Pauly's Pub Pigskin Pick'em - Week 4 Update
Team of the Week: TIE Coach's Picks & Ugarte's Last Stand 11 wins each
NOTE: The Scoresheet function on the espn fantasy website has been having glitches & bugs & problems. The scores are not accurate on that page (as it's been doing on the College pool as well). The main page has the correct standings.
Week 4 Results:
1 Coach's Picks 11
1 Ugarte's Last Stand 11
3 Chico's Bail Bonds 10
3 Oyster Bay Moore 10
3 AlCantPickEm 10
3 WhereMy NillasAt? 10
7 Well T'anks For Nuttin' 9
7 manny and ortiz 9
7 All My Sweet Bitches 9
10 Twinkle & Turquoise 8
10 Drunk Norsemen 8
10 Lovelace Leapsloth 8
10 BiG PERM BiG WORM 8
10 Uwannabet? 8
10 Punch You in the Eye 8
10 The Brooklyn Embeds 8
10 Smokin Ricky 8
18 Snot Bubbles 7
18 McNamara Entry 7
18 Bobby BigBalls 7
18 Shakedown Street 7
22 Austin Drunks 6
22 MoshPit badblood44 6
22 Cumberland Blues 6
22 Running Back Ribs 6
26 All In 5
Overall Standings:
1 Well T'anks For Nuttin' (Jerry) 39
2 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 35
3 Coach's Picks (Coach) 34
3 All In (Landow) 34
3 manny and ortiz (B. Singer) 34
6 Uwannabet? (UWannaBet) 33
6 Snot Bubbles (Sean G.) 33
6 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 33
6 Smokin Ricky (Senor) 33
10 McNamara Entry (Spider) 32
11 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 31
11 Ugarte's Last Stand (Charles Star, comedian, esq.) 31
11 Oyster Bay Moore (Joe Moore) 31
11 All My Sweet Bitches (Ty) 31
15 Twinkle & Turquoise (Jenna & Haley) 30
15 Drunk Norsemen (C. Halverson) 30
15 Lovelace Leapsloth (S. Lovelace) 30
15 Punch You in the Eye (Pauly 2) 30
15 MoshPit badblood44 (Bad Blood) 30
20 AlCantPickEm (Al CantHang) 29
20 BiG PERM BiG WORM (Armen) 29
22 Shakedown Street (Pauly 1) 28
22 Bobby BigBalls (C. Hardin) 28
24 WhereMy NillasAt? (Boy Genius) 26
25 Cumberland Blues (Hungus) 25
26 Running Back Ribs (Schanzer) 23
The Skinny Week 4: The boys at the Blue Parrot had a stellar week. Both Coach and Ugarte shared team of the week honors when Coach's Picks and Ugarte's Last Stand knocked out a 11-3 record. Chico's Bail Bonds and everyone's favorite wall street bond trader's team Oyster Bay Moore were a close second with 10 wins. Poker bloggers Boy Genius and AlCantHang shrugged off slow starts to also go 10-4 in week 4.
Overall: Jerry and Well T'anks for Nuthin are still leading the pack after the first month of play. He opened up a four win lead over Derek and Chico's Bail Bonds (last year's co-winner). Landow and All In's subpar week let him slip to a third place tie with Coach's hot team, Coach's Picks and Singer's team Manny & Ortiz to round out the top 5.
In other news, I'm getting harassing emails from the only female entry in the league. Both my teams can't seem to out pace the chick's picks Twinkle & Turquoise. They insist thatthey are not color coordinating their picks based on team uniforms. I dunno what's wrong. My mathematical system is not working this year. I have the hottest team in my college football pool over the last three weeks. I'm winning my Grid Iron pool. I'm killing Daddy's Crush Your Bookie pool. I'm in second place in Al Cant Hangs pool... yet, I can't seem to pick consistent winners on ESPN! I'm in the hole... but I'm ready to make a run. I'm down by 11 and if I can make up 1 win a week, I'll catch Jerry and Derek by Christmas! Watch out....
Payment Information: I have not gotten payment from more than half the league! Get off your asses you lazy fucks! If you don't pay me by Halloween, I'll send Al Cant Hang to your house. He'll drink all your booze and eat all your food until you pay me.
Best of luck this week. Don't forget to do your picks!!!
Pull my finger!
Grid Iron Week 4 Results
Team of the Week: Rib Boy's Latrells 129
Week 4 Results:
1 Rib Boy's Latrells 129
2 Mary-Kate's Nosebleed 111
3 Uncle Jodd's Band 108
4 Trained Professional 104
5 The Brooklyn Embeds 102
6 Robber Barons 99
7 Porkchops & Applesauce 98
8 Your Enemies Friend 72
Season Results:
1 Uncle Jodd's Band (Senor & Pauly) 543
2 Rib Boy's Latrells (Derek) 524
2 Mary-Kate's Nosebleed (Pauly) 524
4 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 514
5 Trained Professional (Boy Genius) 495
6 Porkchops & Applesauce (JoeMoore) 469
7 Robber Barons (Armen) 455
8 Your Enemies Friend (Spider) 453
The Skinny: This was the first week where the scores were not so impressive. The entire league average was just 88 points. Derek and Rib Boy's Latrells won team of the week outpacing both my teams. He moved up from 4th to a second place tie with Mary-Kate's Nosebleed. My team with Senor, Uncle Jodd's Band is tops for a second straight week rounding out the top 3.
College Football Pool - Week 5 Update
Team of the Week: The Ventian Blinds 44 points (7-3)
Week 5 Results:
1 The Venetian Blinds 44
2 AlCantHang 43
3 WhatyaTalkin AboutWillis? 40
4 Chico's Bail Bonds 39
5 Porkchops & Apple Sauce 38
6 Sheer Entry 34
7 Landow 34
8 Austin Drunks 33
9 Ugarte's Last Stand 29
10 Muff State Pie Boys 20
Overall Standings:
1 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 227
2 AlCantHang 224
2 Austin Drunks (M. Stephans) 224
4 The Venetian Blinds (Poker Nerd) 221
5 WhatyaTalkin AboutWillis? (Pauly) 217
6 Ugarte's Last Stand (Charles Star, comedian, esq.) 188
7 Sheer Entry (SENOR) 187
8 Landow 153
9 Porkchops & Apple Sauce (Joe Moore) 145
10 Killer Gophers (Halverson) 137
11 Buckeye! (Ferrari) 124
11 Muff State Pie Boys (Spider) 124
The Skinny: Couple of upsets. Notre Dame lost their first game. Alabama and Fresno State lost. The Poker Nerd and The Venetian Blinds took team of the week honors edging out Al Cant Hang. Derek and Chico's Bail Bonds are in first place with Al Cant Hang and Austin Drunks rounding out the top 3. My team is the hottest over the previous three weeks! Watch out, I'm gunning for first place after a crappy start!
Big games this week.
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