker, as well as making me a partner in his organization. This is just the beginning of some special here. And I'll be happy to take you along on this wild ride. The action will play down to 27 players. I can be here for 3 hours or 13 hours. I'm sure you'll be refreshing your browser to find out. Thanks to everyone for the positive comments and emails. Wow. I'm blown away at the sheer volume of responses. I can recall when only a handful of people read my poker blog. I can count them on one hand: my brother, Senor, Iggy, Mr. Decker and Jerry. Now, I'm approaching 250K hits a day and I have a wager with someone that it will go over that today. Some Quick Pimpage Sign up for the Charlie Tuttle Tournament on Poker Stars ASAP!Moving on... I'm rooting for John Juanda today. I'd love to see Fossilman, Mike Matusow and Phil Ivey make a final table too... but I'm pulling for Juanda. Like Spaceman wrote on his blog... John Juanda was one of the first players to rally behind Charlie Tuttle. He called him up when Felicia asked him and he never asked for anything in return. That gets him my support today. We'll also see if Tifanny Williamson can becme the second female ever to make a final table. Barbara Enright was the only one and Annie Duke took 10th once. She's been one of the Cinderella stories this year and let's see how that pans out. Will Mike Matusow implode today? Will he lose his mud and go on tilt? How much shit will he talk today? I'll be following that closely. Can Fossilman come from behind to win? Will Phil Ivey win his seventh bracelet? All before his 30th birthday? How about Irishman Andy Black? Or will someone we never heard of before prevail? ****** Live Blogging Update ****** 12:13pm... Cards in the air! We have one hour left in Level 21. Antes are $2K. Blinds are $8K/$16K.12:14pm... Featured Table update: Of course, there's a big name here... Seat 1: Karlo Lopez $607K12:25pm... Action is slow and tentative. 12:29pm... Phil Hellmuth arrived and entered the playing area. Mike Matusow stood up and yelled out, "Ladies and Gentlemen! My good friend and World Series of Poker CHampion... Mr. Phil Hellmuth!" I'd like to lock those two in a room and let them play heads up for three days straight. I wonder who would draw blood first? Who would cry first? 12:30pm... Going on a walk. Trying to snag some material for Bouncin Round the Room... stay tuned. 12:35pm... WSOP Stats: Men the Master now is tied with Phil Hellmuth for most WSOP cashes with 50. Berry Johnston is second with 49. 12:43pm... Recent Bustouts: Yakov was domianted pre flop and Lindholt lost a coin flip. This is officially confirmed, since I witnessed both of them. The following players won $145,875:12:55pm... Bouncin Round the Room: The Swedish girls are back sitting in front of us at press row! One of them is sweating her boyfriend. I went over to the gift shop to buy ginger ale and/or a candybar. I ended up getting a $2.50 bottle of iced tea. Damn criminals. I've been raped in food and beverage prices for the last six weeks. The girl behind the counter there is a cutie. She looks like a better looking version of Tara Reid. Of course she's sober, younger, has real boobs, is a real blonde, and actually has some spunkiness. I have this penchant for California stoner girls. I spotted Men the Master hanging out. The railbirds were shouting out, "All you can eat!" Yeah the railbirds are five and six deep and the stands at the feature table are packed. I'm running into media types that I have never seen before. I won't name names but one of them in particular is a total idiot and jerkoff. During one of our 2am production meetings with ESPN, he talked the entire time and acted like he knew what he was saying and doing... like he was running the show. But we were all looking at each other and thinking, "Who is this fucking guy?" He had us cracking up when he said, "Since I got here two days ago, this is what we have been doing..." in response to the floor crackdown. Jen from Poker Wire quickly shouted out, "Two days? Weve been here for six weeks!" As she pointed to BJ and myself. Yeah he's one of the reasons why we lost floor access. Inbred dipshit. You can kick him in the junk if you want for me. 1:05pm... Recent Bustout: Minh Ly is sitting right next to media row. He knocked out one guy. My notes are sloppy. I can't read the hand. 55 players left. 56 Larry Prugh1:14pm... Players are on a 15 minute break. 1:15pm... Featured Table udpate: Greg Raymer has $1M. He;s talking to Otis right behind me now. He played only one hand the last hour... the Hilton Sisters. Mike Paulle told Raymer than he's been getting hate mail because he wrote that "Raymer is a luckbox!" Raymer replied, "Did you put a smiley face behind it? That's the only way they can tell you are joking." I must say that I met Raymer for the first time at Foxwoods last November and he's been extremely respectful towards the media. Felicia introduced us. Raymer is really a nice guy. Sounds like a boring label, but it's true. I've never seen him turn down an autograph or a picture requests. On breaks, he's spending the time with the public instead of relaxing and taking his time for himself. He's a true champion. 1:33pm... Featured Table update: Pat Hayden is now in Seat 6. I shook his hand and wished him luck. We chatted briefly. 1:34pm... We are at Level 23. Antes are $3K. Blinds are $10K/$20K. Cards are back in the air. 1:41pm... Mark Forrester from the UK is out. I asked TK from Blonde Poker about him. "I know nothing about him. He was very polite when he was knocked out, so I knew he was British." 1:45pm... Featured Table update: The guy with the funniest name in the tournament is out. James Butt was eliminated when his Hiltons ran into pocket aces. 1:55pm... Recent Bustouts: He won $145,875:2:03pm... A few bustouts the last few minutes. Too busy running around to post specific hands. I know that Matusow busted Derek Dix on a river bad beat when he spiked a King. 2:04pm... Andy Black won a huge hand with A-K. He tripled up. There was a lot of yelling and Otis yelled, "Sounds like the Irish are coming back!" 2:05pm... Wil sent me a hilarious email: Hey Doc,Wil rules and he's been keeping me sane during the WSOP with amazing advice on writing, blogging, and staying sane in the middle of a huge project while being away from home. 2:11pm... Featured Table update: Michael Kessler and his A-10 cracked Stillman's 2-2 when he flopped an ace. Joe Stillman from Staten Island is out in 50th place. 2:15pm... Recent bustouts: They get $173,880:2:19pm... Featured table update: Patrick Hayden has $110K. Raymer has $1.1M. 2:20pm... Bouncin Round the Room: How about some random thought bouncin round my head? Mike Paulle has been calling me "The MAO of Pauly." It's hotter than fuck in here today. I'm already sweating my ass off. Despite the hotness in here, one of the Swedish girls is nipping out. 2:27pm.. Featured Table Update: Greg Raymer and his A-K busted NYC firefighter Pat Hayden's Js-7s. Raymer rivered an ace after Hayden flopped a seven. A spectacular run for Hayden even though he was busted in 48th place. Raymer has 1.25M. When Jack Effel annoucned Hayden's name and mentioned he was a NYC firefighter, the crowd gave him a standing ovation. 2:32pm... Ted Lawson's wife made us cookies for press row! Thanks so much. They are super yummy. I'm waiting for someone to buy us a bottle of vodka. I know that Tanya sent me a few bucks yesterday for beer money. Thanks Sweetie. She rules! 2:44pm... Kevin Kaikko is out. Here's the updated bust out list for today: The following players won $145,875:2:48pm... Mike Matusow is over $4M in chips. I saw one of the craziest hands so far this year. With 6-2o, Matusow re-raised Bonyadi preflop. He caught bottom pair and kept betting out all the way to the river. In the process he crippled Bonyadi, who folded on the river. Matusow happily showed 6-2o to a chorus of "Ooohs" and "Aaaahs!" Mike is on a run. 2:50pm... "Why I do not publish mass chip counts" by Dr. Pauly. 1. If I do one chip count for a specific person, you'll pester me the rest of the day and I don't have time to do that. I'm blogging for free, but I'm getting paid by Lasvegasvegas.com, Poker Player Newspaper, and Fox Sports to write for them. I'm multi-tasking writing freelance bits for the Big Boys and other sites while trying to pick up Swedish chicks. Priorities man! And chip counts are at the bottom of my list.3:04pm... Lee Watkinson is out in 45th. David Richardson was busted in 46th place. 3:06pm... Featured Table update: With over $2.1M Tiffany Willaimson joined the feature TV table. 3:08pm... We are playing down to 27 players tonight. Here are payouts for the rest of the tourney: 1st $7.5M3:21pm... 13 minutes left in this level. 3:29pm... Kenna James is out in 44th. 3:30pm... CJ posted the latest version of The Pauly & Otis Show. Take a peek. Thanks CJ! 3:35pm... Players are on a break. 43 left. Fossilman told me he think he has $1.46M in chips. 3:55pm... Cards are back in the air. Phil Ivey told me he has $3.3M in chips. He's 2nd. Mike Matusow said he has $4.2M. He's the leader. We're at Level 24. Blinds are $12K/$24. Blinds are $4K. 4:00pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I wandered out to the bathroom. I saw the Penguins hanging out with Andy Black. There were 12-14 guys dressed up like nuns. I wish I took my camera with me. Freaky. I would have lost my mud if I was on acid at the time and caught that sight. Anyway... Last 5 Pros I Took a Piss Next to...Today it was "Red Jumpsuit Day" for Dustin Woolf. I like Dustin "Neverwin" Woolf, but brother, for the love of God, lose the jumpsuits. You look like an extra from a rap video circa 1992. Are you down with OPP? All he's missing is the MC Hammer like posse and gold teeth. 4:10pm... Adam Friedman is out in 43rd place. Here are the updated bustouts: These players won: $235,3904:20pm... Flipchip is on his way. Pictures to be posted soon. 4:32pm... Featured Table update: I watched one of the longest hands of the tournament involving Sean Sheikhan and Tiffany Williamson. Sean raised preflop, Tiffany re-rasied in the LB and Sean moved all in. Tiffany took almost ten minutes to think about the call. Again, this was all preflop. She stood up and walked around and stared Sean down. FInally a clock was called on her and her hand was declared dead. I also discovered that Sean was the guy who won $25K off of Sammy Farha the other day making coinflips! 4:33pm... Running into Aces! Raymi Sanchez is out when his K-K ran into Andy Black's pocket Aces. So is Farzad Bonyadi after his Big Slick ran into A-A. Ouch. 40 players left. 4:42pm... Featured Table update: Greg Raymer doubled up a short stack when his K-10 lost to J-J. Greg has $1.1M left. Tiffany has about $1.5M Sean Sheikhan has over $3M. 4:50pm... Tony Abesamis is out in 40th. 39 players left. We're 1 hour and 5 mins until the next break. 5:00pm... Recent Bustouts: They following players won $235,390:5:05pm... Featured table update: Tim Phan is at the featured table now. BJ eyed out the chip counts. Raymer has about $1.2M. Tiffany has $1.3M. Tim Phan has $2.2M. Sean Sheikhan has $2.3M. 5:06pm... Johnny Chan sighting in press row! 5:15pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I spotted Amy Calistri doing a live radio show up front. I bumped into the Bluff girls (see above photo) out front handing out free copies of their magazine. There's a vast difefrence in between the girls that Bluff and Card Player hire. The chicks at the Card Player booth actually know a few things about poker. The Bluff girls just smile and giggle. I spotted Cyndy Violette playing cash games. At a different table, Dan from Pokerati was playing $1-2 NL. I wish I could be playing right now, but I'm here covering the action ring side. 5:20pm... According to Otis' excellent math skills, $1.47M is the average stack size. There are 38 players left. 5:30pm... Terry Burt is out in 38th place. There are 37 players remaining. We are 21 minutes to the break. 