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Fantasy Pauly Updates

I have some updates for all my pools. I'm not doing too hot. I managed 9-1 week in college football, only to be outshined by my brother who had a perfect 10-0 week. My fanatsy football team is sputtering along, and my NFL pool picks aren't panning out.

Pauly's Pub Pigskin Pick'em - Week 2 Update

Team of the Week: TIE (All My Sweet Bitches; All In; Snot Bubbles; Well T'anks For Nuttin') 9 wins

Week 2 Results:
1 All My Sweet Bitches 9
1 All In 9
1 Snot Bubbles 9
1 Well T'anks For Nuttin' 9
5 manny and ortiz 8
5 Smokin Ricky 8
5 Running Back Ribs 8
5 BiG PERM BiG WORM 8
9 Oyster Bay Moore 7
9 Chico's Bail Bonds 7
9 Cumberland Blues 7
9 Twinkle & Turquoise 7
9 Ugarte's Last Stand 7
9 The Brooklyn Embeds 7
9 Austin Drunks 7
9 Uwannabet? . 7
9 Drunk Norsemen 7
9 Bobby BigBalls 7
9 Punch You in the Eye 7
9 McNamara Entry1 7
9 Lovelace Leapsloth 7
9 WhereMy NillasAt? 7
9 Shakedown Street 7
9 Coach's Picks 7
25 MoshPit badblood44 6
25 PayMeNow 6

Overall Standings:
1 Well T'anks For Nuttin' (Jerry) 20
2 All In (Landow) 19
3 Bobby BigBalls (C. Hardin) 17
3 manny and ortiz (. BSinger) 17
3 McNamara Entry1 (Spider) 17
3 All My Sweet Bitches (Ty) 17
3 Austin Drunks (Matt S.)17
3 MoshPit badblood44 (Bad Blood) 17
9 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 16
9 Chico's Bail Bonds (Derek) 16
9 Punch You in the Eye (Pauly 2) 16
12 Snot Bubbles (Sean - Anistropy) 15
12 Lovelace Leapsloth (S. Lovelace) 15
12 Smokin Ricky (Senor) 15
12 Coach's Picks (Coach) 15
12 Uwannabet? (U Wanna Bet) 15
17 Shakedown Street (Pauly 1) 14
17 BiG PERM BiG WORM (Armen)14
17 Oyster Bay Moore (Moore) 14
17 Cumberland Blues (K. Hungus) 14
17 Twinkle & Turquoise (Jenna & Haley) 14
22 Ugarte's Last Stand (Charles Star, comedian, esq.) 13
22 PayMeNow (AlCantHang) 13
22 Drunk Norsemen (C. Halverson) 13
25 Running Back Ribs (Schanzer) 12
26 WhereMy NillasAt? (Boy Genius) 11

The Skinny: Jerry and Well T'anks for Nuthin' are leading the field. Landow and All In sits in second, just one behind our leader. Their 9 win week kept them up top. All My Sweet Bitches and Snot Bubbles had solid weeks and moved up in the standings. A lot of wild upsets thiin Week 2. It's a long season, so there's plenty of time to make a comeback!!

Don't forget to do you picks!!! If you don't do them, the computer automatically takes all the HOME teams for you... that way you still have some points if you forget to do your picks.

Andy ideas for a "Last Place" bonus prize?!?


Grid Iron Week 2 Update

Team of the Week: Uncle Jodd's Band

Week 2 Results:
1 Uncle Jodd's Band 134
2 Trained Professional 128
3 Mary-Kate's Nosebleed 120
4 Rib Boy's Latrells 119
5 Porkchops & Applesauce 118
6 Robber Barons 117
7 The Brooklyn Embeds 110
7 Your Enemies Friend 110

Overall Standings
1 Trained Professiona (Boy Genius) 273
2 The Brooklyn Embeds (Gil) 254
3 Uncle Jodd's Band (Senor & Pauly) 248
4 Rib Boy's Latrells(Derek) 246
5 Mary-Kate's Nosebleed (Pauly) 245
6 Your Enemies Friend (Spider) 241
7 Porkchops & Applesauce (Joe Moore) 239
8 Robber Barons (Armen) 213

The Skinny: Senor and I had a monster week (despite Priest Holmes getting injured and taken out of the game) and jumped up in the standings. Boy Genius and his Trained Professional team are still on top. With a slew of injuries and a bye weeks upcoming, it's going to be a long season.



College Football - Week 3

Team of the Week: Chico's Bail Bonds (10-0) and a perfect 55 point week

Week 3 Results
1 Chico's Bail Bonds 55
2 WhatyaTalkin AboutWillis? 53
2 Austin Drunks 53
3 AlCantHang 50
4 Landow 45
5 Buckeye! 43
6 The Venetian Blinds 41
7 Sheer Entry 40
8 Ugarte's Last Stand 39
9 Muff State Pie Boys 34
10 Killer Gophers 32

Overall Standings
1 Austin Drunks 140
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 139
3 AlCantHang 131
4 Buckeye! 124
5 WhatyaTalkin AboutWillis? 123
5 The Venetian Blinds 123
7 Landow 119
8 Ugarte's Last Stand 112
9 Sheer Entry 110
10 Killer Gophers 106
11 Muff State Pie Boys 71
12 Porkchops & Apple Sauce 55

The Skinny Week 3: I thought I had a great week, but it looks like Derek and Chico's Bail Bonds had a perfect week going 10-0 and is just one point off the lead, held onto by Austin Drunks (for a third straight week). Anyway, Derek and I both called the Auburn win. Tennesse won on a 50 yeard field goal, West Virginia needed OT, and Notre Dame keeps on rolling.