5:35pm... I've been sweating Phil Ivey's table. John Juanda has about $550K and Phil Ivey had $3.6M but took a small hit when he lost to 10-10. Adny Black has $1.7M 5:44pm... Featured Table update: Greg Raymer has about $1.3M and Tiffany told us she has $2.1M. 5:55pm... I made a mistake. There is a 30 minute break now... not dinner like I blogged before. During the break the $1K chips will be raced off and colored up. 6:25pm... Mike Lucky Blind Lacey gave me an update on the Irish players. Connor Tate has $2M. He hit quad threes with A-3. Andy Black has $1.9M. 6:30pm... Players have returned from their break. We are at Level 25. The antes are $5K. Blinds are $15/$30K. Mike Matusow told me he had over $4M. Greg raymer menioned to me that he had $1.3. John Juanda was sitting near by and sipping soup. He has $420K. Phil Ivey has $3.3M according to a member of his entourage. 6:37pm... Mike Matusow's stack took a huge hit. He's down to $2M now. 6:40pm... Featured Table update: Raymer doubled up against Tiffany Williamson... K-K vs. A-J. UTG bet, she raised and Raymer moved all in preflop. UTG folded and she took 7 minutes to make a decision and eventually called. She missed the flop, turn, and river and Raymer went from $1.3M to almost $2.8M. Sean said he mucked A-Q. Interesting call. Too bad she made a bad decision that could cost her the tournament. As they shipped Raymer the pot, the crowd went wild. 6:49pm... Featured Table update: Tiffany moved in with A-7 against Sean's Hilton Sisters. She flopped an ace and doubled up. She's got $1.2M now. The action at the feature table has now picked up. 6:41pm... Andy Black and his A-A busted Roland Israelashvici in 37th place. The Irish fans went crazy and began cheering boisterously! Here is an update of bustouts: The following players won $145,875:7:00pm... Man, we're down to 34 players after Phil Ivey's K-Q busted Steve Marx's A-10. Marx flopped a ten, but Ivey caught a Queen on the turn. 7:05pm... More excitement at the Featured Table. Tim Phan was doubled through when his A-K lost a coin flip to Tom Sartori's 9-9. Raymer is the table chipleader with $2.6 7:08pm... Mad broke this story for me. There was a lot of confusion. I got the exact story. She said that Andy Black was crying. One of the players made a mistake and thought players were on a dinner break. He was short stacked. Andy lobbied the other players to wait until the player got back before they resumed play. The other players refused. He attempted to stall and one of the players called a clock on him. And that got Andy all upset. John Juanda's stack is slim. 7:17pm... Bing Wang is out in 34th. Joe Hachem and his A-A knocked out Karlo Lopez's Hilton Sisters in 33rd. 7:30pm... Jen from Poker Wire is busting her little butt to provide the entire media chip counts. Amazing work she's doing. Unfortunately, by the time she collects the data and it goes on the web, it's outdated. But she's doing her best. Anyway with 32 players left, the average stack is $1.75M. 7:40pm... Dustin "Neverwin" Woolf was busted when his Big Slick suited lost to pocket tens. Woolf flopped two pair but Aaron Kantor spiked a ten on the turn. His railbirds went a little crazy. Neverwin couldn't do it today. Maybe he'll trade in those ugly jumpsuits. 7:45pm... John Juanda is out in 31st. 7:47pm... I was on the rail when Phil Ivey doubled up Oskar Silow and his short stack. He had A-K and Oskar had pocket Jacks. Oskar flopped a set and started screaming. The ever laconic Phil Ivey rolled his eyes like, "Act like a professional." 7:50pm... If we lose a player before the dinner break, we will not take a break, just a short break and we will play through. 7:58pm... Greg Raymer busted Radu Butan (London, Ontario) on his 28th birthday of all days. He took 30th place after Raymer rivered him. No dinner break now, I am assuming. 8:05pm... There's been a pissing match between Harrah's staff and ESPN. They have been arguing about a lot of things which are not specifically important to you as readers. 8:13pm... Russ "The Muscle" Salazar was busted in 29th place. We have 28 players remaining. 8:16pm... Featured Table update: Michael Kessler's A-K cracked Tim Phan's Hilton Sisters when he spiked an ace on the turn. 8:22pm... Featured Table update: The dealer made a mistake and Shawn had been verbally abusing her for a while. He made some nasty remarks and she called the floor manager over because she was sick of it. She removed for another dealer. She walked off in tears. I won't mention her name but I know her and she's a great dealer. She made a simple mistake. One of the ESPN producers explained the incident to TD Johnny Grooms and said that he'd give Sean a penalty for verbally abusing the dealer like that. Shawn got off with a warning and he went over to apologize. 8:28pm... This level is over. Players will take a 15 minute break. When they get back, it will be Level 26. The antes are $5K and the blinds are $20K/$40K. 8:40pm... Greg Raymer said he has $3.1M in chips. 8:45pm... Otis set the O/U for the next bustout at 35 minutes. I took the under. 9:22pm is the cut off time. Sherry wanted me to link her up! There you go. Mean Gene sent me an email at the break. I haven't blogged any pictures of Isabelle Mercier for him in a while. 8:55pm... I'm on tilt. I usually recharge myself at dinner break with a few cocktails at the bar. Not for me today, so now I'm dragging ass. 26 more minutes or I lose a prop bet with Otis! 9:13pm... Play has slowed down. There is nothing to report. How can I spice up the most boring 30 minutes of the day? 9:23pm... I lost the prop bet with Otis. D'oh! 9:40pm... While I was on the phone with Wil Wheaton talking about burritos, Burt Rice busted out in 28th place! We're done. Thank goodness. I have to do laundry and I'm out of underwear. We have a "meeting" tonight with Nolan Dalla. More to come. 9:45pm... Raymer now has $3.8M in chips. | Permalink | End of Day 4 Chip Counts Here you go, courtesy of the hard work from the folks at Poker Wire. Top 10:Action resumes at Noon. See you then. | Permalink | Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Day 4 World Series of Poker Main Event Last night I told the cabbie to take me to home. He flat out said, "I used to live there. You gettin' along with the hookers and drug dealers?"I swear, the Redneck Riviera has a well-known reputation around town for being the place to get a $20 crack whore and a $20 baggie of rock. If it weren't for the strippers, I would have moved out a long time ago. But then I'd have no material. Who wants to live in the Rio anyway? Jay Greenspan has been here since Day 1 and he hasn't seen sunlight in weeks. A couple of hippie kids (or spun out wookies as my buddy the Joker would say) moved in to the adjacent complex. There are at least five of them in a mini-school bus. I assume they are heading out East to catch the Trey Anastasio Band tour. There are two white guys with dreadlocks longer than Bob Marley ever had. There are three girls and two of them have hairier armpits than me. I hit on the clean shaven one. Of course, they have a puppy. What is a neo-hippie clique without a puppy? The girls have weird names like Astral, Rainbow, and Jupiter. They walk around in a half-daze. I wonder what the fuck they are doing in Las Vegas? Moving on... The only time I spend outside is when I'm standing around sweating my balls off waiting for a cab. I walk for one minute from the drop off to the front of the convention center. Then it's a three minute walk down a dimly lit large corridor with doors to other convention rooms all over the place. Right now there are more pre-teens in town for a dance competition. It's nerve racking to see so many underage girls dressed up like strippers and the Hilton Sisters. I shuffle by numb to all of them. I rush by all the tourists who are trying to buy t-shirts or get pictures of their favorite overrated poker pros. I glance at the hotties that the various poker companies hired. Imperial and Let's Poker hired college girls and they have that fresh girl-nextdoor look that I like. They wear tank tops and short jean shirts or skirts. Bluff hired models and actress wannabes who wear tight shirts and spread out all over the poker room and hallways. They are near perfect, but dumb as shit. Absolute hired strippers and porn stars. They have fake boobs the size of beach balls and I swear I must have seen half of them dance at Cheetah. When I walk past the, I have this strange feeling I've seen them in a dozen or so adult films. I like the hot Swedish girls that sell the poker chips. If I only spoke Swedish... I'll be covering Day 2 of the $1500 event. Double As is still in. That coverage will be in blue. He's the damn chip leader for fuck's sake! And he took a few bad beats too last night. ****** Live Blogging Update ****** 12:17pm... Cards are in the air. We have one hour left in Level 17. Antes are $500. Blinds are $2500/$5000. 185 to start. 12:21pm... Greg Raymer already busted someone on the first hand!! One guy limped. Raymer raised. Limper reraised and Raymer called. The flop was all clubs and all rags. The guy moved all in with K-K. Raymer had the Ace of clubs and called. He caught a flush on the turn and knocked out Daniel Shak. 184 left.12:27pm... Pocket eights vs. pocket eights. Lee Watkinson hit a four flush. Ouch. 183 left. 12:28pm... Featured Table update: Andy Black, Joe Beevers, Mike Matusow, David Plastik, and Dustin "Ugly Jumpsuit" Woolf are here. 12:34pm... 180 left. 12:39pm... Fuckin' blogger ate my post. Arrrgggg! 177 left. 12:45pm... ESPN and the Rio set up a much better system today. The media have an inner perimeter set up so I can walk around. I still can't go inside for more than 5 minutes at a time without a special badge. But I'm much closer than yesterday. In fact, that picture of Raymer was taken from my seat in press row. I can see Fossilman and his white socks with Tevas. 12:50pm... Otis read my comment about readers posting WSOP hands in my comments section. He laughed and said, "Let them blog it. We can go to the bar and drink instead." What a great idea! It bothers me because that information is not 100% verified. I like to double check big hands with ESPN and tournament directors (and BJ at Card Player) before I post it. Even Card Player and Poker Wire make mistakes, and I know I definitely do. In order to cut down on that, I have to wait before I hit publish. Believe me, I get and see this information minutes before you ever do. 12:55pm... Dutch "Tool" Boyd is out. His K-10 ran into Pocket Aces. Sorry Dutch. I'm really going to miss you. 1:05pm... 170 players left. 1:15pm... I walked the perimeter. I watched a crazy hand with Phil Ivey and John Juanda where Juanda took down a $200K pot. Last night, Juanda and Paul Darden were battling each other. 1:17pm... Jay "Big Shot" Greenspan is telling me a story about hitting Quads last night at the Palms. He took home $900. 1:24pm... Players are on a break. Level 18 begins in a few minutes. Antes are $1000 and blinds are $3K/$6K. They are racing off the pink $500 chips. 167 left. Poker Wire is having a tough time getting access to the floor to get chip counts. 1:35pm... Recent Bustouts: The following players won $39,075:1:45pm... Featured Table update: BJ scored some chip counts. Mike Matusow has $450K. Dustin "Used to be Neverwin... now called Bad Jump Suit" Woolf has about $350K. Joe Beevers got $125K. My new favorite player Andy Black has $250K. 1:53pm... 162 players left. 1:55pm... Bouncin Round the Room: The railbirds are three and four deep along the outer perimeter. The stands here at the featured table are jam packed. They added a third. There only used to be two, now they have three. There are some in house fighting with chip counts. Several sites are trying to share information but it's not working. A few railbirds complained that I was standing in front of them. I like to check out a table for a few seconds and move on. But when they complain, I stay there longer. The heaviest populated spot is Phil Ivey's table. 2:01pm... Recent Bustout: I was out on the rail when I saw Paul Darden was busted by George Huber. I caught the end of it. Darden flopped a pair, but Huber rivered him. 2:10pm... Sorry about those bad links. They have been fixed. 154 players left. Raymer has $1.4 M. Phil Ivey has a bit under $500K. 2:14pm... "Aw, Fuck!!!" was shouted out somewhere. The crowd replied, "Oohhhh!" If that guy didn't get busted, he found himself a 10 minute penalty. I shall investigate... I found out it was Cliff Cantor and he's out. 2:20pm... Featured Table update: I chatted with Mike "Lucky Blind" Lacey and he gave me some excellent background on Andy Black. "He's one of the best players ever to come out of Ireland," Mike explained. He's actually spent time in a monastery and took time away from poker to center himself. He almost won one of the Short-handed events early this year. He understands that he must be able to focus and stay calm if he wants to win. He has the skills. Let's see if he can make the Final Table this year. I also found out that Joe Beever's mother is Irish. So he's being considered "Irish" by the Irish bloggers. 2:35pm... 148 players remain. 2:36pm... Featured Table update: Joe Beevers is out. His K-9 lost to pocket tens. David Plastik is out as well. 2:40pm... $1500 NL Day 2 update: Double As started the day as the chip leader. Action has been going on for about 20 minutes. FYI... Amy & Sharla from Poker Pages will be covering this event. But I'll keep my eye on Double As progress. Can he e the first blogger to win a bracelet? 2:45pm... 144 players left. 2:46pm... Dan elaborated on a great story about Sammy Farha losing $25K in prop bets yesterday. Sammy and anothe rplayer at his table were playing $1K to pick a high card out of the scramble. TD's said it was not kosher to touch the cards. So they decided to bet $1K on coin flips. Sammy was stuck $25K and tossed the guy a $25K Bellagio chip to pay him off. How fuckin' crazy is that? 3:00pm... Bouncin Round the Room: The railbirds are now 5 people deep. Wow. I ran over to the bathroom. This list includes a few from last night and today... Last 5 Pros I Took a Piss Next to...3:01pm... 141 players left. 48 minutes left at this level. 3:12pm... Howard Lederer has been moved to John Juanda and Phil Ivey's table. Yes that is now Full Tilt central. 3:17pm... John Juanda is the biggest mover of the day. He's got now $750K after his pocket Kings held up to A-Q. How come hwne I have K-K against A-x that clown hits the ace? 3:20pm... 138 players left. I'm in the middle of writing a freelance article while uploading audio intervuews with Wil Wheaton. Talk about multi-tasking! 3:36pm... Recent Bustouts: John Juanda's suited Big Slick just busted Lederer's A-J. 133 left. 3:36pm... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow walked over to media row and said, "I'm playing the best poker of my life right now." 3:43pm... 129 left. 3:45pm... Flipchip couldn't spend a lot of time here yesterday. He's back and we have some more photos! ![]() The 2004 winner's bracelet (click to enlarge) ![]() More media than players ![]() Charming Swedish girls in Press Row ![]() Andy Black does his best Marcel imitation ![]() Marcel playing in the $1500 event 3:50pm... Mike Matusow told me he has $900K in chips. Players are on a 15 minute break. They will start Level 19, the antes will be $1K with $4K/$8K. 4:00pm... Recent Bustouts: The following players won $39,075:125 players are left. 4:15pm... $1500 Day 2 update: Double As lost half his stack. He's got $55K left. His A-Q lost to 5-5 with a flop of A-Q-5. There are two tables left. 4:17pm... Fossilman jawed with a railbird who was pestering his wife about their kids, "If you fuck with my daughter, you're dead." That guy was being a total idiot and I was about to call security to clear him out when the guy bolted. 4:20pm... Phil Ivey is sitting 10 feet from me. He is still in. My comments are an extention of my blog. If there is incorrect information in there whichis posted by readers, it reflects poorly on me. I'll ask once again, please think before you post any comment. 4:23pm... From my buddy at Gutshot... James Butt has $1.4 Million. Juanda has $1.2. Russ Hamilton has $910K. 4:37pm... 118 players remaining. 4:40pm... Featured Table update: New palyers are here, but they kept Mike Matusow for the cameras. He has $1.2 million. 4:45pm... JC Tan was busted when he ran into the Hilton Sisters. I watched Tim Phan knock out Nani Dollison. She looked so sad too. She played great for several days. Very rarely do you see emotion on the faces of poker players... until they bust out and everything comes crashing down. You push yourself so hard and focus for so long that so many things break down as soon as you lose. 5:08pm... John Juanda has about $1.1 Million right now. 5:24pm... Raymer had a major suck out against the tale's smallest stack who moved all in for $70K with J-J. Raymer had 6-8o and caught runner-runner straight to bust Gen Wantanabe, who is Japanaese. With the deepest repsect, he bowed to Raymer and said something to the effect, "I am honored to have been knocked out by the World Champion." And he bowed again. That's class. Too bad most Americans are boorish idiots and would be cursing and acting up for the cameras. 109 players left. 5:35pm... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow has $1.45M. Thanks to BJ for his dilligent work. 106 players left with the avergae chip count at $535K. 20 minutes until the next break. Red Stripes here I come. 5:42pm... Thanks to Shirley who added a few $$$$ to my Poker Stars account for free beers at dinner. She's so sweet. Thanks! If you would like to contribute to my beer fund, I'd rather have you sign up for the Charlie Tuttle tournament. Details are below. 5:45pm... I just saw Raymer get bluffed off of a huge pot by Bonyadi with a Ace on the board, Raymer bet almost a quarter million and folded when Bonyadi came over the top. He showed the King high. Raymer took a hit, but still has over $1M. 6:00pm... I think it's dinner break. Otis and I are headed to the hooker bar. Try not to hurt yourselves while I am gone. 7:30pm... Liquid dinners rock. I flopped Quad Jacks playing video poker. I was up $30 and cashed out. Otis' lovely assistant Mad introduced me to Barney Boatman of Hendon Mob fame. Nice guy. He said he's going to check out my blog. At the hooker bar, ESPN was on TV. They were airing ESPN, specifically last year's 2004 WSOP. I saw Shirley Williams (David's mom) hug BJ from Card Player when David survived an all in with A-9 vs. Dan Harrington's 9-8o. We're giving him guff about that right now. ![]() I hit Quads at the "Hooker" bar 7:35pm... Level 20 is starting now. Antes are $1K. Blinds are $5K/$10K. 7:40pm... Featured Table update: Tiffany Williams, according to poker historian Mike Paulle, is the first woman to make $1M in chips. Also there is John Juanda. 7:42pm... 100 players remaining! 7:45pm... Recent bustouts: The following players won $54,965:8:00pm... $1500 update: $321K goes to the first place winner. Double As had a big hand with a short stack. K-Q vs. K-2... and he had to chop! Erik Seidel made the final table. I think he busted out in 12th. Double As won $13,100. 8:21pm... According to BJ's stellar math skills, the average stack is $610K. Raymer is barely above average. There are 91 players left. The over/under for tonight in press row is 75 players. 8:30pm... 89 players left. 8:45pm... Featured Table update: John Juanda has $840K. 8:50pm... I saw Phil Ivey won a huge pot. He doubled up with A-K vs. Brian Stellwagen's 8-8. Ivey flopped a King. Both players were all in on the flop. Ivey has around $1.6 Million. 8:57pm... 87 players left. 9:00pm... Otis told me about a huge pot Greg Raymer won. He flopped a set with pocket sixes and on the river filled up a full house. He's now back up to $1.3 Million. 9:05pm... Webber Kang was busted in 86th place. He moved all in with KK and lost to A-9. He had $800K at the dinner break and lost $600K within an hour. 9:10pm... 85 players left. $661K is the average stack. 9:15pm... Mike Matusow 1, Hilton Sisters 0. Matusow cracked Q-Q when he flopped a set with pocket fours. 9:35pm... Players are on a break. When they return, we'll be at Level 21. Blinds are $6K/$12K and antes are $2K. 9:45pm... "Acting like you've been award" goes to... Phil Ivey. He's got six bracelets and does he were them? Nope. Right now, he's got over $2M in chips and has his chips stacked up in a pyramid. 10:00pm... Featured table update: Mike Matusow's table is back. He told me he had $2M. 10:06pm... 81 players are left. Players who bust out now will win at least six figures. 10:07pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I saw Annie Duke talking to a few fans. A guy from Chicago named Tom stopped me. He said he read my blog. He was playing cash games. I also spotted Dr. Mark Burtman playing cash games as well. 10:14pm... Shane Bartholomew was bad beated when is pair of Jacks lost to K-9. 80 players remaining. 10:18pm... Featured Table update: More quotes from Mike Matusow, "I can't help it. I play so good that the chips just come to me." 10:22pm... Recent Bustouts: These players won $65,360:10:30pm... I'm getting email from all over right now. I'm too busy to write anything more than Thanks for reading! But seriously, it feels great to gets ome may responses from all over. Here's parts of an email I got from Travis in Australia! Just wanted to drop you a line from Melbourne Australia to say thanks heaps for keeping us up to date with what's going on. The work days aren't terribly productive at the moment as I constantly refresh you site for the latest happenings. A bunch of us here in a syndicate that outlayed bets on numerous player to make the final table, we'll be rolling in it if Raymer, Ivey or Juanda make it.Thanks again.10:35pm... 79 players left. 10:50pm... Action has slowed... finally. Here are the $2M club guys: Tex Barch, Phil Ivey and Mike Matusow. 11:00pm... 77 players remain. 11:15pm... 76 players remain. Players have tightened up. we're 46 minutes way from ending the day. Mostly everyone is tired and trying not to make mistakes. 11:22pm... Recent Bustout: Jason Lester is gone. He took 76th. Ron Ware took 75th. There are 74 players remaining. 11:30pm... TD's annouced that we will play one half level, for five full levels. There's a mutiny here. Players are shouting, "No!!!!!" I'll be here for 90+ more minutes. Fuck. Oh well. That will make it 5 full levels of play or 10 hours of play. Maybe we'll get down to 69 players. I have more time to download porn and hit on the Swedish girls in front of me. I found out that the "bad beat" in Swedish is "bad beat."11:35pm... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow's stack has dipped to below $1.6M. 11:42pm... Tiffany Williamson, a Columbia Law School grad, cracked K-K with A-Q. She won a $2M pot, which might be the biggest of the tournament so far. She over bets too much and plays like an internet player. One of my Gutshot contact told me she plays 5Pound tournaments in England. She won a $10 satellite to get here. 11:55am... Bustouts: The following players won $107,95011:57pm... Raymer won a monster pot when he moved all in on a flop of A-J-8. He said he flopped a set of 8s. Tex Barch said he folded A-J. Otis called bullshit. It would be hard to lay down A-J there. He must have had Ace-Other. Anyway, Raymer is back to over $1.2M 12:00am... Players are on a twenty minute break. And so am I! 12:14am... Level 22. Antes are $2K. Blinds are $8K and $16K. 72 players remaining. 12:31am... 70 players left. 12:44am... 68 players left. Mad told me a great story. She's British and knows the Gutshot guys as well. Anyway, she said that Gutshot always interviews (on video) a player during the break. And like clock work before the end of the next level, that player is busted. This time, they resisted the temptation to interview her, because they don't want to continue the jinx. 12:48am... Featured Table update: Mike Matusow won a big hand and knocked out Jose Rodriguez, who's wicked pissed. Mike's J-J beat Big Slick. After he won, he high fived a few guys in the crowd. One guy missed and smacked him in the head. He shouted, "A coinflip! I won a coinflip!" and thrust his arms in the air. Matusow is on a roll with $2.2M. 65 players are left. Average chip count is $864K. 12:56am... 62 left. Sarah Bilney is out. 12:58am... Recent Bustouts: The following players won $124,835:1:08am... Fossilman lost half of his stack when his K-Q ran into A-Q. Damn kickers. 1:10am... Since everyone has been asking... ![]() Tiffany Williamson 1:20am... Former WSOP Champ, Russ Hamilton was busted. Raymer is the only WSOP champ still in. 1:23am... Action is done for tonight. Play will resume at Noon on Wednesday. 58 players are left. $968K is the avergae chip count according to BJ's stellar math skills. We will play down to 27 tomorrow. We move to Binion's on Thursday. Final Table is Friday. 1:24am... Matusow has $2.5M. That makes him the chipleader. He asked Phil Ivey what he had. Ivey said, "Two million." See ya tomorrow. | Permalink | End of Day 3 Chip Counts The Fossilman leads after Day 3. Wow? These chip counts are courtesy of Poker Wire. They stay at the Rio way after I go home.So, for all you chip count junkies: Top 10Play resumes at Noon. See you then. | Permalink | Monday, July 11, 2005
Day 3 World Series of Poker Main Event I wanted to tell you about my new neighbors who moved in next door. She's a hooker and looks like Charo (circa 1984) and her pimp/boyfriend looks like Michael Clarke Duncan except he's got gold teeth. I'll save their hijinks for tomorrow's recap.For now, I'm short on time. I'd love to write on and on about my building complex, plus I know there's a huge demand for stories about temerarious drug dealers, gelid wife beaters, pot-bellied inbred kids, and myopic wheelchair bound gossip queens... but you'll have to wait. Indeed, my life at the Redneck Riviera is good enough material for a novel or a Bob Dylan song. Moving on... Wil called me. He's playing in the $1500 event today along with Double As and his buddy Curzdog. I had lunch with Double As and Curzdog and I'd love to see them at afinal table with Wil. I will try to cover that $1500 buy in event... but it's on the other side of the room. I'll do my best. Those updates will be in blue. ****** Live Blogging Updates ******* 12:04pm... Action will begin soon. There are 569 players left. Action is hand to hand until then. We are at Level 13. Antes are $300. Blinds are $1000/2000. The Average chip count = $98,950. Biggest stack is Rod Pardey with $464K. The lowest stack is Mike Santoro with $3,200. 12:10pm... Featured Table update: Howard Lederer (seat 4) and Webber Kang (seat 1) are at the TV table. Lederer is wearing a Full Tilt hockey jersey. His number is 13. 12:15pm... $1500 NL update: Wil did not bring Darwin with him today. He had been bringing him bad luck. The last thing I told Wil today was, "Don't play like a pussy!" 12:38pm... They powers to be did a draw for the button. Seat 7 will be the button to start out. 2004 Champ Greg "Fossilman" Raymer spoke for a few moment. He did the honors today as he said, "Shuffle up and deal!" The cards are in the air. 12:45pm... The media (except ESPN is prevented from entering the player area during hand-to-hand progress. We are now on Hand #2 for the day. 12:52pm... 2 Players busted. 567 left. 12:56pm... Fox Sports published my recap of yesterday. Thanks guys! If you don't know Fox Sports will be airing the final table of the first ever live poker tournament in Las Vegas this Wednesday July 13. The first one was at Turning Stone but the this will be the first one in Las Vegas. It's sponsored by Full Tilt and will be held at La Bete (the swanky club where the Full Tilt Party was held). FOr more info check out FullTiltPoker.net Championship. 1:24pm... 593 players left. 1:25pm... Featured Table update: Howard Lederer doubled up Barbara Enright who had a small stack. He had 7-7 and Barbara had the Hilton Sisters. She hit a full house. 1:26pm... $1500 update: Wil was just sucked out on. J-J vs. K-4. The donkey caught a King on the river. The he was shortstacked with A-Q and ran into A-K to get busted. 2:00pm... I went out to talk to Wil. He was standing with Jesus and all these raibirds were taking their picture and one by one they'd stop to ask for photos. it was kinda funny and surreal. i was standing next to Otis too at the time. We thought we were famous... but those guys... they're real celebs. Anyway, I feel bad for Wil. He's a good player but never got far enough to show how good he is. Tournaments are brutal. 2:06pm... 561. We're on the bubble. As Otis said, "I love the bubble." 2:19pm... We're in the money! Karl Ygborn busted out in 561st place and the room errupted with applause. Otis said, "I'd hate to be that poor shmuck!" Some kid's mom sweating him is crying because her son made the money. Harrah's will pay for Bubble Boy's seat next year. 2:26pm... My comments section have now turned into a horrible RGP thread. Good grief. I'm not going to pull them, because they are some quality comments like pointing out spelling errors & typos... thanks for those. But I do not have the time to personally address all the petty antics there. I think Boy Genius summed it all up best: Thank god for the "Comments Captains," as I know Pauly doesn't have the time to deal with telling people in here how stupid they are all day long. You perform a valuable service. Kudos to you my good sir(s).That's all I have to say about that. Time to cover the WSOP. 2:30pm... Hand to hand is no longer in progress. 2:44pm... 545 players left. I have a contact that will provide me players names who busted. It will take some time to get that done. But as soon as I get those names... I'll post them. A lot of all ins are hapening now. Followed by plenty of "Ooohs!" and "Ahhhhs!" The short stacks are looking to double up and are pushing with any marginal hands. 2:47pm... Here is the payout structure for 100 through 560: 101-140 = $54,9652:49pm... Recent Bustouts: Young Phan (544) 2:59pm... Fossilman scooped a huge pot. He's got more chips. 520 players left. 3:01pm... Wow... how about those Hilton Sisters? One of the ESPN guys told me about a hand that will definitely make the ESPN coverage. John Juanda caught a Queen on the river for a full boat to take a huge chunk of Paul Darden's stack. Darden flopped trips with Big Slick. 3:06pm... Bouncin Round the Room: What's the deal with the hotties on the rail today? There are companies that hire models, strippers, and hookers to wear their t-shirts and pimp their sites. When your product sucks, resort to the lowest tactics... sex sells. The lovely ladies walk around in tight shorts or short skirts, with stomachs so flat that I could lick whipped cream off of it for hours straight. Their fabricated breasts are jettting out and they could poke small children in the eye. Do I want to hire some girls to wear Tao of Poker t-shirts? Hell yes. E-mail me your head shots. 3:13pm... 502 players left. 3:19pm... Darden-Juanda Round II. Paul Darden 8-8 beat out Juanda's Big Slick and doubled up. This is like a good boxing fight. 3:22pm... The players are dropping out faster than my IQ points at a stripclub. 486 remaining. 3:26pm... Thanks to my Irish source Mike Lucky Blind, he told me that the Irishman with the biggest chip count is Andy Black with $230K. Andy was heckled by a rialbird last night and almost dropped him until security disposed of the drunken sot. 3:28pm... 480 left. Break coming up in 11 minutes. 3:30pm... Recent Bustouts: On my way to the media room to get more water, I just saw Clonie Gowen got kncoked out. Her As-Qs lost to two red pocket aces. The kid with A-A kept saying, "Red little! Red little!" 474 players left. 3:36pm... 465 players left. David Plastik had a crazy suckout. Some guy flopped a set of sevens. Plastik had top pair with A-Q. He caught runner runner full boat. Ouch. 3:40pm... My contact on British players, Jennifer from Blonde Poker, told me that Joe Beevers from Hendon Mob fame has $120K in chips. 3:43pm... 461 players remaining are on a break. The average chip count is $122K according to BJ's excellent math skills. Justin "Neverwin" Wollf is wearing a pink jump suit. Who does he think he is? J-Lo? 3:45pm... Thanks to Oddjack for pimping my WSOP coverage in a post called WSOP 2005: Here Is Where You Follow The Main Event Action. Thanks again guys. 3:50pm... Bustouts (560-500 get $12,500): 561 Karl Ygborn $10K for next year's seat4:05pm... 462 Players are coming back from break. Level 14 begins with $300 antes and $1200/$2400 blinds. 4:10pm... Jennifer from Blonde Poker posted a good recap of the Celebrity/Media event. It's good because she mentioned me...specifically the hand when I moved all in on TK when I knew he was just trying to steal. Here's a bit: The small blind was the self-confessed grinder and all-round poker writer Pauly McGuire (who knows who a lot of people are which has been invaluable to me, as I tend to default to describing them by hat colour when at a loss). He re-raised Tikay all-in for 11,400, and as the only stack around capable of taking him out, put him into dwell mode and eventually pass mode.Thanks for the pimpage, Jen! 4:30pm... 429 players left. 4:32pm... $1500 update: Wil Wheaton and Curzdog are both out. I spoke to Double As at the break. He has $6,800 in chips and Men the Master to his right. No Coronoas yet though. 4:34pm... Recent Bustouts: Kirill Gerasimov is out. Here are some more bust outs. Each player gets $12,500... 510 Sasoon Gavrji4:38pm... Featured Table update: Barbara Enright has $70K in chips. Webber Kang has about $68K. Howard Lederer had $55K and she now has $80K after he doubled up with pocket aces. 4:44pm... Ray Pardley is on a tear. He now has over $800K. I'm guessing that makes him the chip leader. 409 players are left. 4:55pm... Bouncin Round the Room: Dan from Pokerati told me a great story about Sammy Farha making $1K prop bets during the hand-to-hand action early on today. 5:00pm... Man, we're down to 399! 1 hour is left at this level. According the BJ the Human Calculator the average stack is $140K. 5:20pm... Recent Bustouts... The following players go home with $14,130: 473 Doug Briggs5:43pm... 360 players are left. Otis said that Fossilman has almost $430K. 20 minutes until dinner break. Which means I'm 20 minutes away from a Red Stripe. 5:53pm...This could be one of my last updates. Tournament directors are requirng that all members of the media stay behind and have a meeting. I suspect that we are going to get kicked out of the tournament area. I am hoping that I will not be asked to leave. Here's the problem... there are over 500 media reps here and they are clogging the floor. ESPN is pissed. Some of the players are irked. It's not me. It's not Card Player or Poker Pages or Poker Wire or Otis anyone who has been here since day one. A lot of the problem involves the newer members of the media who arrived in the last week or so. Some of these are shill sites or other places with teams of people and they are fucking this up for me. Am I pissed? Hell yeah. I'm territorial over my space and I hope I earned my right to stay here. Like I said, this could be my last post. More to come. 6:00pm... 351 players left. Action will resume at 7:30ish. 6:15pm... I'm not getting kicked out. However, I lost access to the tables. TD's will only let 10 members of the media go out to the floor at one time for a max. of five minutes. This blows. Hopefully Flipchip will be able to still get some photos. This is what happens when there are more members of the media here than players. 7:31pm... Players are back from a break. Antes are $400. Blinds are $1500/$300. I had two Red Stripes at the hooker bar. It takes me 3x amount of time to get from the break room to my spot. Oh well. At least I'm still here. 7:40pm... Featured Table update: I'm 15 feet from the TV table. This table includes Sammy Farha (Seat 3 - $55K) and Minneapolis Jim Meehan (Seat 5 - $185K). Should be fun. Sammy is wearing a white pastel shirt. Jim is yapping nonstop. Tim Phan (Seat 8 - $660K) who was one of the chip leaders yesterday is also there. 7:44pm... 343 players remain. 7:54pm... 334 players remain. I heard a rumor that the top 200 players will be drug tested. 8:10pm... Raymer has over a half a million in chips after he busted J-J with the Hilton Sisters. 8:20pm... Sammy Farha was busted in 316th place. He had 7-7 and John Falconeer flopped a full house with 5-5. Both players got the money in on the turn. 305 players are left. 8:25pm... $1500 update: Double As has about $8500 in chips. Men the Master is still to his right and he's now drinking Coronas. 8:30pm... Jeff from Rants of a Young Mind called me for a dial-a-shot and wanted to say how fucked up it was that I can't roam the tables for more than five minutes. Thanks for the support buddy! 8:35pm... Irishman Andy Black busted two guys when he had A-A. He beat out K-Q and A-Q. He's got $400K now. 8:40pm... Round 3 & 4 of the Darden-Juanda fight... were both won by Paul Darden. Juanada knocked down to less than $100K. I heard that Olga Varkonyi, wife of the 2002 Champion Robert Varkonyi has $181K in chips. Lee Watkinson has $420K in chips. A few folks in media row asked for Phil Ivey's chip counts. Otis responded "I can't get a count, but he ceratinly has chips." 8:45 pm... Guest Post: Hello, everyone! This is BJ from Card Player. I was "helping" Pauly with his spelling, and he asked me if I wanted to do the reports. I'd love to! He has much more freedom than I do! 8:50pm... Recent Bust outs: 285 players remain. Barbara Enright is out. The following players won $21,070: 349 Fred Badger9:13pm... Johnny Grooms announced that there are 6 female players remianing. Let's hope one makes the final table! 9:18pm... Andy Bloch who is subbing for his sick Fiancee Jen at Poker Wire, told me that Phil Ivey has $380K and Lee Watkinson has $540. Raymer has almost $700K.9:25pm... Featured Table update: Jesse Martin is a 25 year old from Massachusettes. He has a $150K in chips. He's wearing a freakin' Phish shirt! He told me, "Nice hat!" he lives in NYC now and his friends are sweating him. The shirt belonged to his friend. One of them helped build the stage at Keyspan Park in Brooklyn for the two show run last June. Good to see some heads. 9:27pm... When did the WSOP turn into a Party Poker multi? There are 272 players left. Insane. 9:30pm... $1500 NL update: 96 players are left. Double as has $14K in chips. 9:40pm... Players are on a break. When action resumes, we'll be at Level 16. Blinds are $2K/$4K with $500 antes. Players are racing off $100 chips. 10:00pm... Johnny Grooms told us that 99% this will be the last round. Action should end a little after Midnight. 10:10pm... Featured Table update: Howard Lederer and Joe Beevers are here. 10:15pm... $1500 NL update: Double As is now up to $18.8K. 10:22pm... 263 players remaining. I need to take a quick piss break. Be back in 15 minutes. 10:45pm... $1500 NL update: Double As moved up to $24K in chips. H eraised in EP and at the cutoff some guy moved all in. Double As called with the Hilton Sisters. He beat out pocket eights and busted that guy. He now has $40K. 10:50pm... Recent Bustouts: 2005 Omaha Hi/Lo bracelt winner Pat Poels has been eliminated. 250 players remain. 11:oopm... Raymer cracked Kiings with pocket Aces and he's almost got $1 million in chips. Rod Pardley has over $1 million and is the chip leader. 11:04pm... 240 players remain. Howard Lederer has $448K after he doubled up with 9-9 and flopped a set. 11:15pm... Recent Bustouts: The Grinder, Paul McKinney & Olga Varkonyi. Olga was bad beated when her A-K ran into A-8. 231 players are left. 11:20pm... Recent Bustouts: The following players went home winning $24,365.11:30pm... 227 players remain. Wow! 11:42pm... 221 players left. Fossilman is up to $1.2 million. 11:45pm... Gary Bush and Mark Napolitano is out. 217 players left. 11:59pm... $1500 NL update: Double As has over $49.5K. He made the money and still has Men the Master and his Corona to his right. Erik Seidel still remains. 12:03am... 214 players left. 5 minutes left in this level. The players will go on a ten minute break then return to play for one hour. Lederer told me has $554K in chips. 12:20am... Level 17 begins. We'll only play a half of this level and quit. Blinds are $2,500/$5000 with $500 antes. 12:23am... Recent Bustouts: All of these players won $28,375:12:30am... 203 players remain. 12:36am... Mike Matusow and Greg Raymer are now at the same table. Mike is very loud, boisterous, and rowdy! Go figure, he's got the ESPN cameras on him. 12:40am... $1500 NL update: Erik Seidel and Marcel Luske are still in the mix. Double As has $68K now. 12:50am... Featured Table update: Jason Lester joined Lederer and Joe Beever's table. 32 minutes left. 196 players remain. 12:55am... Recent Bustout: Minneapolis Jim Meehan was busted. See you at the bar Jim. Layne Flack is also going home. 1:18am... 188 players are left. 1:23pm... Action is done for today. Play will resume at Noon on Tuesday. 185 players remaining. 1:27pm... $1500 NL update: Double As is kicking ass. He's got $105K now. 1:33pm... Recent Bustouts: All of these players won $33,197:See everyone tomorrow. | Permalink | End of Day 2 Chip Counts To see a complete recap of yesterday's Day 2 visit Lasvegasvegas.com. That's where the Poker Prof posts my daily. Don't forget to take a peek at Flipchip's 2005 World Series of Poker Gallery. 569 players remain. There are only counts for 566 players. I assume that they did not submit "cards". I will confirm that after I grab a quick bite to eat. Here are the chip counts courtesy of Poker Wire: Top 10: | Permalink | Radio Free Pauly I taped my interview with Sean on Friday night, live from the floor of the Rio, for the Lord Admiral Card Club Radio Show and Podcast. If you don't know by now, it's the best podcast dedicated to poker in the universe. Over the last few months, I've become a huge cult figure in Canada. I'm happy to be a part of their amazing show.Sean and Brent are working hard every week to get their podcast done (for free) so stop by and show your support. They taoe dthis show outdoors. You can download the MP3 of this week's show... Episode 34: Here. (Right Click and Save As) You can download the MP3 of this week's show... Episode 33: Here. (Right click and Save As) We discuss the fifth week of WSOP action including several sound bytes that I picked up at the Full Tilt party including a hilarious interview with Daniel Negreanu and a great one with Wil Wheaton. If you want to catch up and listen to previous episodes, please visit their archives over at Brainscat. Stop by their site and download the extra nuggets. Thanks again to Sean and Stacks for having me on. Hanging with Wil Go stop by Wil's blog and read some of his latest entries. I was mentioned in one called doubled up inside. Here's a bit: I hung up the phone and made my way to the bathroom. For the first time since I got there, I didn't feel the need to shove my way past the throngs of tourists meandering through the too-narrow walkways. | Permalink | Sunday, July 10, 2005
Day 2 World Series of Poker Main Event I woke up to the sounds of things breaking. My wake up call this morning was a "domestic dispute" and it involved a meth-addicted couple up on the third floor of my unit at the Redneck Riviera. It looked like a scene from a bad romance movie. The skinny guy with bad tattoos was standing outside while his girlfriend threw all his stuff off the balcony and shouted obscenities. The last remains of a VCR were scattered on the walkway while he dodged the heavier items. Dozens of articles of clothing were spread out while several onlooker gawked until Las Vegas metro police showed up. I expected to see a COPS camera crew jump out of a production van.Just another Sunday morning. Don't any of these people go to church? I had a weird ride with a cabbie this morning. He looked like Stu Ungar and his name was similar to a friend of mine. Very freaky. If you don't know, the first novel I wrote was about a Brooklyn taxi driver. One of my favorite stories so far at this year's WSOP was my buddy Jeremey running into the chick from Taxi Cab Confessions. He was more geeked out about that then playing with Johnny Chan. Last night my brother Derek played in a multi on Party Poker. He got his A-A cracked by Q-9o and was eliminated. I've seen quite a few bad beats like that here. Some folks like to gamble. But with $7.5 million on the line, you figure some folks would like to get their money in the pot when they have a slight edge instead of being a serious underdog. Like Mike Matusow said yesterday "Tournament poker is a joke. Whoever gets most lucky is the next superstar." This morning I grabbed a bite to eat in the deli near the sports book. In front of me on line was the 2002 WSOP champion Robert Varkonyi. He was wearing his winner's bracelet. His wife Olga made it to day 2 but he didn't make it. Yesterday one of his friends was at the TV table and he walked over to give his buddy Starbucks. I heard one of the ESPN crew guys muttered "He used to be the world champion and now he's delivering coffee." That's poker. Famous one day. Busted the next. Moving on... Day 2 is starting and I'm a lot more rested today. I got an extra hour of sleep in due to the Noon starting time. I wacthed as all the tournament directors and floor managers set out all the chips. I expect to be here until 3 or 4am again so I have to pace myself. If you don't see any updates in a while, I'm taking an extended bathroom break or having a Red Stripe at the bar with Otis and his lovely assistant Maddie... who brought me a fruit salad this morning to lift my exhausted spirits. She's a good gal. Don't forget to stop by Lasvegasvegas.com to read a mini-recap of yesterday's events. They are the ones who hired me to come out here and they post all of my recaps. If you like my poker writings, you can also stop by Poker Player Newspaper and read that as well. Lastly, almost all of the photos I have been posting are courtesy of Flipchip. He's the best photographer here at the WSOP and you have to check out his 2005 World Series of Poker photo gallery. ****** Live Blogging Updates ****** 12:23pm... We are in a slight delay while tournament directors are correcting any mistakes with chip bags. Play will begin shortly. 12:28pm... Featured Table update: Layne Flack (seat 9) and Paul Darden (seat 6) are here today. Layne looks much healthier. I am too. I was "on tilt" most of yesterday and that has been corrected. 12:36pm... Cards are in the air! We're starting (15 minutes into) Level 8. Blinds are $300/$600. Antes are $75. Action will be nine handed today. 12:40pm... Two players with short stacks already out on the first hand. 12:41pm... Chops told me that Gus Hansen was busted. His 9-9 ran into J-J. 12:44pm... Bouncin Round the Room: Dealers were told a few days ago to announce "All in on table (insert table #)...." and not to deal cards until a tournament director or floor person gives them the go ahead. This is for the benefit of the roving ESPN camera crew to come over and catch anyone of note. Players are quiet and tense. You can't hear to much chatter aside fromt he clattering of chips and the random cries of "All in!" from the dealers.1:06pm... Recent Eliminations: Chris Moneymaker is out. He pushed with 2h-7h against A-K. Yeah the sooted Hammer! He had a flush draw, but it missed. 1:15pm... Recent Eliminations: John Myung and Tony Cousineau are out. 1:25pm... Retraction... Greg Raymer is still in. I apologize for the disinformation. The tournament director made a mistake and incorrectly annoucned over the loudspeaker that "World Champion Greg Raymer" was elimianted. He made an error and meant to say the Moneymaker was busted. 1:26pm... Sharing info can be helpful. Otis and Team Pokerstars have been helpful with info on Poker Stars players. James & Maddie covers European players from Stars and Otis covers the rest of them. I get updates on Irish players from the Irish Twins: Mike Lucky Blind and Tom via Antes Up. I get great scoops on British players from Jennifer at Blonde Poker. Of course BJ at Card Player hooks me up along with Jen & Heather from Poker Wire. 1:35pm... Recent eliminations: Gentleman John Gale was busted. Also going home are Toto Leonidas, Marcel Luske, and David Sklansky. My buddy Ace from sports radio in Calgary told me "You're not the only one who busted Shannon ELizabeth." Yeah, she's gone. 1:45pm... Jennifer from Blonde Poker wrote this funny tid-bit: Stuart Forsyth just out with cracked AA in about 5 hands, losing 12,000 when he raised to 1500 preflop and was called by an overexcited KJ who said "You want action?" Action indeed followed when the flop came K 10 8 and he got it all-in only for the third K to pop up on the river, earning him a nice unsubtle American rub-down: "Slowplaying Aces, huh?" Some people just don't know when to get it quietly...2:00pm... I got a few updates from the Irish Twins. My new favorite Irish player Paddy "The Dentist" O' Connor was busted by a fellow Irishman Peter Roche. Paddy's Hilton Sisters were busted by Roche's A-J. Joe "The Show" O'Neill is a player I was told to keep an eye on. He's a chatty fellow and has his table in stitches laughing. 2:15pm... Players are on a break. And dealers are racing off the green $25 chips. Otis got the most hilarious email. "Your coverage sucks," the idiot wrote. Otis wrote back, "Thanks for writing and telling me that I suck." 2:30pm... Bouncin Round the Room: It's hot and humid in here. Been so the last few days. I almost wore shorts and a muscle shirt. But I don't have guns like Bad Blood, so I won't show off my girly-man arms. 3:05pm... Featured Table update: Layne Flack's table broke up, but they retained him and added 8 new players. So Paul Darden is gone. Layne walked over to press row to chat and he's not wearing any shoes, but with socks. I wonder if I play in a future main event if I can sit at a table without pants? oooh, the hot girls in short skirts and "Bluff" t-shirts are back sitting in the front row. 3:10pm... We are on level 9. Antes are $100 and blinds are $400/$800. Jack Binion got to annouce "Shuffle up and deal!" 3:15pm... Bouncin Round the Room: There are a lot of jubilant people after they win all ins today. Can you get an penalty for excessive celebration like in the NFL? One fellow shouted, "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! That's a full house!" and he was on the other side of the room. I think some folks have small penises and want to get on TV. I caught one horrible bad beat on table 127. A-A versus A-A. Yeah the fat guy with a shirt made for a ballerina caught a flush on the river. 3:25pm... Recent Eliminations: Jose Rosencrantz and Tilt Boy Rafe Furst are both gone. 3:35pm... Recent Eliminations: Two Dans gone. Action Dan Harrington was busted. His 5-5 lost a race to A-Q. Dan Heimiller is also busted. 1368 players remain. 3:50pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I was watching Chip Reese play at Peter Alston's table. Peter is hanging in there. He doubled up with A-A against Chip and then on the next hand found J-J. He put out a big raise. One guy moved all in and then Chip, to his right, also moved all in. Peter folded even though he felt he had the best hand. Then just before I came back to media row, I watched another crazy hand with Chip Reese. On a board with King high a guy moved all in on him. With Ac-7c and a flush draw, Chip called. The guy had top pair with a middle kicker and Chip spiked a club on the river to double up. 3:58pm... Bouncin Round the Room: This is the "Bad Beats" version... I caught three wicked bad beats during my rounds. A-K lost to K-10 when a 10 spiked on the river. A-K lost to A-Q when a guy hit a four flush. A-A lost to K-K when a K fell on the turn. 4:05pm... Recent Eliminations: Liz Lieu missed a heart flush draw and was booted. I watched her table for a few minutes. Even when she mucks her cards, it's sexy. Johnny Bax and Cecilia Mortensen are out. 4:12pm... Bad news. There was an annoucnement by tournament directors, "Media members are no longer allowed to sweat players." Which means that I cannot go out an watch tables. Only from the rail with the ralbirds. I guess some of the ESPN crews were getting pissy that they had to rush over other media types (from smaller shill sites and organziations I never heard of). You can take photos and get chip counts and walk through the tournament area. But you can't seat players anymore. This kinda sucks for me and you guys. But I'll do my best. 4:20pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I've been taking a peek at some interesting card cappers... There are two guys who use fake dog shit. One of them is Joe "The Show" O'Neill who uses fake dog shit. One player had a blue match box car. Another dude had a dradle. Someone had a pyramid. One dude had a tin of Coppenhagen to cap his cards.4:30pm... More props. A guy walked over to me. His name is Brian. He told me, "Been reading your blog for the last month. Thanks! And keep up the good work." Pretty cool. Yesterday, Greg Go asked to take a picture with me. 4:45pm... It's official. I am in the Card Player database for taking 6th in the media/charity event. 4:50pm... Players are on a break. Layne Flack has $227,500 in chips. He might be one of the chip leaders. 5:00pm... Jen Leo posted a hilarious picture of us at the Full Tilt party last week. 5:04pm... Recent Eliminations: Sad day in the Shulman household. Barry and Jeff have both been busted. Also out are Adam Schoenfeld and Ayaz Mahmood. 5:10pm... Play resumes. Level 10 starts with $200 antes. Blinds are $500/$1000. 126 tables remain. 5:15pm... Featured Table update: This is the Layne Flack show. He just busted another guy. His stack is getting bigger. 5:25pm... Featured Table update: Layne Flack is en fuego! Layne went up against A-A with pocket sixes. Layne flopped a 6 and the crowd let out a deep "Oohhh!" He knocked out his second player inside of ten minutes. He might have almost a $250,000. 5:40pm... Featured Table update: Layne Flack's table has been broken up. Phil Ivey is now at the feature table. 5:45pm... Flipchip is on the floor taking some photos. He was kind of enough to snap a few of Carmel. I love how are silky hair cascades down her shoulders. ![]() Ah, Carmel! BG and I were chatting on the phone a few minutes ago. Here's a snippet of our conversation: BG: What does Carmel smell like today?5:57pm... Recent Eliminations: Amir Vahedi is out. Noah Boeken was busted. He used to be "Exclusive" on Poker Stars. But yesterday he was wearing Full Tilt gear and today he's sporting BoDog. Oh I just talked to Peter Alston (co-author of One of a Kind with Nolan Dalla) and he was busted when he lost a coinflip. Jd-10d to pocket 8s. There are less than 950 players remaining. 6:15pm... Steve Rosenbloom told me that he thinks Chip Reese has about $250K. Phil Ivey has around $65K at the featured table. I saw Lee Watkinson's stack and it's not as big as it once was. Rocco Mediate has abour $25,000 and holding on. 6:27pm... BJ posted some good info on the action and start times over the next few days. Here it is: Day 3: Monday, July 11th, 12:00 pm6:34pm... Recent Eliminations: I spotted Mimi Tran in the hallway. She said she was out. 6:40pm... Gavin Griffin might be second in chips with over $320K. According to BJ, he doubled up after catching a four flush with 10-10 after someone flopped trips. The chipleader is Graeme Harrison from Scotland is the chipleader with $370K. According to Otis, he's been banned from every casino in Scotland, England, and Europe for card counting. But Jay Greensapn mentioned that some guy named Tom Phan has over $420K. 6:49pm... Recent Eliminations: Reza Payvar and Randy Holland are out. 6:50pm... Nooooooo! Bad news. Carmel Petresco is out. She said that when she had AK, she ran into AA. When She had the Hilton Sisters, she ran into KK. She didn't look too happy on her way out to the parking lot. Oh and Huck Seed and Pascal Perrault were also busted 6:50pm... All Players are on a dinner break. The average stack is about $55K with 871 players remaining. I'm going on break now. Gonna have a few cocktails with Otis at the hooker bar. 8:35pm... Action has resumed. We are at Level 11. Antes are $200. Blinds are $600/$1200. 8:40pm... Featured Table update: Ivey's table has broken up and The Grinder, Joe Beevers, and Layne Flack are now featured. Layne is back! When he walked by me he said, "I'm here again? I guess ESPN likes me."8:45pm... I had a few Red Stripes at dinner break. Otis and I came up with a great idea for a video poker game. 8:50pm... Otis told me that Brandon Schaefer was busted. 9:23pm... Featured Table update: The Grinder doubled up on Layne Flack. Grinder had K-K and Flack had A-J. The flop was: J-10-10. The turn a 9 and the river was a Q. Yeah, the Grinder was celebrating excessively with his railbirds. 9:33pm... Just now... "Security! Table 120!!" And that happened at the table closest to press row. A railbird who was standing in press row, got into a verbal spat with a Irishman Andy Black at the table. He was hecking Andy Black and they both got into each other's faces. Security came by to escort the drunk rail bird out. 9:46pm... Recent Eliminations: Gavin Griffin, Ben Roberts, and Chris Gregorian are both out. 9:55pm.... Bouncin Round the Room: I've taken note of many of the NFL jerseys that players are wearing. I saw one Curtis Martin one. Go Jets! Along with Michael Vick, Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, and Priest Holmes. This doesn't include the Full Tilt jerseys. like the one Andy Bloch is wearing. 10:10pm... Card Player posted the story about "the smelly guy" which I forgot to tell you about. The guy reeked so bad that no one wanted to play with him. I dunno if he was supersticious or just malodorous. He was a Brit and Gutshot offered to give him a shirt. He busted out 20 minutes later. 10:15pm... It's time for a bunch of Flipchip's photos! Don't forget to check out his 2005 WSOP Photo Gallery located over at Lasvegasvegas.com. ![]() Fossilman (click to enlarge to see his bracelet) ![]() The crowd from the back of the room ![]() Clonie ponders a call ![]() Nice hat ![]() Scotty Nguyen signs an autograph 10:30pm... Recent Eliminations: Paul Wolfe is gone when his K-K ran into A-A. 10:35pm... Phil Ivey cracked Hiltons with A-K when he spiked a King on the turn. Players are currently on a break. 10:50pm... We have reached Level 12. The blinds are$800/$1600 and the antes are $200. There are 684 players left on 76 tables. 11:11pm... 657 players remain. 11:31pm... Greg Raymer has over $200K in chips. 648 players left. 1 hour and 18 minutes to go! 11:45pm... One of my favorite players Paul "Cigar" McKinney doubled up when he cracked the Hilton Sisters with Big Slick. McKinney is the oldest bracelet winner at 80 years old, which he earned during the Seniors event. 12:08am... If you are caught smoking here in the poker room, you will be banned for the rest of the WSOP. That's what Jack Effel annoucned. 12:17am... We're down to 594 players. 34 more players until the money. 12:30am... We're down to 585 on 65 tables. 25 players to the money and 20 minutes to go until this level ends. 12:35am... Rocco Mediate was kncoked out. I forgot to blog it. Barbara Enright is out. Chip Reese was just eliminated. He had a nut flush on the turn and lost to full boat on the river. 12:45am... Featured Table update: Here is more proof that live poker is rigged! ![]() So rigged! 12:52am... Play is done. 569 players survived day two! The avergae stack is over $98K. 12:59am... Here are notable bustouts: Gus HansenPlay will resume at Noon on Monday. See ya tomorrow. | Permalink | Unofficial End of Day 1 Chip Counts 1868 players survived Day 1 according to what I found on Poker Wire. The Poker Prof told me 1886. I have 1868 lucky fookers that made it to Day 2. They are all listed at the bottom of this post. I thought there were at leat 1900+ players and for some reason I thought Lee Watkinson had $173K. I'll investigate all of these situations after I get some breakfast. Again all these chip counts are unofficial. Here are some notable bust outs from Day 1C: TJ Cloutier, Minh Nguyen, Andy Bloch, Tracey Phan, Joe Sebok, Mel Judah, Mark Seif, Doyle Brunson, Hoyt Corkins, James Woods, Ram Vaswani, Jim Betchel, Tom McEvoy, Anna Benson, Chau Giang, John D'Agostino, Lonnie Boeding, Simon "Aces" Trumper, Edward Moncada, Shannon Sharpe, Kristy Gazes, Eric Ellisen, John Phan, Thor Hansen, Tony Ma, and Robert Williamson III. Here are some notable bust outs from Day 1B: Daniel Negreanu, Todd Brunson, Tobey Maguire, Oliver Hudson, Phil Hellmuth, Annie Duke, Erin Ness, Robert Varkonyi, Erick Lindgren, Melissa Hayden, Men the Master, Evelyn Ng, Greg Mueller, Perry Friedman, Max Pescatori, Barny Boatman, Senthil Kumar, David Williams, Johnny World Hennigan, Eli Elerza, Dewey Tomko, Mimi Rogers, Allen Cunningham, Phil Gordon, Cyndy Violette, Hasan Habib, David Levi, Miami John, and Juha Helppi. Here are some notable bust outs from Day 1A: Steve Z, Ted Lawson, Josh Arieh, Erik Seidel, Chris Bigler, Scott Fischman, Jesus, Ted Forrest, Johnny "Fuckin" Chan, David Grey, Mike Sexton, Marco Traniello, Humerto Brenes, Devilfish, Davood Mehrmand, Brad Garret, Barry Greenstein, Eskimo, Martin De Knijff, My Main Man Freddy Deeb, The Unabomber, Carlos Mortenson, Wil Wheaton, Patty Gallagher, Jennifer Tilly, Brett Jungblut, Thunder Keller, and Jen Harman. End of Day 1 Chip Counts (Courtesy of Poker Wire):I also verified some of these chip counts via the WSOP home page... but these are not official. If you do not see your loved one listed, they probbaly busted. Congrats to everyone who survived. | Permalink | Saturday, July 09, 2005
The World Series of Poker Main Event Day 1C I didn't get much sleep again. The natives were a little rowdy at the Redneck Riviera. A decent portion of the people in my building unit are construction workers and they get paid on Friday. So Friday nights means two things: binge drinking and hookers.The drunks were hootin' and hollerin' last night. Too much damn country music. Plus the ladies of the night were roving around the complex doing the infamous "hooker walk" which happens a lot when you have an irritated crotch. I'm still a little sad that I've been working so damn much that I haven't been able to chat with my favorite stripper who lives upstairs. She said she wanted to go see Star Wars with me. Eat your heart out Geek! I've seen her kids playing around in the dumpster with the malnourished inbred pot-bellied kids who live in the building unit next door, but no strippers in sight. I went for the Rio breakfast buffet this morning. I got a $10 off coupon for playing in the $1500 event a few weeks ago. My brother is a big buffet guy, but I'm not. I was so hungry that I decided that I would stuff myself. I made some cool things. I snagged a plate of hashbrowns and went over to the "Mexican food" section and topped it with salsa and melted cheese and wrapped it up in a pancake. I also made my own bacon, cheese, and sausage biscuits. I bumped into a faithful reader of my blog from Staten Island, NY. His name was Petey Pizza. He looked like Big Pussy from The Sopranos. He owns three pizza places in Brooklyn and Staten Island. His son, Frankie Pizza, was knocked out yesterday by Carmel. Anyway, he said his friends run a new card room in Staten Island. When I told him it was a hike to get there (plus I don't want to take the damn ferry) he told me, "I'll send a car for you!" Even mobbed up guys read my blog. I also ran into another fan. His name is Lonnie Boeding from Kansas City. He won a seat last September. He's been looking for me for about a week. We finally ran into each other. Great guy. And I'll be keeping tabs on him as well as another fan I ran into yesterday named Eric Ellisen from Florida. I also bumped inton Isaac Galazan near the Expo. He won a bracelet four weeks ago and is playing today. I'll be tracking the progress of all three guys along with a few Full Tilt guys like Marcel Luske and Andy Bloch. Moving on... ****** Live Blogging Updates ****** 10:57am... As Doyle Brunson entered the poker room and made his way to his seat, the crowd (including dealers, media, players, and railbirds) gave Texas Dolly a thunderous applause. I got a few goose bumps. You don't see that too often. The entire room was on it's feet.11:05am... Madeline Ungar and Stephanie Ungar are here this morning to address the crowd. Stephanie said the infamous words, "Shuffle up and deal!" 11:10am... Featured Table update: I saw Marcel Luske this morning and he told me he would be at the feature table. Also there is Noah Boeken. Apparently, Noah and Marcel both inked deals with Full Tilt. I guess Noah is no longer "Exclusive" anymore. If you don't know Marcel mentors Noah, who is also from Holland. Marcel's publicist told me that a Dutch magazine is following Marcel around for a week. They want to interview me about the Charlie Tuttle story at some point later today. 11:43am... Mike Matusow Implosion Watch: Mike was yapping about twenty minutes in and jawing with his table mates. He's about ten tables away and you can hear his shrill voice above the clatter of chips. Mike Paulle said, "Mike's already in a bad mood?" A few minutes later he was assesed a ten minute penalty by the tournament director for dropping an "F-bomb" and then got a second one for saying it again. And then a third. And a fourth. He's in the box for 40 minutes! It reminded me of a scene out of Breakfast Club when Judd Nelson's character Bender got detention for 2 months for mouthing off to the principal. "You mess with the bull... you get the horns!" 12:45pm... I found everyone who I knew. Eric won a pot off of Robert Williamson III after he flopped a set and check-raised him. Lonnie was a little nervous to start but he's settled down since and he's comfortable now. Isaac Galzan lost a hand when he flopped trip aces. He lost to a higher kicker. He also got a 10 minute penalty for dropping the F-bomb. He was joking around with another guy at the table and let it slip. No one at the table was offended and they all didn't want him out. Unfortunately, the rules are strictly enforced here and he had to leave for ten minutes. Chris from 21 Outs Twice is doing great. He's got $13K in chips and picked up $3K on the first hand with A-A. ![]() Loyal Tao of Poker Readers: Eric and Lonnie 12:50pm... Chops told me he saw James Woods catch runner-runner quads 3's! 1:01pm... Faces in the Crowd: Shannon Sharpe is a huge fuckin' dude. Here's here. Some other notable people I spotted include: Hoyt Corkins, Chau Giang, John Juanda, Tom McEvoy, Minneapolis Jim Meehan, Phil Ivey, Andy Bloch, TJ Cloutier, Capt. Tom Franklin, James Woods, Howard Lederer, Doyle Brunson, Mel Judah, and Chip Jett. 1:13pm... Bouncin Round the Room: It's break time (30 minutes due to the bathroom situation) and I went out into the hallway to try to get some good quotes. Nothing overly exciting but here's a few... From a guy talking to his friends: "I flopped a fuckin' nut flush with the fuckin' A-Q of diamonds and lost to a fuckin' runner runner qauds. I fuckin' played (the hand) fast and the fuckin' donkey still fuckin' called me all the way down with pocket twos. No fuckin' diamonds in his hand either. I fuckin' got $3500 left." Overheard near the bathroom: "Pocket aces have already been cracked three times at my table. It's just like Party Poker." 2:10pm... Been working on a freelance article. Sorry for the lack of updates. Nothing really goes down until after dinner break anyway. The feature table action has been slow. Marcel seems like he's conserving energy. 2:20pm... Back to updating some people I've been keeping an eye on. Eric isn't doing too hot. He ran into sets of aces twice when he flopped sets! But he's hanging on. Isaac Galzan was down to $6K and grinded his way back to even by winning several small pots. Lonnie is even as well and his nerves have settled down. Chris has over $14K in chips.2:30pm... Bouncin Round the Room: There are almost 2000 players today. Add dealers, cocktail servers, massage therapists, media types, railbirds, and Rio staff, this place is packed and it's pretty hot in here. One guy is fanning himself with an Oriental style fan. Another guy is reading a poker book. I tried to see which one, but couldn't get close enough. Another guy is reading a copy of Poker Player Newspaper. There are hundreds of media folks wandering around and I have to ask, "What the fuck are they doing?" I have never heard of any of thse sites or organizations. I know that Bluff Magazine paid some big buck printing up t-shirts and handing them out to hot chicks. Two of them were assigned to si in the front row of the stands here at the TV table. Yeah, Otis and I can see two smoking hot blondes across the way. I wonder how much TV time they'll actually get? 2:47pm... Recent Eliminations: TJ Cloutier and Minh Nguyen are both out. 3:15pm... Players are on a break and the temperature drops 5-10 degrees in here. For all you Phil Ivey fans (like Sara), I randomly caught him walking out into the hallway. He told me he won a huge pot with J-J vs. A-K. He's got about $30K in chips now. It seems that ESPN doesn't liek Marcel's feature table. They are keeping him and kicking everyone else off. New blood for Marcel to feast on. 4:00pm... Here are a few updates on players I've been following... Eric has about 5K. Lonnie is up to $13K. Isaac Galzan took a huge hit when some guy caught a straight on him when he flopped top pair. Chris is up to $15K. 4:20pm... Some of Flipchip's kick ass photos from today: ![]() Phil & Doyle ![]() Today's Celebs: James Woods & Shannon Sharpe ![]() Pimp Daddy & the Rose Lady Don't forget to stop by Flip Chip's 2005 World Series of Poker Photo Gallery! 4:45pm... Recent Eliminations: Sad news for all you Eric fans. He was just busted. He had his A-A cracked. Eric was shorttstacked. He raised preflop and was flat called. On the flop there was a King high and me moved all in only to be called by K-10. The guy caught a ten on the river and Eric was busted. Isaac Galazan is also busted when his two pair ran into a set. 5:00pm... We have official numbers! 5619 players5:08pm... Recent Eliminations: Andy Bloch and Tracey Phan 5:55pm... Recent Eliminations: Doyle Brunson is out. He was shortstacked and pushed with K-J. He lost a coinflip and was busted. Amother standing ovation happened as he left the poker room. Mel Judah was also busted. I saw Mark Seif in the hallway and he was busted as well. 6:35pm... Recent Eliminations: Joe Sebok is out. 8:35pm... Players are back from their break. There are 128 tables remaining. I hit the bar on my break and drowned my sorrows in a few cocktails with Otis. 8:38pm... Recent Eliminations: COwboy Hoyt Corkins was knocked out. On the first hand after the break, James Woods was knocked out. He recieved a light applause as he walked away. My hat goes off to the guy who used to nail Heather Graham a.k.a. "Roller Girl". 9:10pm... I wandered over to see how Chris was doing. He has $30K in chips. Lonnie slipped to about $8K. 9:15pm... Featured Table update: The suits at ESPN switched the table again. However, Marcel still remains! Simon "Aces" Trumper was moved to his table. 9:20pm... Recent Eliminations: Ram Vaswani from Hendon Mob fame and my buddy Vinny Vinh have been knocked out. 9:30pm... Boring Sunday... at least four members of the media agree that today is a little slow, borderline on boring. Aside from the early Matusow F-bomb the only other story involved Anna Benson who dropped an F-bomb herself and was told that was the only word she could not say at the table. She proceeded to let rip as many curse words as possible to test the rule. She even pitched out the word "cocksucker." 9:44pm... Mike Matusow Quote of the Day: "Tounament poker is a joke. Whoever gets most lucky is the next superstar." 9:50pm... Recent Eliminations: Jim Betchel and Tom McEvoy have been busted. 10:45pm... Updated Payouts! I added a compelte pay out list above. Check it out. 10:50pm... Mike Matusow is on a roll. he cracked Hilton Sisters with pocket threes after he flopped a set. 11:00p... Recent Eliminations: Anna Benson is out and Chau Giang's Hilton's were cracked by 6-7. 11:45pm... The action this evening has been somnolent, at best. Only the garrulous musings of Mike Matusow are keeping us awake in press row. 12:30pm... Recent Eliminations: Lonnie Boeding was busted. He had a short stack and moved all in woth pocket sevens. He ran into A-9 and the guy flopped a 9. He was eliminated. 1:00am... Recent Eliminations: John D'Agostino, Simon "Aces" Trumper, Edward Moncada, Shannon Sharpe, Kristy Gazes, John Phan, Thor Hansen, Tony Ma, and Robert Williamson III. 2:20am... Action is done for today and will resume tomorrow at Noon. | Permalink | End of Day 1B Chip Counts Head on over to Lasvegasvegas.com for a comlete recap that I wrote, including Flip Chip's photos, of yesterday's action. Day 1B Chip CountsHere are some notable bust outs from Day 1B: Daniel Negreanu, Todd Brunson, Tobey Maguire, Oliver Hudson, Phil Hellmuth, Annie Duke, Erin Ness, Robert Varkonyi, Erick Lindgren, Melissa Hayden, Men the Master, Evelyn Ng, Greg Mueller, Perry Friedman, Max Pescatori, Barny Boatman, Senthil Kumar, David Williams, Johnny World Hennigan, Eli Elerza, Dewey Tomko, Mimi Rogers, Allen Cunningham, Phil Gordon, Cyndy Violette, Hasan Habib, David Levi, Miami John, and Juha Helppi. Here are some notable bust outs from Day 1A: Steve Z, Ted Lawson, Josh Arieh, Erik Seidel, Chris Bigler, Scott Fischman, Jesus, Ted Forrest, Johnny "Fuckin" Chan, David Grey, Mike Sexton, Marco Traniello, Humerto Brenes, Devilfish, Davood Mehrmand, Brad Garret, Barry Greenstein, Eskimo, Martin De Knijff, My Main Man Freddy Deeb, The Unabomber, Carlos Mortenson, Wil Wheaton, Patty Gallagher, Jennifer Tilly, Brett Jungblut, Thunder Keller, and Jen Harman. Survivors! Here are some notable players who survived Day 1A or Day 1B: Layne Flack, Randy Holland, Liz Lieu, Paul Darden, Clonie Gowen, Daniel Heimiller, Andrew Black, Greg "Fossilman" Raymer, John Duthie, Steven (Lucky) Liu, Tomer Benvenisti, Pascal J Perrault, Matt Dean, David Plastik, Harley Hall, Toto Leonidas, John Gale, Tony Cousineau, Gus Hansen, Jeff Shulman, Young Phan, Amir Vahedi,Pat Poels, Dutch Boyd, Paul McKinney, Joe Beevers, Paul Wolfe, Chip Reese, Cecilia Mortensen, Dan Harrington, The Grinder, Paul Phillips, Rafe Furst, Mimi Tran, and Chris Moneymaker. | Permalink | Friday, July 08, 2005
The World Series of Poker Main Event Day 1B Sometimes I think my life is right off a page out of Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... minus the psychedelics. Let me tell you, I could use a hit of liquid sunshine right now. It makes dealing with inbred nitwits at the Redneck Riviera, annoying railbirds clogging up the aisles, and my obnoxious fellow media types a lot easier.My buddy Al Cant Hang went home today after flying out here for a few days to sweat me in the Media/Celebrity event. Last night he and Grubby were hitting on hookers at the bar where Otis and I regularly drink at dinner break. I will not be staying late tonight. I got invited to Doyle Brunson's party and will be heading out at Midnight. Hopefully, I'll snag some good photos like the ones from the Full Tilt bash from a few nights ago. By the way, I am not getting paid to give you live updates on my blog. I repeat... I am not getting paid to blog live from the Rio. I'm blogging for free. I'm here to cover the WSOP for Fox Sports, Poker Player Newspaper, and Lasvegasvegas.com. Those articles take priority. I'm not your chip count guy. So please don't ask. I'll give random updates when I can, but I cannot run over to the other side of the room to check on your best friend. Here's the disclaimer that Otis had to put up on his Poker Stars Blog: Many online players have become accustomed to clicking on the tournament lobby and finding immediate chip-count updates. However, until all chips are outfitted with radio transmitters, it's a little difficult (read: impossible) to have up-to-the-second chip counts for hundreds of players in a live tournament. Brad will strive to bring you updated chip counts as often and accurately as possible.I must add.... thousands of players. It's insane to think that people at home are serious when they want me to find a chip count in a sea of thousands of poker players. Seriously, It takes five minutes to walk from one side of the room to the other. Even the folks at Poker Wire don't show up until 4pm (5 hours after start time). I'm part of a two man operation here and I don't have a team of people like Card Player or Poker Wire who are spread out over the floor. When I wander around the floor, it takes me 15-20 minutes to make a half of a loop! And then I run back to take notes and blog. I'm exhausted and after three hours of sleep and working here everyday for five weeks without any days off. Yeah, I lost my sense of humor. But... I want to thank everyone who emailed me and left positive comments here. That kind of stuff really inspires me. I appreciate it! I've been getting random people stopping me in the halls telling me how much they dig my blog or the Redneck Riviera updates. Thanks again. Moving on... I'm watching ESPN's crew set up the feature table. Phil Gordon wandered by and asked me a few questions about yesterday's action. We agreed on an interview for a later date. He's in the corner now doing his podcast. Otis is here and we are the first two people to arrive in media row. I have to go write up the media event and I'll be back in an hour to give your a few live logging updates. ****** Live Blogging Update ****** 11:12am... Featured Table update: Sammy Farha and Oliver Hudson (Kate's brother) are the biggest names here at the TV table. He knocked a guy on on the first hand! The flop was A-A-10 and Sammy had A-10. Oliver had pocket tens. Ouch. 11:15am... Bouncin Round the Room: I spotted Evelyn Ng out of the corner of my eye. Tobey Maguire is here and the media has a code name for him: Spiderman. Original huh? Oliver Hudosn walked over to Tobey to tell him what happened after he busted out. There are 1116 players who are here from Poker Stars, which is 20% of the field. Every where you look there's a guy where sunglasses and a Poker Stars hat. Insane, eh? I also bumped into Chops from Wicked Chops Poker. He stopped by to say hello.11:50am... Featured Table update: Daniel Negreanu arrived late. He thought he was early. His agent told me Daniel though action began at Noon today. Anyway, Daniel and Sammy are jawing already. Should be for good TV. 11:58am... Bouncin Round the Room: Tobey Maguire snapped at a photographer for taking his picture. Chops told me that Tobey felt pictures shouldn't be taken until the final table. 12:30pm... Bouncin Round the Room: On my way to the bathroom, I was almost run over by John Bonetti in his electric wheelchair. I spotted a lot of skanky girls who were hired by certain crappy online poker sites to wear tight t-shirts and show off their implants. I wonder if these marketing guys walked into strip clubs and asked, "Would you like to work the expo booth at the WSOP or wander around and get groped by horny poker players?" 12:45pm... Perry Friedman took a hit early. But he bounced right back when he caught quads with A-9. He flopped trips and rivered quads. 1:10pm... Bouncin Round the Room: It's break time. Here are some notable players that I spotted at the tables: Chris Moneymaker, Miami John, David Sklansky, Eli Elezra, Johnny World Hennigan, Hasan Habib, Action Dan Harrington, Cecilia Mortensen, David Williams, Amir Vahedi, Melissa Hayden, Million Dollar Allen Cunningham, Juha Helppi, Mimi Rogers, Tobey Maguire, Cyndy Violette, Rafe Furst, Chip Reese, Perry Friedman, Young Phan, Joe Awada, Men The Master (no Coronas yet), Kathy Liebert, and Paul Phillips. 1:15pm... Back by popular demand! Last 5 Pros I took a piss next to:Yeah, I pissed next to two World Champions. 1:20pm... Having serious connection problems here. Arggggh! 1:30pm... Phil Hellmuth arrived in a limo with an ESPN crew outisde taping his royal and late arrival in true Hellmuthian fashion. One of the first events, Phil had two body guards with him. 1:40pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I went into the hallway to try to hit on the hot Swedish girls who are selling poker chips. No such luck today. I wandered over to Jennifer from Blonde Poker who has sent up camp in the hallway since the media room is filled with people I never met before and I've been heere for five weeks. Anyway, she gives me the skinny on some British players. Keith "The Camel" Hawkins has 10K and had an up and down day. Joe Beevers has $9.8K. I also got a Chris Moneymaker chip count... he has $8.5K.2:10pm... Featured Table update: Daniel Negreanu knocked a guy out when his A-Q held up against Q-J. One of his railbirds include my new friend Shannon Elizabeth. 2:15pm... Recent Eliminations: Tobey Maguire has left the building. He pushed all in on a flop with three clubs. He flopped a set with K-K. He was all in against A-A and Young Phan caught a four flush on the river. Kathy Liebert and John Bonetti have both left the building as well. 2:34pm... Sabine, who is Daniel's wife from Sweden asked me to check in on her husband. He had $14,300 in chips the last time I checked. 2:54pm... Bouncin Round the Room: Sammy Farha might have the brightest shirt in the room. It's orange or actually a shade of tangerine crossed with cantaloupe. It's fruity for sure. About ten minutes before scheduled breaks, Johnny Grooms announces to all spectators hat they need to leave the room and go outside so the aisles are clear during breaks. Some of them do it while others simply stand there. Oh well. There is a daily fire alarm that goes off once a day. The first few times I heard it, I paid attention. Now, once it goes off, I ignore the siren. If there's a real fire... we're fucked. By the way Steve Rosenbloom for the Chicago Trubune is hilarious. If media reps got ten minute penalties for dropping the F-bomb, Rosenbloom would never set foot ont he floor. 3:30pm... It' s time for some of Flipchip's photos! ![]() "All you can eat, baby!" ![]() Phil Gordon's pensive pose ![]() Annie's scowl ![]() Cyndy's purty smile... ![]() Todd has an ace! (click to enlarge) ![]() Paul Jopke ![]() My new crush Carmel and Cecilia Mortensen 4:20pm... Bouncin Round the Room: I wandered over to the Expo area for a quick meeting with the Poker Prof. I also chatted with Mickey from Poker Magazine, which is one of the many publications I do freelance work for. I drooled over some of the girls from BoDog who wear short skirts and tight shirts. Hot damn. I needed a break away from this room. I had been here for almost seven hours aside from a few piss breaks. For fuck's sake, Otis is whistling the theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark and I made him st |